Lt. Governor Jon Husted (R-OH) will be the likely replacement for Senator JD Vance.
Husted cautiously welcomes a warm embrace from the Orange Prolapse. |
Husted's a graduate of the University of Dayton. While I didn't know him personally, I imagine our paths crossed several times in 1988 & 1989. Likely "in the ghetto" at a frat house on Kiefaber Ave.
Good times.
I hereby proclaim the name of this darkened Dump on Smithfield St... "Fart Rooney II." |
Husted played football for the Dayton Flyers! Hopefully, his stint at cornerback will better prepare him for getting burned in the U.S. Senate.
Senator Husted
sonofsaf
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Not great the U.S. ain’t thriving
‘Cause shit ain’t fine
Why’s the GOP lying
Clowns drink the Bud Light
Donald’s an ass-holer
And a Big Mac he’ll choose
McDonald’s Quarter Pound
Trump foodie abuse
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Elon Musk’s a brown-noser
Jekyll & Hyde
Donald says to bend over
Fucking rather decline
Suck it
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Oh, oh, oh
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Cum on, tits arriving
Cum on, tits fake silicon pride
The GOP is lying
Clowns drink the Bud Light
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Twat
A Song For The Dead
Queens Of The Stone Age
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It's late enough to go driving
And see what's mine
Life's the study of dying
How to do it right
You're a holy roller
If you bettin' to lose
If you're hanging around
I'm holding the noose
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Come a little bit closer
And get untied
In a hearse rolling over
Just a track in the line
Fuck it
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Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
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Come on, let's go driving
Come on, let's take a little ride
That's the study of dying
How to do it right
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What?
Sick intro compliments of Dave Grohl.
From 1999 to the present, QOTSA has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
Queens Of The Stone Age:
7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
9-14-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-13-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-5-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#2104)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)