#2954. George Glass

During the second Trump administration, George Glass will be the new Ambassador to Japan.

Glass caught the eye of the Orange Prolapse while dining at a P.F. Chang's.  When the waitress inquired if he was going to order a bowl of wonton soup, Glass quickly replied, "Wonton?  Not now!"

Trump was reportedly overwhelmed by the spontaneous, comedic, palindromic response.

Hey, there's literally nothing George Glass can't achieve.

It's a fair question.

Turns out that Glass is more of an assman.

This would explain his "lapping loyalty" and oral admiration for the Orange Prolapse.

 

Speaking of ass, the homeless population wishes you a prosperous and happy New Year.

Straight outta Market Square!

 

George Glass
sonofsaf

Trump is a piece of shit you will fear
Ambassador to Japan is a fuckin’ queer
Stormy D.’s dastardly deed and the treason from a jag-off
A tiny, mushroom dick and a Quarter Pound

He’s George Edward Glass
Without rosacea rash
He’s having stormy sex with the Orange Prolapse
He’s George Edward Glass
A Truth Social dumbass
The boss of wrath has some gas to pass

He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass
He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass
Edward Glass

Donald Trump’s asshole’s gonna fuckin’ burn
His settlements all get overturned
Stormy D.’s dastardly deed and the treason from a dumb clown
Big Mac shout out McDonald’s carry-out

He’s George Edward Glass
Without rosacea rash
He’s having stormy sex with the Orange Prolapse
He’s George Edward Glass
A Truth Social dumbass
The boss of wrath has some gas to pass

He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass
He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass
Edward Glass

Forty-seven is a piece of shit
Let’s spread a lie and spread it fast
His rectum is smelling like the days of old
And he will deceive more ladies and a few clowns

He’s George Edward Glass
Without rosacea rash
He’s having stormy sex with the Orange Prolapse
He’s George Edward Glass
A Truth Social dumbass
The boss of wrath has some gas to pass

He’s George Edward Glass
Without rosacea rash
He’s having stormy sex with the Orange Prolapse
He’s George Edward Glass
A Truth Social dumbass
The boss of wrath has some gas to pass

He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass
He’s George Edward Glass
Bud Light boycott
Trump got shot
Japan loves George Edward Glass

He’s George Edward Glass
Edward Glass

 

Badass
Saliva

I need you to hear this loud and clear
The line and the sand is drawn and I have no fear
When I see red all I need is a reason to set me off
To drop this bomb and pick yourself off the ground

Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
Just cross my path and I'll drop you fast

Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
A badass

Don't take this past the point of no return
You don't want this kind of lesson learned
When I see red all I need is a reason to throw it down
To take you out and you will have no doubt

Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
Just cross my path and I'll drop you fast

Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
A badass

I'm going to walk away from this
And let it die than let it last
Your pushing me telling me to change my soul
And I'm gonna leave your body black and blue now

Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
Just cross my path and I'll drop you fast

Cause I'm a badass
A gun ready to blast
It's the wild wild west and I'm fast and fast
Cause I'm a badass
I'll put your face in the grass
Don't test me boy cause I'll drop you fast

Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
Take your best shot
All you got
Good luck cause I'm a badass

Cause I'm a badass
A badass

Writing this parody was comparable to experiencing alternating bouts of constipation and diarrhea.

From 2001 to 2019, Saliva played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  Never seen 'em.

"Saliva" would be a good name for a female, goth porn star.  A sloppy, spitting superstar with infinite tattoos and multiple labia piercings.

