#3009. Noem

Meet the face of Kristi Noem.  And our future Department of Homeland Security.

Just don't ask her if she's ever had plastic surgery.  Rumor has it that she paid an additional "gratuity" to her surgeon in the form of a non-disclosure agreement so he/she could never publicly divulge any specifics regarding the operation.  

Imagine that.  She gave him a bone-us.  Who woulda thunk it?  Well, at least this "secret physician" got some extra compensation for doing their job.

 

 

Noem
sonofsaf

Do not shout, morning wood
Only Viagra could
Help you get so sexual
The Orange Prolapse will shout

And the Bud Light
And the Trumper flags unfurled
Donald’s MAGA is red
“Whores are for sale, inbred
Inbred.  Inbred.  Inbred.”
Inbred…

Fuckin’ crooked disguise a shitshow Kristi’s blowing
A crooked shitshow that’s a con
He’s another lying Jew Kushner
And Jared fails, in total sales
Tesla crooked fuck Elon Musk, carry on
Gonna masturbate.  Hate.  McDonald’s clown
He’s gonna masturbate, and hate
The McDonald’s clown

The Donald will fuck you
The Donald will fuck you
The Donald will fuck you

 

Rome
Destroyer

You go out, it's no good
You remain made of wood
It's cruel and unusual
It's insane to be out

In the cold light
In the hallways of the world
You keep hearing it said -
"You're a doornail, you're dead
You're dead. You're dead. You're dead."
You're dead...

But one look in his eyes and you know that you're going
One look and you know that you're gone
Please don't bother trying to find her
Let's check your sales, England and Wales
It's not looking good for the dusk, for the dawn
Do not save the date. Wait. Get out of town
You do not save the date, you wait
You get out of town

You do as Romans do
You do as Romans do
You do as Romans do

Rome performed in the Burgh just once.  In 2016 at Club Cafe.  Never heard of him.  

I once knew a guy named "Rome" from Shadyside, Ohio.  Quite the character.  Fun fact: Ohio has a slew of towns named after European cities.  Rome, Athens, Troy, Cadiz, Calcutta, Berlin, Dublin, and so on and so forth.

Gnome Top 10:

#1.  Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)

#242.  Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)

#249.  Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)

#301.  Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)

#302.  Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)

#303.  Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)

#497.  Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)

#515.  Fuck The Leech:  (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)

#535.  Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)

#536.  Noem: (Phish --- Foam)

#703.  Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)

#704.  Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)

#721.  I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)

#1009.  Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2542.  Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#2544.  Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2132)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

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