#3021. Jeff Van Drew

Atlantic City Democrats have a nickname for Republican Congressman Jeff Van Drew.  

They refer to him as "BJ" a/k/a Benedict Jefferson... as in Benedict Arnold.  Southern New Jersey voters elected him as a Democrat.  Then, after obtaining office, he cited his "undying devotion" for the Orange Prolapse and switched his party affiliation to the GOP. 

That's almost as bad as Thomas Tull (chapter 7) switching the Acrisure Stadium naming rights back to Heinz Field.

Ouch.  Super high visibility heading into the Point State Park tunnel.

Look closely.  NOW... do you understand?

So let's dedicate this parody to Congressman JVD!  And to a lesser extent, the Shitsburgh Steelers.

 

 

Jeff Van Drew
sonofsaf

BeBest poll, it ain’t the truth
Dyke Ivanka is a Jew
And he’s so dumb Orange Prolapse fool
Trumpin’ and dumpin’, son-in-law’s is too

Trump’s unstable, shits on you
Not well-endowed, tiny mushroom
Hallucinating scum…. More mushrooms!
Big Mac buffet, Fish Filet or two… or two

MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
Oh, Jeff Van Drew… fuck you

Dream… is wet… and Stormy
Wet, nocturnal dream
Gold toilet stall… gold toilet

Elon’s inbred, social truth
Insurrection, a coup for you
In Trump Tower, dumping on you
Let us dismember, mushroom too
Fuck you

MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
New Jersey’s Jeff Van Drew, sucks too
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
Oh, MAGA’s …Jeff Van Drew, he’ll screw
MAGA’s Jeff Van Drew
Oh, Jeff Van Drew
Fuck you

 

 

 

Not For You
Pearl Jam

Restless soul, enjoy your youth
Like Muhammad hits the truth
Can't escape from the common rule
If you hate something, don't you do it, too

Small my table, sits just two
Got so crowded, I can't make room
Oh, where did they come from?... Stormed my room!
And you dare say it belongs to you... to you

This is not for you
This is not for you
This is not for you
Oh, not for you... ah, you

Scream... my friends... don't call me
Friends, no, they don't scream
My friends don't call... my friends don't

All that's sacred comes from youth
Dedication, naive and true
With no power, nothing to do
I still remember, why don't you?
Don't you

This is not for you
This is not for you
This is not for you
Oh, never was for you, fuck you
This is not for you
Oh, this is not for you... yeah, you
This is not for you
Oh, not for you
Oh, you

 

 

 

 

From 1991 to the present, Pearl Jam has blackened the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.

Eddie Vedder (Chapter 18) & company return for a couple of shows at PPG Paints Arena on their spring tour.  May 16 & May 18.  

Eleven concerts in 6 cities.  Hollywood FL, Atlanta, New Orleans (Jazz Fest), Nashville, Raleigh, and drumroll please... Shitsburgh!  

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2143)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

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