Ever since Tranny-Gate...
the Bud Light brand hasn't fared particularly well.
I blame their decline in sales squarely on the circular, bulging Orange Prolapse.
Fun fact: I switch my cheap beer brand preference every decade.
(1988 > 1990) High school/early college = entirely miscellaneous
1990 > 2000 = Rolling Rock (only bottles)
2000 > 2010 = Miller Lite
2010 > 2020 = Coors Light
2020 > 2030 = I.C. Light
What does the future portend? Hard to say. Pabst would seem appropriate due to the age factor. Maybe go off the rails and veer in the direction of Labatt's. Rest assured, I will not be drinking Bud Light.
Bud Light
sonofsaf
Proud Boys lie
Oath Keepers fuckin’ gay
An Orange Prolapse display
The big lie, Bud Light
Trans-fucked, Bud Light
Anal attacks, are in the crack
Shittin’ on a golden throne
Will impress Kristi Noem
Don’t defy
Crooked enemy sing-a-long
Stop the steal, con
Choice pro-life, Bud Light
White trash, Bud Light
And Goldman Sachs, will burst, forecast
Choice is why
The tits of Stormy D.
Salad tossed turn-on hooray
The big lie, Bud Light
More spite, Bud Light
Can’t breed Bud Light
So help me sing this song, about
My enemy
Low Light
Pearl Jam
Clouds roll by
Reeling is what they say
Or is it just my way?
Wind blows by, low light
Side-tracked, low light
Can't see my tracks, your scent-way back
Can I be here all alone?
Clear a path to my home
Blood runs dry
Books and jealousy tell me wrong
All I feel, calm
Voice blows by, low light
Car crash, low light
Can't wear my mask, your first, my last
Voice goes by
Two birds is what they'll see
Getting lost upon their way
Wind rolls by, low light
Eye sight, low light
I need the light
I'll find my way from wrong, what's real?
The dream I see
Lyrically speaking, this was not an ideal song to parody. But it is what it is.
From 1991 to the present, Pearl Jam has evenly flowed through the Burgh a grand total
of 8 times. They return to PPG Paints for a couple of shows on May 16 & May 18. Fuck you and fuck yeah.
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)
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#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)