The Orange Prolapse recently weighed in on Syria...
Syria is a mess, but is not our friend, & THE UNITED STATES SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THIS IS NOT OUR FIGHT. LET IT PLAY OUT. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!
Such keen insight. Kushner, Hegseth, Musk... yep.
In Syria
sonofsaf
In Syria, in Syria
Capitol city is Damascus
Assad no longer threatens us
And Russia is his new home
You won’t see him out in public
Overthrown it seems…
Albania
Cheers (Coach)
Albania, Albania
You border on the Adriatic
your land is mostly mountainous
and your chief export is chrome
You’re a Communist Republic
You’re a red regime...
My 4th parody of Coach's tribute to Albania.
#119. Melania
#1629. Romania
#2256. Foxmania
#2905. In Syria
Back around 2005, a friend of mine (Slaid Boone) was convinced that Syria was "not a country."
He thought it was more of "biblical territorial reference." I told him, "Dude, Syria is definitely a country. Its capital is Damascus. It borders Jordan, Israel, Iraq, Turkey, and I'm pretty sure Lebanon. Long story short, I bet him 5 bucks and immediately googled a map of the Middle East. He wanted to bet $20 but I generously declined his offer.
What's amusing is that the friend I'm referring to is pretty sharp. Just probably disinterested in breaking news and regional conflict abroad.
So he lost the bet. But more importantly, he paid up.