#3029. Guy Reffitt

After the January 6, 2021 riots at the U.S. Capitol, Jackson Reffitt disclosed his father Guy Reffitt's whereabouts to the FBI.  Reffitt was an unusually vocal member and recruiter of the Three Percenters militia group.

Turns out that Guy... isn't a nice guy.  He would routinely threatened to kill his son for committing treason.  Since Trump's massive pardon Dump, Guy is back in Texas.  And Jackson, fearing for his life, has gone into hiding. 

Reffitt's daughters have a criminal restraining order against their father as well.

"That's what we mean when we say family." --- Carmella

Let's dedicate this parody to what's left of the Reffitts.  Not your traditional family.  Well, except for the nuclear aspect.

Guy Reffitt
sonofsaf

Insurrection crime
Donald was way outta line
‘Cause MAGA’s inbred
Guy Reffitt.

Orange Prolapse stain
Stormy never came
Wish Trump would die
Three Percent’s queer
And Donald’s why

Ivanka’s a whore
Jew and nothing more
Kushner’s kosher swine
Ain’t free.

Insurrection crime
Donald was way outta line
‘Cause MAGA’s inbred
Guy Reffitt.

Forty-seven’s a turd
A tragic coward
Pie of cunt cream for you.

Orange Prolapse no doubt
Butt colon hangs out
Clown Ivanka’s a Jew.

Insurrection crime
Donald was way outta line
‘Cause MAGA’s inbred
Guy Reffitt.

Forget It
Rodriguez

But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.

Don't be inane
There's no one to blame
No reason why
You should stay here
And lie to me.

Don't say anymore
Just walk out the door
I'll get along fine
You'll see.

But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.

If there was a word
But magic's absurd
I'd make one dream come true.

It didn't work out
But don't ever doubt
How I felt about you.

But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.

Sixto Rodriguez is from South Africa.  Never heard of him.

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#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

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#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

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