#3036. Proud Boys

Aqua  Blu, a restaurant in Toms River, New Jersey drew widespread acclaim for its recent menu addition:

The Proud Boy Platter!  

You get a "Proud Boy Burger" with a side of "Make Fries Great Again."  

Wow, how clever.

Where's the szechuan Orange Prolapse beef?  How about a tiny stuffed mushroom amuse douche?  Maybe a Trump Dump sorbet? (think in terms of Moose Tracks ice cream... but with miniature piles of shit)

#MAGAShitshow 

 

 

Proud Boys
sonofsaf

They’ll blow you, they’ll blow me
Donald J. Trump ain’t the enemy,
He ordered a McDouble
But he’s a Big Mac clown
Donald’s wild in defeat
Syndrome of the down
A Quarter Pound, is the beef of delight
D.E.I. mistake okay

Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ mother fuckers gonna fight
Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ child in defeat,
Child diaper’s shitty

Stormy D., enemy
Lake Tahoe cheatin’ with those Triple D.
Diverse inclusion equity he’ll surmise,
Fucking child in defeat
Spreading the big lies
Quarter Pound is the beef of the right
D.E.I. mistake okay

Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ mother fuckers gonna fight
Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ child in defeat,
Child diaper’s shitty
Child diaper’s shitty,
Child diaper’s shitty

Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ mother fuckers gonna fight
Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ child in defeat,
Child diaper’s shitty

They’ll blow you, they’ll blow me
Donald J. Trump ain’t the enemy,
He ordered a McDouble
But he’s a Big Mac clown
Donald’s wild in defeat
Syndrome of the down

Desperate shit is gonna stink
Ivanka’s twat’s a fish filet
Quarter Pound is the beef of the right
D.E.I. mistake okay

Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ mother fuckers gonna fight
Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ child in defeat,
Proud, Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ mother fuckers gonna fight
Proud, Proud Boys,
Fuckin’ child in defeat,
Child diaper’s shitty

Mother fucker gonna fight…

Bad Boys
Whitesnake

I know you, you know me
I'm the black sheep of the family,
I'm in an' out of trouble
I'm the talk of the town
I get wild in the street
When the sun goes down
I steal around, like a thief in the night
Dancing 'til the break of day

Bad boys,
Running undercover of moonlight
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street,
Wild in the city

I see you, you see me
Just a black street boy in society
With high-heeled women full of champagne an' lies,
Getting wild in the street
'Til the hot sunrise
Stealing round like a thief in the night
Dancing 'til the break of day

Bad boys,
Running undercover of moonlight
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street,
Wild in the city,
Wild in the city,
Wild in the city

Bad, bad boys,
Running undercover of moonlight
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street,
Wild in the city

I know you, you know me
I'm the black sheep of the family,
I'm in an' out of trouble
I'm the talk of the town
I get wild in the street
When the sun goes down

I don't care what the people think,
I can't hear what the people say,
I steal around like a thief in the night
Dancing 'til the break of day

Bad, bad boys,
Running undercover of moonlight
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street,
Bad, bad, bad boys,
Running undercover of moonlight
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street,
Wild in the city

Undercover of moonlight...

I'm not a diehard Whitesnake fan.  Unlike Mark Madden (chapter 8).  However, I've always thought this song made for a phenomenal opener.

From 1981 to the present, Whitesnake has ran wild in the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Whitesnake:

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH (sandwiched between Anthrax and Motley Crue)

7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

2-9-88, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

7-15-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-27-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2158)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

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