The Big Lie 100: (#2078)

#2566.  Vance (Chance — Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

#2641.  Priebus (Jesus --- Velvet Underground)

#2642.  He'll Defend Donald Reince Priebus (What A Friend We Have In Jesus --- Alan Jackson)

#2643.  Priebus Cuming From A Stormy Wet Dream (Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam --- Nirvana)

#2644.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Beastie Boys)

#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2649.  Donald's Jism (Aneurysm --- Nirvana)

#2650.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2651.  Mark Green (Irene --- Grateful Dead)

#2652.  Cheatle Is A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2653.  Kimberly Cheatle (Everyday People --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#2654.  Timmy (Timmy --- South Park)

#2655.  Tim Burchett's Dick (Is Not Long) (Don't Forget Me: When I'm Gone --- Glass Tiger)

#2656.  Donald's Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2660.  Bitch Forty-Five (Switch 625 --- Def Leppard)

#2661.  Trumpin', Dumpin', Feedin' (Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' --- Journey)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2663.  The Trump Towers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#2664.  News Faker (Jawbreaker --- Judas Priest)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2666.  Heap (Creep --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2667.  Heap (Creep --- Radiohead)

#2668.  Make America Great Again (Make America Great Again --- Brian Kelley)

#2669. 'Merican Nation (Terrapin Station --- Grateful Dead)

#2670.  Stormy's Chest Is Plastic On Fake News (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John) 

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- Walk The Moon)

#2672.  America (Hysteria --- Def Leppard)

#2673.  Steele (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2674.  Shitshow Paula Stark (Rainbow In The Dark --- Dio)

#2675.  Paula A. Stark (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2676.  David Shoar (He's A Whore --- Cheap Trick)

#2677.  Tim Walz (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#2678.  Trump Fucks You (I Thank You --- Bonnie Raitt)

#2679.  Big Lies And Adin Ross (Behind The Crooked Cross --- Slayer)

#2680.  Priebus (Jesus -- Phil Thompson)

#2681.  The Big Lie (Frizzle Fry --- Primus)

#2682.  Michelle Morrow (Broken Arrow --- Grateful Dead)

#2683.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (The Last Waltz Refrain --- The Band)

#2684.  Roger Stone (I Alone --- Live)

#2685.  Orange Prolapse Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#2686.  We'll Sever Donald's Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Liverpool Anthem)

#2687.  Tim Walz Inspires (Great Balls Of Fire --- Chris Isaak)

#2688.  Donald's Fat (My Friend Fats --- Primus)

#2689.  Paula Allene Stark (Lurking In The Dark --- King Diamond)

#2690.  Priebus Stop The Steal (Jesus Take The Wheel --- Carrie Underwood)

#2691.  Kennedy Is Old (Ecstasy Of Gold --- Metallica)

#2692.  Spartz (Hearts --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2693.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2694.  Robert F. Kennedy (Don't Be my Enemy --- Wang Chung)

#2695.  Far-Out Liz Murrill (About A Girl --- Nirvana)

#2696.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Rolling Stones)

#2697.  Sparks (Sparks --- Coldplay)

#2698.  Michael Sparks (Tiny Spark --- American Hi-Fi)

#2699.  Let's Stop The Stealing (That's How I Feeling --- Jack White)

#2700.  Robert Morris (Wordless Chorus --- My Morning Jacket)

#2701.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Dokken)

#2702.  McCormick (Ton Of Bricks --- Metal Church)

#2703.  Go To Hell (Top Yourself --- The Raconteurs)

#2704.  Taylor Greene (Stella Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2705.  Peter Thiel (Pittsburgh Steel --- Warren Zeiders)

#2706.  Peter Thiel (Dipped In Steel --- Flaming Lips)

#2707.  Mahomes (Them Bones --- Alice In Chains)

#2708.  Thiel (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton) 

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2711.  An Ass: Donald Trump's The Orange Prolapse (He's Back: The Man Behind The Mask --- Alice Cooper)

#2712.  Fox News And Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#2713.  McDevotion (Sweet Emotion --- Aerosmith)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2715.  Jew (True --- Spandau Ballet)

#2716.  Donald Trump (One Pump Chump --- Steel Panther)

#2717.  Deb Fischer (Well-Wisher --- Single Mothers)

#2718.  O'Grady (Lady --- Styx)

