#3002. Bannon

The bloodthirsty rift between Steve Bannon and Elon Musk appears to be intensifying. 

Hmm, arrogant evil vs. awkward hyper-capitalism.

These two should settle it the old fashioned way.  The never ending televised sports wager.  Just pretend your the mayor representing each Super Bowl city.  You know... a cup of the best New England clam chowder vs. a Philly Cheese steak.  A bowl of Skyline Chili vs. a year's supply of syringes (Bengals vs. Seahawks).  Which admittedly, in hindsight, seems a tad unrealistic.

Anyway, if I was Steve Bannon, I'd make Elon Musk publicly wear 5 shirts for an entire month.  Long sleeve t-shirt, button down shirt (purposely untucked), additional hunter's flannel, Mar-a-Lago windbreaker, and finally, top it off with a pseudo camo/military jacket.

If I was Elon Musk, I'd make Bannon impersonate a highly functional individual with BOTH Autism and Aspberger's on his podcast for an entire month.

 

Just let those two duke it out.  For the adoration and affection of an Orange Prolapse!

 

 

Bannon
sonofsaf

He lied
Some more
Small cock
Ain’t cookin’
Quarter Pound
The McDonald’s despair
Yeah, despair

He’s Trumpin’
Dumpin’
And humpin’

Meh
He’s a cunt
(No) thanks
Bannon
Bannon
Meh

Tiny mushroom fightin’
Trump the Masturbator
Tiny mushroom fightin’
Trump the Masturbator
Mushroom fightin’

Trump the Masturbator wrote the Art of the fuckin’ Deal

Lying clown from Mar-A-Lago
Forty-seven is the enemy
“So many Trump bibles are very god damn costly”

Mushroom fighter
Trump the Masturbator
Tiny mushroom fightin’
Trump the Masturbator
Tiny mushroom fightin’
Trump the Masturbator wrote the Art of the fuckin’ Deal
Meh!

Trump’s a cunt
Clownish plan
Cops to kill
To kill
To kill

Cannon
White Stripes

Outside
My door
Unlocked
I'm lookin'
At this sound
That chime out of nowhere
Yeah, nowhere

Wheels turnin'
Scratching
And burnin'
Yeah
I saw guns
Tanks
Cannon
Cannon
Yeah

Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Who's that writin'

John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals

Christ went down on Easter mornin'
Mary n' Martha went down to see
"Go tell my disciples to meet me in Galilee"

Who's the writer?
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writer
John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals
Yeah!

Lord above
How can man
Be evil?
Evil
Evil

The White Stripes played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never saw 'em.

Jack White has played the Burgh 3 times.  The Raconteurs twice.

Jack White:

7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

8-29-24, Mr. Smalls Theatre, Millvale, PA (Great show but uncomfortably crowded.  Back in my early concert going days, I coulda cared less.  But now in my mid 50's... I just tend to get a little less physically involved).

Raconteurs:

8-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2126)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

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