#3038. Trump Wants A Tariff

Trump loves tariffs!

Andy Warhol Bridge!

Tomorrow, the Orange Prolapse will be imposing revenge tariffs of 25% on goods from Mexico and Canada and 10% on imports from China.

"To me, the word—the most beautiful word in the dictionary is “tariff.” And it’s my favorite word. It needs a public relations, uh, firm to help it, but to me, it’s the most beautiful word in the dictionary." --- DJT

 

Hmm, maybe one day they'll be a tax on Trump Dumps.  Now that is not the kind of world I'd wish to be a part of.  Butt until then...

 

 

Trump Wants A Tariff
sonofsaf

Trump wants a tariff
Butthole Mexico’s the enemy, oh no, oh
Trump wants a tariff
Butt O’ Canada’s the enemy, ooh, ooh, ooh

Yeah, Quarter Pound’s a Big Mac clown
McDonald’s in your hometown, yeah
Filet o’ twat is so fuckin’ fishy
Horseface Stormy is the enemy
Horseface wife is the enemy
Donald’s gay
A, clown, clown, yo

Trump wants a tariff, a tariff
That piece of shit has no fuckin’ sense, oh no
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
He’s gay, Trump wants a tariff, oh Lord
He’s gonna build a Great Wall at yinz expense, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

Tariff roll-out’s inflationary
Haircut’s, a shit show
All his crime can now proceed
Inbred thrill’s incest doncha know
Inbred mushroom’s a job to blow
And blow, and blow
Donald J. Trump screws

Trump wants a tariff, oh Lord
That piece of shit has no fuckin’ sense
Kamala enemy. Ooh, ooh, ooh
He’s gay, Trump wants a tariff
That piece of shit has no fuckin’ sense, yeah
Ooh-ooh

So dumb Orange Prolapse display
And a retard Big Mac clown, yeah
Everyone’s prepared for the tariff roll-out
Cuming from D.C. clown
And Trump wants, Trump wants, Trump is a clown here to stay
Because Trump’s shitty and he’s gay (gay, gay, gay, gay, gay)

Trump wants a tariff
Donald’s gay, butthole Mexico’s the enemy
O’ Canada’s the enemy, oh no, ooh, ooh, ooh
Trump wants a tariff, no shit
Butthole Mexico’s the enemy, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Brief lecture about diversity
Inclusion and equity
Asshole’s gay it has a distinctive smell
So gay his colon’s bulging no doubt
So gay his colon’s bulging far out

He’s gay
T-T-T, Trump wants a tariff
The Mexicans are the enemy, no
Yeah, T-T wants a tariff
O’ Canada’s the enemy, yeah, fuck, yeah

 

I Shot The Sheriff
Bob Marley & The Wailers

I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no, oh
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, ooh

Yeah, all around in my home town
They're trying to track me down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy
For the life of a deputy
But I say
Oh, now, now, oh

I shot the sheriff, the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense, oh no
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
I say, I shot the sheriff, oh Lord
And they say it is a capital offense, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what, I don't know
Every time I plant a seed
He said kill it before it grow
He said kill them before they grow
And so, and so
Read it in the news

I shot the sheriff, oh Lord
But I swear it was in self-defense
Where was the deputy? Ooh, ooh, ooh
I say, I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense, yeah
Ooh-ooh

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah
All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down
So I shot, I shot, I shot him down and I say
If I am guilty I will pay (pay, pay, pay, pay, pay)

I shot the sheriff
But I say, but I didn't shoot no deputy
I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no, ooh, ooh, ooh
I shot the sheriff, I did
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Reflexes had the better of me
And what is to be must be
Every day the bucket a-go a well
One day the bottom a-go drop out
One day the bottom a-go drop out

I say
I-I-I, I shot the sheriff
Lord, I didn't shot the deputy, no
Yeah, I-I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah, so, yeah

Bob Marley blunted the Burgh twice.  In 1978 & 1980 at the Stanley Theatre (the present day Benedum Center).  Didn't catch him.  A little before my time.

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#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

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