#2719.  Insurrection (Operation --- Circle Jerks)

#2720.  Kushner Jew (Karma Stew --- Circle Jerks)

#2721.  Laura Loomer's In The White House (There's A Tumor In the White House --- Dan Mangan)

#2722.  Sean Hannity (My Sanity --- Bad Religion)

#2723.  Priebus, Scam And Fraud (Jesus, Lamb Of God --- Phil & Victor Thompson)

#2724.  Donald Trump's A Cunt And... (Gimme All Your Lovin' --- ZZ Top)

#2725.  Trump's A Cunt (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#2726.  Kushner Screw (Under You --- Foo Fighters)

#2727.  Loomer's Bullshit (Rumor Has It --- Reba McEntire)

#2728.  Insurrection! (Strangulation! --- My Morning Jacket)

#2729.  Fight (Fight --- The Cure)

#2730.  Donald Is Fuckin' Inbred (Can't Get It Out Of My Head --- Electric Light Orchestra) 

#2731.  Tim DeFoor (Amateur --- Aimee Mann)

#2732.  Fight Fight Fight (Fight Fight Fight --- Riot)

#2733.  Hey Routh (Hey Jude --- The Beatles)

#2734.  Crank's Small (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)

#2735.  Trump Smells (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#2736.  Moore (More --- Simply Red)

#2737.  Routh (Ruth --- Glen Campbell)

#2738.  Moore... (More... Wilco)

#2739.  Wesley Routh (Baby Ruth --- John Prine)

#2740.  Liar (Fighter --- Jon Kahn)

#2741.  Kushner's A Jew (I Melt With You --- Modern English)

#2742.  Sheehy (Coffee --- David Allan Coe)

#2743.  Stormy's Chest (All The Best --- My Morning Jacket)

#2744.  Routh (Ruth --- The Toadies)

#2745.  Loomer's A Cunt (Rumor Of Love --- Berlin)

#2746.  Laura Loomer (There's A Rumor --- The August Empire)

#2747.  Ohio's Springfield Haitians (Buffalo Springfield Again --- Neil Young)

#2748.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumour --- Bananarama)

#2749.  Springfield (Springfield --- Anathema)

#2750.  Reschenthaler's Crazy (Billion Dollar Babies --- Alice Cooper)

#2751.  Higgins (Big Guns --- Ruelle)

#2752.  Schneider (Spider --- They Might Be Giants)

#2753.  Lotter (Strutter --- Kiss)

#2754.  James Braid (Afraid --- Willie Nelson)

#2755.  Joke And A Cunt (Soak Up The Sun --- Sheryl Crow)

#2756.  'Cause The Donald Is (When The Circus Comes --- Phish)

#2757.  James Braid (Afraid --- Neko Case)

#2758.  Donald Trump's A Clown, JD's Too (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2759.  Lance Wallnau Will Fuck You (Anyhow, I Love You --- Guy Clark)

#2760.  Kushner Is A Jew (I Would Die For You --- Prince)

#2761.  Donald's Not A King (Deny Everything --- Circle Jerks)

#2762.  Fight (Fight --- GWAR)

#2763.  Trump Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)

#2764.  'Cause Donald Killed The Cops (The Music Never Stopped --- Grateful Dead)

#2765.  Netanyahu (Kalamazoo --- Primus)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worshum)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2771.  Derrick Anderson (Annie Get Your Gun --- Squeeze)

#2772.  Hannity (Sanity --- Killing Joke)

#2773.  Kushner's A Jew (It Beats 4 U --- My Morning Jacket) 

#2774.  McCormick (Sick, Sick, Sick --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2775.  Trump Is An Ass (Classical Gas --- Mason Williams)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2777.  Salleigh Grubbs (King Of Clubs --- Pig Destroyer)

#2778.  Salleigh Grubbs (Three Of Clubs --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In The Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2780.  Bible (Tribal -- Nightwish)

