#2996. David Schoen

Fox News often brings on criminal defense attorney David Schoen.

Schoen was one of Trump's lead defenders during Impeachment #2.

Schoen offers reliably consistent pro-Orange Prolapse commentary and insight. 

Truth be told, he's a pretty formidable presence.  Solid delivery.  Then again, Trump has an army brigade of lawyers...

minus one I suppose.

 

 

David Schoen
sonofsaf

Donald is a bitch and
Shittin’ at the toilet store
Patel will be cashin’
FBI and Lake Tahoe

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
Fightin’ asshole David Schoen

Trumpin’ with a Bud Light
Dumpin’ shit that’s brown not white
Penis is pumpin what the heck
‘Cause Forty-seven has arrived

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
He’ll fuck you
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen

Ivanka is a kosher Jew
Stormy Daniels was a fuckin’ cum dumpster load
A job to blow mushroom for you
Stormy D.’s tits a thunder and lightning shitshow

Fuck Pete Buttigieg
A faggot and the enemy
The gayness Buttigieg
His homosexuality

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
He wants to fuck you
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen
Fox News lawyer David Schoen
Fightin’ fuckead David Schoen

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
He wants to fuck you
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen
Fox News lawyer David Schoen
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
He wants to fuck you
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen
Fox News lawyer David Schoen
Fightin’ fuckhead David Schoen

Fox News lawyer David Schoen
He wants to fuck you
Fightin’ fuckface David Schoen

 

Danger Zone
Kenny Loggins

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Right into the danger zone

They never say "Hello" to you
Until you get it on the red-line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go

Out along the edge
Is always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone

Great tune.  Favorite Kenny Loggins song?  Probably "I'm Alright."

My third parody of the Top Gun anthem.

#94.  Michael Cohen

#1472.  Roger Stone

#2996.  David Schoen

From 1978 to 2014, Kenny Loggins rocked the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  He's alright!

I, on the other hand, am not alright.

The Big Lie 100: (#2120)

#2566.  Vance (Chance — Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

#2641.  Priebus (Jesus --- Velvet Underground)

#2642.  He'll Defend Donald Reince Priebus (What A Friend We Have In Jesus --- Alan Jackson)

#2643.  Priebus Cuming From A Stormy Wet Dream (Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam --- Nirvana)

#2644.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Beastie Boys)

#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2649.  Donald's Jism (Aneurysm --- Nirvana)

#2650.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2651.  Mark Green (Irene --- Grateful Dead)

#2652.  Cheatle Is A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2653.  Kimberly Cheatle (Everyday People --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#2654.  Timmy (Timmy --- South Park)

#2655.  Tim Burchett's Dick (Is Not Long) (Don't Forget Me: When I'm Gone --- Glass Tiger)

#2656.  Donald's Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2660.  Bitch Forty-Five (Switch 625 --- Def Leppard)

#2661.  Trumpin', Dumpin', Feedin' (Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' --- Journey)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2663.  The Trump Towers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#2664.  News Faker (Jawbreaker --- Judas Priest)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2666.  Heap (Creep --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2667.  Heap (Creep --- Radiohead)

#2668.  Make America Great Again (Make America Great Again --- Brian Kelley)

#2669. 'Merican Nation (Terrapin Station --- Grateful Dead)

#2670.  Stormy's Chest Is Plastic On Fake News (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John) 

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- Walk The Moon)

#2672.  America (Hysteria --- Def Leppard)

#2673.  Steele (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2674.  Shitshow Paula Stark (Rainbow In The Dark --- Dio)

#2675.  Paula A. Stark (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2676.  David Shoar (He's A Whore --- Cheap Trick)

#2677.  Tim Walz (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#2678.  Trump Fucks You (I Thank You --- Bonnie Raitt)

#2679.  Big Lies And Adin Ross (Behind The Crooked Cross --- Slayer)

#2680.  Priebus (Jesus -- Phil Thompson)

#2681.  The Big Lie (Frizzle Fry --- Primus)

#2682.  Michelle Morrow (Broken Arrow --- Grateful Dead)

#2683.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (The Last Waltz Refrain --- The Band)

