The Orange Prolapse and his Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth will be attending the iconic Army/Navy game this afternoon. The showdown is set for 3pm at Northwest Stadium in Landover, Maryland.
Northwest Stadium?!? Yep, it's the cavernous Dump formerly referred to as FedEx Field. Home of the Washington Redskins (chapter 6)... er uh, Commanders.
I originally thought "Northwest" meant Northwest Airlines. But Northwest merged with Delta back in 2010. The naming rights were actually purchased by Northwest Federal Credit Union.
If the Commanders beat the Saints (chapter 8) tomorrow, they'll have a 95% chance to make the playoffs.
However word to the wise. If Washington implodes, the fans will start calling their home venue "Northworst Stadium." Sound familiar? Hint: Acrid Turd Stadium (Pittsburgh), PayWhore Stadium (Cincy), Skank of America Stadium (Carolina), Soft Cock Stadium (Miami), etc.
Moral of the story? Think twice before you fork over tens of millions for the privilege of acquiring NFL stadium naming rights.
Evidence that everything Trump touches... turns to shit.
Trump Isn’t White
sonofsaf
Gonna build a wall
Golden toilet stall
Spreading the big lie
God damn-it Trump should die
Fat retarded clown
Syndrome of a down
He’s back in the White House
The mightiest orange mouse
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white
Orange Prolapse no doubt
Cock’s in many whores
Genital his sores
All the pies of cream
Stormy D. wet dreams
Her titty bling
Costs more than Triple D.
That Big Mac dolt
Is motor-boating me
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white
Shithead does not care
Port-a-jon despair
Shithead does not care
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Donald Trump isn’t white, isn’t white
Color of a brown piece of shit
Bump In The Night
Girlschool
Figures start to crawl
Shadows on the wall
Something's going by
The corner of my eye
Jump at every sound
Noises all around
There's something in the house
That's bigger than a mouse!
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night
You better watch out
Locking all the doors
Creepy, squeaky floors
Too afraid to dream
Nothing as it seems
I'm seeing things
I never wanna see
The big bad wolf
Is coming after me!
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night
This is a nightmare
Somebody's out there
This is a nightmare
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
You better watch out for the things
That go bump in the night, in the night
Girlschool has played the Burgh twice. Once in 1984 at the Stanley Theatre. The second time in 2024 at Mr. Small's Theatre in Millvale. Damn, that's one helluva 40 year gap. Never seen 'em
The Big Lie 100: (#2042)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)