Perhaps the most disturbing photo in the aftermath of the Orange Prolapse's 2024 victory...
(left to right) Musk, Trump, Don Jr., Speaker Mike Johnson, & a disillusioned Robert F. Kennedy Jr. |
Trump's inner circle laughs and chuckles as they make RFK Jr. "eat shit" aboard Trump Force One. It's kinda like getting jumped into a street gang. Reminiscent of Jimmy & Timmy.
Meanwhile, back in the Burgh. The Cleveland Browns (chapter 2) are in town this afternoon for their AFC North rematch against the Pittsburgh Steelers (chapter 10).
My advice: take the OVER 43. I think it's gonna be a shoot-out.
People often ask me, "Who the fuck is Thomas Tull?" I usually refer them to chapter 7. |
If confirmed by the honorable United States Senate, Kennedy Jr. will be a noteworthy leader of Health & Human Services. His achievements include "whale head decapitation and transportation," surviving "brain worm" disease, and of course, vaccine denialism.
RFK Jr. once claimed that the China Virus was "engineered to spare Ashkenazi Jews." I hope that same logic applies to atheist, self-hating Jews.
Kennedy
sonofsaf
China Virus ain’t BeBest
‘Cause Covid’s so unkind
Donald Trump’s the cunt you feed a bit
But motorboatin’ Stormy’s chest
Her titties are not confined
Lake Tahoe cream is full of lard and shit
Kennedy’s a fuckin’ ugly turd
Propaganda he will spew
Kennedy’s a raspy fuckin’ nerd
And homely as a god damn Jew
Slime’s a pink McDonald’s cunt
Filet ‘o Fish with fries
An Orange Prolapse shout-out Christmas Eve
Butt Donald has a shitty case
His diarrhea’s why
Golden toilet commode his relief
Kennedy’s a fuckin’ ugly turd
Propaganda he will spew
Kennedy’s a raspy fuckin’ nerd
And homely as a god damn Jew
One day you’ll discover, a tiny, mushroom bend
Penis lacks maturity Peyronie’s you defend
Stormy’s fun pornography her titties are pretend
Shitshow, shitshow, shitshow
Forty-seven enemy
Libtards have been warned
Why’s he mother fucking you all along.
So don’t behave immorally
Sell ‘em, MAGA trinket porn
Donald’s a cunt whose meat curtains are drawn
Kennedy’s a fuckin’ ugly turd
Propaganda he will spew
Kennedy’s a raspy fuckin’ nerd
And homely as a god damn Jew
Honesty
Billy Joel
If you search for tenderness
It isn't hard to find
You can have the love you need to live
But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind
It always seems to be so hard to give
"Honesty" is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe
"Honesty" is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
I can find a lover, I can find a friend
I can have security until the bitter end
Anyone can comfort me with promises again
I know, I know, I know
When I'm deep inside of me
Don't be too concerned
I won't ask for nothing while I'm gone
But when I want sincerity
Tell me, where else can I turn?
'Cause you're the one that I depend upon
"Honesty" is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you
My second parody of the heartfelt classic. Earlier in the year, I penned #2393. Tim Sheehy. Regarding the recently elected Montana Senator. He ousted 3-term Democrat Jon Tester.
Sheehy - 52.6% (319,682)
Tester - 45.5% (276,305)
From 1973 to the present, Billy Joel has Allentowned the Burgh an impressive total of 22 times. He makes his return on July 5, 2025 along with Rod Stewart at Acrisure Stadium.
Billy Joel:
3-4-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
2-21-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-1-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#2023)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)