#2684.  Roger Stone (I Alone --- Live)

#2685.  Orange Prolapse Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#2686.  We'll Sever Donald's Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Liverpool Anthem)

#2687.  Tim Walz Inspires (Great Balls Of Fire --- Chris Isaak)

#2688.  Donald's Fat (My Friend Fats --- Primus)

#2689.  Paula Allene Stark (Lurking In The Dark --- King Diamond)

#2690.  Priebus Stop The Steal (Jesus Take The Wheel --- Carrie Underwood)

#2691.  Kennedy Is Old (Ecstasy Of Gold --- Metallica)

#2692.  Spartz (Hearts --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2693.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2694.  Robert F. Kennedy (Don't Be my Enemy --- Wang Chung)

#2695.  Far-Out Liz Murrill (About A Girl --- Nirvana)

#2696.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Rolling Stones)

#2697.  Sparks (Sparks --- Coldplay)

#2698.  Michael Sparks (Tiny Spark --- American Hi-Fi)

#2699.  Let's Stop The Stealing (That's How I Feeling --- Jack White)

#2700.  Robert Morris (Wordless Chorus --- My Morning Jacket)

#2701.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Dokken)

#2702.  McCormick (Ton Of Bricks --- Metal Church)

#2703.  Go To Hell (Top Yourself --- The Raconteurs)

#2704.  Taylor Greene (Stella Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2705.  Peter Thiel (Pittsburgh Steel --- Warren Zeiders)

#2706.  Peter Thiel (Dipped In Steel --- Flaming Lips)

#2707.  Mahomes (Them Bones --- Alice In Chains)

#2708.  Thiel (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton) 

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2711.  An Ass: Donald Trump's The Orange Prolapse (He's Back: The Man Behind The Mask --- Alice Cooper)

#2712.  Fox News And Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#2713.  McDevotion (Sweet Emotion --- Aerosmith)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2715.  Jew (True --- Spandau Ballet)

#2716.  Donald Trump (One Pump Chump --- Steel Panther)

#2717.  Deb Fischer (Well-Wisher --- Single Mothers)

#2718.  O'Grady (Lady --- Styx)

#2719.  Insurrection (Operation --- Circle Jerks)

#2720.  Kushner Jew (Karma Stew --- Circle Jerks)

#2721.  Laura Loomer's In The White House (There's A Tumor In the White House --- Dan Mangan)

#2722.  Sean Hannity (My Sanity --- Bad Religion)

#2723.  Priebus, Scam And Fraud (Jesus, Lamb Of God --- Phil & Victor Thompson)

#2724.  Donald Trump's A Cunt And... (Gimme All Your Lovin' --- ZZ Top)

#2725.  Trump's A Cunt (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#2726.  Kushner Screw (Under You --- Foo Fighters)

#2727.  Loomer's Bullshit (Rumor Has It --- Reba McEntire)

#2728.  Insurrection! (Strangulation! --- My Morning Jacket)

#2729.  Fight (Fight --- The Cure)

#2730.  Donald Is Fuckin' Inbred (Can't Get It Out Of My Head --- Electric Light Orchestra) 

#2731.  Tim DeFoor (Amateur --- Aimee Mann)

#2732.  Fight Fight Fight (Fight Fight Fight --- Riot)

#2733.  Hey Routh (Hey Jude --- The Beatles)

#2734.  Crank's Small (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)

#2735.  Trump Smells (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#2736.  Moore (More --- Simply Red)

#2737.  Routh (Ruth --- Glen Campbell)

#2738.  Moore... (More... Wilco)

#2739.  Wesley Routh (Baby Ruth --- John Prine)

#2740.  Liar (Fighter --- Jon Kahn)

#2741.  Kushner's A Jew (I Melt With You --- Modern English)

#2742.  Sheehy (Coffee --- David Allan Coe)

#2743.  Stormy's Chest (All The Best --- My Morning Jacket)

#2744.  Routh (Ruth --- The Toadies)

#2745.  Loomer's A Cunt (Rumor Of Love --- Berlin)

#2746.  Laura Loomer (There's A Rumor --- The August Empire)