#2781.  Trump Bible (Blood Libel --- GWAR)

#2782.  "Vanka's A Jew (Burnin' For You --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#2783.  Jared Is A Jew: Ivanka Is Too  (Everything I Do: I Do For You --- Bryan Adams)

#2784.  Ivanka: Is A Fucking Jew (I Can't Help: Falling In Love With You --- UB40)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2786.  Donald J. Trump Is Gay (West L.A. Fadeaway --- Grateful Dead)

#2787.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- King Diamond)

#2788.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Air Supply)

#2789.  Donald Trump Is Gay (What Would You Say --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2790.  Donald's A Clown (Send In The Clowns --- Bette Midler)

#2791.  Thune (Spoon --- Mazzy Star)

#2792.  Bolton (Golden --- My Morning Jacket)

#2793.  Wedding Cake (Kari Lake --- Damien Jurado)

#2794.  Bolton (Golden --- Harry Styles)

#2795.  Kari Lake (Cut The Cake --- Average White Band)

#2796.  Shitty Peggy-Ho (Pretty Peggy-O --- Grateful Dead)

#2797.  Big Lie Ain't A Big Lie (Goodbye Is Not Goodbye --- Jeff Satur)

#2798.  Stopping The Steal (Head Over Heals --- Tears For Fears)

#2799.  Cheung (Hung --- Wire)

#2800.  Cheung Is A Clown (Hung Upside Down --- Buffalo Springfield)

#2801.  Trump's Fucking Gay (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#2802.  Cheung (Hung --- Napalm Death)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2804.  Griffin Fuck (Given Up --- Linkin' Park)

#2805.  Cheung Fuck Is A Cunt (Hung Up On Your Love --- Eric Clapton)

#2806.  Wilson (Wilson --- Phish)

#2807.  The Donald's A Joke (I Started A Joke --- Bee Gees)

#2808.  Steven Cheung's An Ass Who Wears A Thong (When I've Sung my Last Hillbilly Song --- Willie Nelson)

#2809.  Trump Is So Unkind (Always On My Mind --- Willie Nelson)

#2810.  Fuck Steel (Eat Steel --- Gwar)

#2811.  Asshole Causing Strife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#2812.  And David Rem (In Bethlehem --- David Barnes)

#2813.  Donald Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#2814.  Steel's An Ass (Steel And Glass --- John Lennon)

#2815.  The Big Lie (Learn To Fly --- Foo Fighters)

#2816.  Thune (Spoon --- Chaka Khan)

#2817.  The Big Lie (She's So High --- Tal Bachman)

#2818.  Fuck Scott Baugh (Panama --- Van Halen)

#2819.  Lutnick (Lipstick --- Buzzcocks)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2821.  A Clown (Fall Down --- Toad the Wet Sprocket)

#2822.  Morrisey's A Cunt (Purity Undone --- Pig Destroyer)

#2823.  Lutnick Plan (Sputnick Stan --- Hawkwind)

#2824.  Big Lie Hank Choate's A Joke (When My Dreamboat Comes Home --- Fats Domino)

#2825.  Fuckin' Jeff Bezos (Pickin' Tomatoes --- Shocking Blue)

#2826.  Lutnick (Picnic --- Andy Williams)

#2827.  Scott Baugh (Jack Straw --- Grateful Dead)

#2828.  Mar-A-Lago Jews (Mexicali Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2829.  Donald's Hair's A Crime (Caught Somewhere In Time --- Iron Maiden)

#2830.  Michelle Steel (Tons Of Steel --- Grateful Dead)

#2831.  Hank Choate (Dreamboat --- The Walkmen)

#2832.  Susie Wiles (All My Trials --- Paul McCartney)

#2833.  Summerall Wiles (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#2834.  Susie Wiles (Hundred Miles --- YALL (feat. Gabriela Richardson)

#2835.  Homan (Omen --- The Prodigy)

#2836.  Wiles (Miles --- Phillip Phillips)

