#3026. Trump Dumpin' Rage

According to the Orange Prolapse...

And

Yes!  With the jerking off of two men at once.

In other news, it's the Philadelphia Eagles vs. the Kansas City Chiefs (-1.5) in the Toilet Bowl.

I'll be rooting for Taylor Swift... to get drunk in her luxury suite and throw up on Travis Kelce's mom.

Another prop bet is if the Orange Prolapse will crash the Superdome and pretend that everyone came there to see him.

Also, will Elon Musk assert his dominance and post on X... "that a hijacked 747 plane might be targeting the venue."  Nothing spells humanity moving forward better than an artificially generated stampede.  

 

Trump Dumpin’ Rage
sonofsaf

Trumpin’ and Dumpin’ rage
His lard is so tragic
Shit’s okay, fatso is gay
Fat Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ Rage
Trump Dumpin’ rage

Mushroom unveiled
Mushroom will fuck you
Not well endowed he blows
Lake Tahoe sings
Penis dismember

Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage
Trump Dumpin’ rage

Wet dream’s the big lie
His toilet is stalling
Willing to fuck all the gays
A homo display
The Orange Prolapse flavored
Rectal Bud Light
Jag-off who’s gonna cheat
Big lie turn-a-bout
With Stormy Daniels beneath

Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ rage

 

The Golden Age
Cracker

This is the Golden Age
It's hard to imagine
With the way I feel today
That this is the Golden Age
The Golden Age

Somewhere I failed
Somewhere I lost you
In a black crowd of crows
And shiny things
I can't remember

This is the Golden Age
This is the Golden Age
The Golden Age

It seems like I'm high
But baby I'm crawling
In the unbearable days
I threw away
But I should have savored
The flaxen light
Off of the dying wheat
Your rye whiskey mouth
And your dandelion teeth

This is the Golden Age
This is the Golden Age
This is the Golden Age
This is the Golden Age

 

Love Cracker!  (that's both a declarative and an exclamatory statement)

Ritz?  Eh, not so much.

I saw them do a late afternoon soundcheck at the Metropol back in '94.  'Twas a very favorable memory.  I still can't get that Sweet Potato guitar riff outta my head.

Cracker's Golden Age Tour opened for the Cranberries at Star Lake in 1996.  Regrettably, I was not in attendance.  The following night, Radiohead would open for Alanis Morrisette.

Seriously, what the fuck was up with that?

The Big Lie 100: (#2148)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

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