#2747.  Ohio's Springfield Haitians (Buffalo Springfield Again --- Neil Young)

#2748.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumour --- Bananarama)

#2749.  Springfield (Springfield --- Anathema)

#2750.  Reschenthaler's Crazy (Billion Dollar Babies --- Alice Cooper)

#2751.  Higgins (Big Guns --- Ruelle)

#2752.  Schneider (Spider --- They Might Be Giants)

#2753.  Lotter (Strutter --- Kiss)

#2754.  James Braid (Afraid --- Willie Nelson)

#2755.  Joke And A Cunt (Soak Up The Sun --- Sheryl Crow)

#2756.  'Cause The Donald Is (When The Circus Comes --- Phish)

#2757.  James Braid (Afraid --- Neko Case)

#2758.  Donald Trump's A Clown, JD's Too (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2759.  Lance Wallnau Will Fuck You (Anyhow, I Love You --- Guy Clark)

#2760.  Kushner Is A Jew (I Would Die For You --- Prince)

#2761.  Donald's Not A King (Deny Everything --- Circle Jerks)

#2762.  Fight (Fight --- GWAR)

#2763.  Trump Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)

#2764.  'Cause Donald Killed The Cops (The Music Never Stopped --- Grateful Dead)

#2765.  Netanyahu (Kalamazoo --- Primus)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worshum)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2771.  Derrick Anderson (Annie Get Your Gun --- Squeeze)

#2772.  Hannity (Sanity --- Killing Joke)

#2773.  Kushner's A Jew (It Beats 4 U --- My Morning Jacket) 

#2774.  McCormick (Sick, Sick, Sick --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2775.  Trump Is An Ass (Classical Gas --- Mason Williams)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2777.  Salleigh Grubbs (King Of Clubs --- Pig Destroyer)

#2778.  Salleigh Grubbs (Three Of Clubs --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In The Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2780.  Bible (Tribal -- Nightwish)

#2781.  Trump Bible (Blood Libel --- GWAR)

#2782.  "Vanka's A Jew (Burnin' For You --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#2783.  Jared Is A Jew: Ivanka Is Too  (Everything I Do: I Do For You --- Bryan Adams)

#2784.  Ivanka: Is A Fucking Jew (I Can't Help: Falling In Love With You --- UB40)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2786.  Donald J. Trump Is Gay (West L.A. Fadeaway --- Grateful Dead)

#2787.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- King Diamond)

#2788.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Air Supply)

#2789.  Donald Trump Is Gay (What Would You Say --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2790.  Donald's A Clown (Send In The Clowns --- Bette Midler)

#2791.  Thune (Spoon --- Mazzy Star)

#2792.  Bolton (Golden --- My Morning Jacket)

#2793.  Wedding Cake (Kari Lake --- Damien Jurado)

#2794.  Bolton (Golden --- Harry Styles)

#2795.  Kari Lake (Cut The Cake --- Average White Band)

#2796.  Shitty Peggy-Ho (Pretty Peggy-O --- Grateful Dead)

#2797.  Big Lie Ain't A Big Lie (Goodbye Is Not Goodbye --- Jeff Satur)

#2798.  Stopping The Steal (Head Over Heals --- Tears For Fears)

#2799.  Cheung (Hung --- Wire)

#2800.  Cheung Is A Clown (Hung Upside Down --- Buffalo Springfield)

#2801.  Trump's Fucking Gay (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#2802.  Cheung (Hung --- Napalm Death)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2804.  Griffin Fuck (Given Up --- Linkin' Park)

#2805.  Cheung Fuck Is A Cunt (Hung Up On Your Love --- Eric Clapton)

#2806.  Wilson (Wilson --- Phish)

#2807.  The Donald's A Joke (I Started A Joke --- Bee Gees)

#2808.  Steven Cheung's An Ass Who Wears A Thong (When I've Sung my Last Hillbilly Song --- Willie Nelson)

#2809.  Trump Is So Unkind (Always On My Mind --- Willie Nelson)

#2810.  Fuck Steel (Eat Steel --- Gwar)

#2811.  Asshole Causing Strife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#2812.  And David Rem (In Bethlehem --- David Barnes)