#2837.  She's Susan Wiles (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#2838.  Homan (Broken --- Tears For Fears)

#2839.  HomAn (Broken --- Coldplay) 

#2840.  Senator Rubio (Student Loan Stereo --- Wilco)

#2841.  Mike Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#2842.  Rick Scott (Red Hot --- Motley Crue)

#2843.  Tulsi Gabbard (It's So Absurd --- Black Flag)

#2844.  Matt Gaetz (Cell Mates --- Mariachi El Bronx)

#2845.  Homan (Broken --- Depeche Mode)

#2846.  Dean John Sauer (Franklin's Tower --- Grateful Dead)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan and Dean)

#2848.  William Owen Scharf (I Give You My Heart --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2849.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2850.  Donald's A Clown (Lover Lay Down --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2851.  Brendan Carr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#2852.  Susan Wiles Is Scum (Million Miles Of Fun --- Drug Church)

#2853.  And He's Christopher Wright (And We Bid You Good Night --- Grateful Dead)

#2854.  Miller (Killer --- Mareux)

#2855.  Chris Wright (Good Night --- The Beatles)

#2856.  Miller (Killer --- Bastille)

#2857.  Chris Wright (Alright --- Supergrass)

#2858.  Miller's Mean (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#2859.  Here Cums Mehmet Oz (Here Comes Santa Claus --- Bob Dylan)

#2860.  Bondi (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#2861.  Bondi's Sexual (Zombie Ritual --- Death)

#2862.  Scott Turner --- Back Burner (Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan)

#2863.  Bondi (Blondie --- Current Joys)

#2864.  Dean John Sauer (Water Tower --- Jason Aldean)

#2865.  Big Balls (In Stalls --- AC/DC)

#2866.  Balls In The Stalls (Melody Calls --- Doves)

#2867.  Miller (Killer --- Alice Cooper)

#2868.  Brooke Rollins (Free Fallin' --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#2870.  Miller's Salad Gets Tossed (Killer Without A Cause --- Thin Lizzy)

#2871.  Miss Nancy Chavez-DeRemer (I Will Sing Of My Redeemer --- Selah featuring BarlowGirl)

#2872.   DeRemer (Redeemer --- Blood On The Dance Floor)

#2873.  Prolapse Fart (Metal Heart --- Accept)

#2874.  Stormy D.  (Sugaree --- Grateful Dead)

#2875.  DeRemer (Redeemer --- The Lou Gramm Band)

#2876.  Fentanyl Hysteria (Chemical Euphoria --- Armored Saint)

#2877.  BeBest Plan (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#2878.  Chavez-DeRemer: Her Pie Of Cream (I Am The Dreamer: You Are The Dream --- Conway Twitty)

#2879.  Big Lie Bondi (Bye Bye Blondie --- Allan Rayman)

#2880.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey --- Deerhunter)

#2881.  Rubio Is A Gay Ass Retard (Video Killed The Radio Star --- Buggles)

#2882.  Patel (Metal --- Fox Academy)

#2883.  Patel's Ass Smells Bad (Metal Thrashing Mad --- Anthrax)

#2884.  Mother Fuckin' Kash Patel (Holdin' On To Black Metal --- My Morning Jacket)

#2885.  Kashyap Patel (Heavy Metal --- Helloween)

#2886.  Kashyap Patel Cunt (Heavy Metal Love --- Helix)

#2887.  O Donald Trump (O Canada --- Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier)

#2888.  Trump Street (Love Street --- The Doors)

#2889.   Fraud Is American Daniel P. Driscoll (God Is An Indian And You're An Asshole --- Modest Mouse)

#2890.  Peter Kent Navarro (Harvester Of Sorrow --- Metallica)

#2891.  Craving Your Dogshit (Waiting For Darkness ---Ozzy Osbourne)

#2892.  Chronister (Massacre --- Iron Maiden)

