#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem

Despite her dutiful allegiance to the Orange Prolapse...

 

South Dakota Governor and DHS Secretary nominee Kristi Noem was "relegated" to the kids table at Trump's inauguration.  Apparently, she went from VEEP darkhorse to Ramaswamy lackey.

Granted she'll likely get confirmed.  However, stock in Noem appears to be trending downward.  

As in downward facing dog.  #RIPCricket

 

Kristi Lynn Noem
sonofsaf

Kristi Lynn Noem
Completely full of shit
Golden toilet shit
Hate
Fucking piece of shit

Kristi Lynn Noem
South Dakota’s worst
Governor assturd
Hate
Mt. Rushmore is cursed

Kristi Lynn Noem
Her critical race
All in all a shame
Gay
Seventh deadly sin

Kristi Lynn Noem
South Dakota’s worst
Governor assturd
Hate
Mt. Rushmore is cursed

Trump’s dumping on a golden throne
The Orange Prolapse fart will not be outshone
There is no doubt, amidst the strife
Spreading the big lie Donald’s orange not white
Golden toilet clown who is stalling (Trump is stalling)
Trump is stalling (Trump is stalling)
(Trump is stalling)
All his Putin crimes are like Stalin
(Trump is stalling)
Preacher, an evangelical shame
Golden toilet clown who is stalling
(Trump is stalling)
(Trump is stalling)

 

Under A Dome
Of Monsters And Men

Under a dome
While we wait for it
We feel all of it
Wait
Looking back on it

Under a dome
Where I met you first
Fuck the way we were
Wait
Watch the colour burst

Under a dome
In a foreign place
Heard you call my name
Stay
Watch the tide roll in

Under a dome
Where I met you first
Fuck the way we were
Wait
Watch the colour burst

I'm taking over my own throne
I'm holding my heart and it's overgrown
I'm kicking out, I'm full of life
So why should I cry over northern lights
And it's over now and I'm falling (and I'm falling)
And I'm falling (and I'm falling)
(And I'm falling)
So fuck all the times that I've fallen
(And I'm falling)
Creature, you're part of this loving game
But it's over now and I'm falling
(And I'm falling)
(And I'm falling)

In 2013 & 2015, Of Monsters And Men played the Burgh at Stage AE.  

Never seen 'em.

 

Gnome Top 10:

#1.  Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)

#242.  Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)

#249.  Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)

#301.  Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)

#302.  Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)

#303.  Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)

#497.  Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)

#515.  Fuck The Leech:  (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)

#535.  Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)

#536.  Noem: (Phish --- Foam)

#703.  Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)

#704.  Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)

#721.  I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)

#1009.  Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2542.  Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#2544.  Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

The Big Lie 100: (#2134)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

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