#2813.  Donald Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#2814.  Steel's An Ass (Steel And Glass --- John Lennon)

#2815.  The Big Lie (Learn To Fly --- Foo Fighters)

#2816.  Thune (Spoon --- Chaka Khan)

#2817.  The Big Lie (She's So High --- Tal Bachman)

#2818.  Fuck Scott Baugh (Panama --- Van Halen)

#2819.  Lutnick (Lipstick --- Buzzcocks)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2821.  A Clown (Fall Down --- Toad the Wet Sprocket)

#2822.  Morrisey's A Cunt (Purity Undone --- Pig Destroyer)

#2823.  Lutnick Plan (Sputnick Stan --- Hawkwind)

#2824.  Big Lie Hank Choate's A Joke (When My Dreamboat Comes Home --- Fats Domino)

#2825.  Fuckin' Jeff Bezos (Pickin' Tomatoes --- Shocking Blue)

#2826.  Lutnick (Picnic --- Andy Williams)

#2827.  Scott Baugh (Jack Straw --- Grateful Dead)

#2828.  Mar-A-Lago Jews (Mexicali Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2829.  Donald's Hair's A Crime (Caught Somewhere In Time --- Iron Maiden)

#2830.  Michelle Steel (Tons Of Steel --- Grateful Dead)

#2831.  Hank Choate (Dreamboat --- The Walkmen)

#2832.  Susie Wiles (All My Trials --- Paul McCartney)

#2833.  Summerall Wiles (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#2834.  Susie Wiles (Hundred Miles --- YALL (feat. Gabriela Richardson)

#2835.  Homan (Omen --- The Prodigy)

#2836.  Wiles (Miles --- Phillip Phillips)

#2837.  She's Susan Wiles (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#2838.  Homan (Broken --- Tears For Fears)

#2839.  HomAn (Broken --- Coldplay) 

#2840.  Senator Rubio (Student Loan Stereo --- Wilco)

#2841.  Mike Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#2842.  Rick Scott (Red Hot --- Motley Crue)

#2843.  Tulsi Gabbard (It's So Absurd --- Black Flag)

#2844.  Matt Gaetz (Cell Mates --- Mariachi El Bronx)

#2845.  Homan (Broken --- Depeche Mode)

#2846.  Dean John Sauer (Franklin's Tower --- Grateful Dead)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan and Dean)

#2848.  William Owen Scharf (I Give You My Heart --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2849.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2850.  Donald's A Clown (Lover Lay Down --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2851.  Brendan Carr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#2852.  Susan Wiles Is Scum (Million Miles Of Fun --- Drug Church)

#2853.  And He's Christopher Wright (And We Bid You Good Night --- Grateful Dead)

#2854.  Miller (Killer --- Mareux)

#2855.  Chris Wright (Good Night --- The Beatles)

#2856.  Miller (Killer --- Bastille)

#2857.  Chris Wright (Alright --- Supergrass)

#2858.  Miller's Mean (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#2859.  Here Cums Mehmet Oz (Here Comes Santa Claus --- Bob Dylan)

#2860.  Bondi (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#2861.  Bondi's Sexual (Zombie Ritual --- Death)

#2862.  Scott Turner --- Back Burner (Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan)

#2863.  Bondi (Blondie --- Current Joys)

#2864.  Dean John Sauer (Water Tower --- Jason Aldean)

#2865.  Big Balls (In Stalls --- AC/DC)

#2866.  Balls In The Stalls (Melody Calls --- Doves)

#2867.  Miller (Killer --- Alice Cooper)

#2868.  Brooke Rollins (Free Fallin' --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#2870.  Miller's Salad Gets Tossed (Killer Without A Cause --- Thin Lizzy)

#2871.  Miss Nancy Chavez-DeRemer (I Will Sing Of My Redeemer --- Selah featuring BarlowGirl)

#2872.   DeRemer (Redeemer --- Blood On The Dance Floor)

#2873.  Prolapse Fart (Metal Heart --- Accept)

#2874.  Stormy D.  (Sugaree --- Grateful Dead)

#2875.  DeRemer (Redeemer --- The Lou Gramm Band)