#2893.  Kashyap Patel's Obscene (Heavy Metal Machine --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2894.  God Hates Kashyap Patel (God Hates Heavy Metal --- Dio)

#2895.  Paul Atkins (Black Napkins --- Frank Zappa)

#2896.  Sacks (Stacks --- Fugazi)

#2897.  Chad Chronister (Pure Massacre --- Silverchair)

#2898.  Kennedy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)

#2899.  The Donald Has Small Hands (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

#2900.  The Shithead's Back (The Kids Are Back --- Twisted Sister)

#2901.  Slator!  Mother Fucker! (Waiter!  Bring Me Water --- Shania Twain)

#2902.  Judd (Mudd --- King's X)

#2903.  Donald's Inbred (Over My Head --- King's X)

#2904.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- Fleetwood Mac)

#2905.  In Syria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#2906.  Anton Drinks Bud Light (Turn On Your Lovelight --- Grateful Dead)

#2907.  MAGA Cunt (Modern Love --- David Bowie)

#2908.  Harmeet (Lunch Meat --- King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard)

#2909.  Mark Meador (Black Peter --- Grateful Dead)

#2910.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2911.  Anton (London --- Willie Nelson)

#2912.  Rodney Scott (Juggernaut --- Clutch)

#2913.  Schimming (Swimming --- Teen Suicide)

#2914.  Paul Abbate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#2915.  Fuck You (Hey You --- The Clarks)

#2916.  Paul Abbate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#2917.  Trump Isn't White (Bump In The Night --- Girlschool)

#2918.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#2919.  Walsh (Golf --- Parry Gripp)

#2920.  Trumper (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#2921.  K$H (Ash --- Demon Hunter)

#2922.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Sevendust)

#2923.  Bill White (Not Right -- The Stooges)

#2924.  Bud Light (low Light --- Pearl Jam)

#2925.  White (Fight --- Agnostic Front)

#2926.  James Witkoff (Shake It Off --- Taylor Swift)

#2927.  George Edward Glass (Castle Of Glass --- Linkin' Park)

#2928.  Witkoff (Payoff --- Gone Is Gone)

#2929.  Glass (Glass --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2930.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Helmet)

#2931.  Ivanka's A Piece Of Shit (Commercial Alternative --- Teenage Fanclub)

#2932.  Musk (Suck --- The Jesus & Mary Chain)

#2933.  Stormy D.  (In My Tree --- Pearl Jam)

#2934.  Trump's Fucking You (She's Leaving You --- MJ Lenderman)

#2935.  Brick (Sick --- Supergrass)

#2936.  Miss Kim Guillfoyle (The Squirming Coil --- Phish)

#2937.  Dave Fink (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#2938.  Cunt Loudermilk's So Gay (Under The Milky Way --- Powerman 5000)

#2939.  Barry Loudermilk (This Land Flows With Milk --- Isobel Campbell)

#2940.  Fink's A Fuckin' Railroad Whore (Stinkin' Up The Great Outdoors --- Spinal Tap)

#2941.  Loudermilk (Malted Milk --- Robert Johnson)

#2942.  Mizelle (Michelle --- The Beatles)

#2943.  Chip Roy (Cowboy --- Randy Newman)

#2944.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2945.  Colby Wigga (Dolby Nigga --- Lloyd Banks)

#2946.  Loudermilk Is Gay (Past the Milky Way --- Ace Frehley)

#2947.  Guillfoyle (Snake Oil -- Embrace)

#2948.  Callista Is Gay (Barista By Day --- Anuhea)

#2949.  David Rivkin (He Is Risen --- Paul Baloche)

#2950.  Sacks (Slacks --- Valley)

#2951.  Fucking Elon Musk (Dancing In The Dusk --- Pet Shop Boys)

#2952.  Elon Musk (Under Dusk --- Harrison Storm & Enna Blake)

#2953.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#2954.  George Glass (Badass --- Saliva)

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