#2876.  Fentanyl Hysteria (Chemical Euphoria --- Armored Saint)

#2877.  BeBest Plan (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#2878.  Chavez-DeRemer: Her Pie Of Cream (I Am The Dreamer: You Are The Dream --- Conway Twitty)

#2879.  Big Lie Bondi (Bye Bye Blondie --- Allan Rayman)

#2880.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey --- Deerhunter)

#2881.  Rubio Is A Gay Ass Retard (Video Killed The Radio Star --- Buggles)

#2882.  Patel (Metal --- Fox Academy)

#2883.  Patel's Ass Smells Bad (Metal Thrashing Mad --- Anthrax)

#2884.  Mother Fuckin' Kash Patel (Holdin' On To Black Metal --- My Morning Jacket)

#2885.  Kashyap Patel (Heavy Metal --- Helloween)

#2886.  Kashyap Patel Cunt (Heavy Metal Love --- Helix)

#2887.  O Donald Trump (O Canada --- Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier)

#2888.  Trump Street (Love Street --- The Doors)

#2889.   Fraud Is American Daniel P. Driscoll (God Is An Indian And You're An Asshole --- Modest Mouse)

#2890.  Peter Kent Navarro (Harvester Of Sorrow --- Metallica)

#2891.  Craving Your Dogshit (Waiting For Darkness ---Ozzy Osbourne)

#2892.  Chronister (Massacre --- Iron Maiden)

#2893.  Kashyap Patel's Obscene (Heavy Metal Machine --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2894.  God Hates Kashyap Patel (God Hates Heavy Metal --- Dio)

#2895.  Paul Atkins (Black Napkins --- Frank Zappa)

#2896.  Sacks (Stacks --- Fugazi)

#2897.  Chad Chronister (Pure Massacre --- Silverchair)

#2898.  Kennedy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)

#2899.  The Donald Has Small Hands (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

#2900.  The Shithead's Back (The Kids Are Back --- Twisted Sister)

#2901.  Slator!  Mother Fucker! (Waiter!  Bring Me Water --- Shania Twain)

#2902.  Judd (Mudd --- King's X)

#2903.  Donald's Inbred (Over My Head --- King's X)

#2904.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- Fleetwood Mac)

#2905.  In Syria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#2906.  Anton Drinks Bud Light (Turn On Your Lovelight --- Grateful Dead)

#2907.  MAGA Cunt (Modern Love --- David Bowie)

#2908.  Harmeet (Lunch Meat --- King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard)

#2909.  Mark Meador (Black Peter --- Grateful Dead)

#2910.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2911.  Anton (London --- Willie Nelson)

#2912.  Rodney Scott (Juggernaut --- Clutch)

#2913.  Schimming (Swimming --- Teen Suicide)

#2914.  Paul Abbate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#2915.  Fuck You (Hey You --- The Clarks)

#2916.  Paul Abbate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#2917.  Trump Isn't White (Bump In The Night --- Girlschool)

#2918.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#2919.  Walsh (Golf --- Parry Gripp)

#2920.  Trumper (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#2921.  K$H (Ash --- Demon Hunter)

#2922.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Sevendust)

#2923.  Bill White (Not Right -- The Stooges)

#2924.  Bud Light (low Light --- Pearl Jam)

#2925.  White (Fight --- Agnostic Front)

#2926.  James Witkoff (Shake It Off --- Taylor Swift)

#2927.  George Edward Glass (Castle Of Glass --- Linkin' Park)

#2928.  Witkoff (Payoff --- Gone Is Gone)

#2929.  Glass (Glass --- Smashing Pumpkins)

e#2930.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Helmet)

#2931.  Ivanka's A Piece Of Shit (Commercial Alternative --- Teenage Fanclub)

#2932.  Musk (Suck --- The Jesus & Mary Chain)

#2933.  Stormy D.  (In My Tree --- Pearl Jam)

#2934.  Trump's Fucking You (She's Leaving You --- MJ Lenderman)

#2935.  Brick (Sick --- Supergrass)

#2936.  Miss Kim Guillfoyle (The Squirming Coil --- Phish)

#2937.  Dave Fink (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#2938.  Cunt Loudermilk's So Gay (Under The Milky Way --- Powerman 5000)

#2939.  Barry Loudermilk (This Land Flows With Milk --- Isobel Campbell)

#2940.  Fink's A Fuckin' Railroad Whore (Stinkin' Up The Great Outdoors --- Spinal Tap)

#2941.  Loudermilk (Malted Milk --- Robert Johnson)

#2942.  Mizelle (Michelle --- The Beatles)

#2943.  Chip Roy (Cowboy --- Randy Newman)

#2944.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2945.  Colby Wigga (Dolby Nigga --- Lloyd Banks)

#2946.  Loudermilk Is Gay (Past the Milky Way --- Ace Frehley)

#2947.  Guillfoyle (Snake Oil -- Embrace)

#2948.  Callista Is Gay (Barista By Day --- Anuhea)

#2949.  David Rivkin (He Is Risen --- Paul Baloche)

#2950.  Sacks (Slacks --- Valley)

#2951.  Fucking Elon Musk (Dancing In The Dusk --- Pet Shop Boys)

#2952.  Elon Musk (Under Dusk --- Harrison Storm & Enna Blake)

#2953.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#2954.  George Glass (Badass --- Saliva)

#2955.  Musk (Dusk --- Winter Aid)

#2956.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#2957.  Elon Musk (Iron Tusk --- Mastodon)

#2958.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#2959.  He's Ian Cramer (The Entertainer --- Billy Joel)

#2960.  Elon Reeves Musk (Icicle Tusk --- Fleet Foxes)

#2961.  Elon Reeves Musk (Kerosene Musk --- Porches)

#2962.  Fucker JD Vance (Superstar In France --- Lambchop)

#2963.  Sacks (Snacks --- Oscar Lang)

#2964.  Livelsberger: Shit (Bloody Murder: Skit --- Krayzie Bone)

#2965.  Livelsberger (No Fat Burger ---Descendants)

#2966.  Matt Livelsberger (Cruising For Burgers --- Frank Zappa)

#2967.  tammy bruce (apple juice --- bill wurtz)

#2968.  Sammy Schwab Will Suck It (Take This Job And Shove It --- Dead Kennedys)

#2969.  Sammy Schwab's A Dirty Slob (Lovin' You's a Dirty Job --- Ratt)

#2970.  Jon Husted (Wake Up Dead --- Megadeth)

#2971.  Mar-A-Lago's John Eastman (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

#2972.  Jon A. Husted (I Love the Dead --- Alice Cooper) 

#2973.  Husted (The Dead --- King Diamond)

#2974.  Tammy Bruce (Turn Me Loose --- Loverboy)

#2975.  Fight For Greenland (Strike Up The Band --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2976.  Gill Is A... (Fill Me Up --- Jesus Culture)

#2977.  Trump Wants Greenland (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#2978.  Brandon Gill (Pop A Pill --- Korn)

#2979.  Trump Dump (Lump Sum --- Bon Iver)

#2980.  Senator Husted (A Song For The Dead --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2981.  Toretti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)

#2982.  Donald's Discharge (Charles In Charge --- Shandi Sinnamon)

#2983.  Toretti (Confetti --- Lemonheads)

#2984.  Trumping (Jumping --- INXS)

#2985.  Sammy Schwab Can Suck It (Take This Job And Shove It --- David Allan Coe)

#2986.  Fuckin' Schwab (God Damn Job --- The Replacements)

#2987.  Schwab (Slob --- Weezer)

#2988.  Kraft Sucks: Michael Vrabel (Jesus: You Are Able --- Ada Ehi) 

#2989.  Bradbury (Rosemary --- Grateful Dead)

#2990.  Roman Pipko (Sister Disco -- The Who)

#2991.  Ed Russo (Let It Go --- The Bangles)

#2992.  Pipko (Disco --- Lana Del Rey)

#2993.  Danly's Gay (Manly Way --- The Dead South)

#2994.  Golden Stall (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#2995.  Mulligan's Ass Is Sore (Mulligan Goes To War --- Something Corporate)

#2996.  David Schoen (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

 

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