The Orange Prolapse has selected Steven Bradbury to be the next Deputy Secretary of Transportation.
Bradbury would be serving under Sean Duffy who's a practicing Roman Catholic. Duffy and his wife Rachel have 9 kids. Huzzah!
One of their top priorities will be going after Uber and Lyft drivers who transport young women to Planned Parenthood clinics. Why? Because such an act would constitute aiding and abetting in the murder of an unborn child. And in a Trump administration, that's a felony murder charge.
At some point, I imagine Bradbury will be honored with the privilege of speaking to Elon Musk. Maybe they'll discuss the cyberfuck's Cybertruck sturdy construction.
Shortly after 9/11, Ikea, after decades of lackluster furniture craftsmanship, decided they needed to provide evidence of how their couches and recliners were indestructible. So you'd walk into the main entrance in Robinson Township and immediately be greeted by this monster, self-automated mechanical mallet, repetitively beating the merciless fuck out of a helpless futon. Conceptually speaking, something about that display always seemed a bit disturbing.
Just an aside, I've always thought that the heavily sought after Swedish meatballs from Ikea... are pretty damn disgusting. Just not a fan of "sweet meats." And nothing is more contemptible than the brown sugar sauerkraut brigade come New Years. They're the religious equivalent of the "ham clovers" on Easter Sunday.
Bradbury
sonofsaf
Stormy the weather
Tiny mushroom bone
No fear in Lake Tahoe
Orange not white skin tone
Jared Kushner’s
A god damn Jew
Bullshit he’s so full
And kosher it’s true
He’s leather hell bent
MAGA fag all the way
McDonald’s was mealed
With a Fish o’ Fillet
Toilet stall in McDonald’s
Is golden hooray
Ivanka is queer
‘Cause her cunt is gay
Rosemary
Grateful Dead
Boots were of leather
A breath of cologne
Her mirror was a window
She sat quite alone
All around her
The garden grew
Scarlet and purple
And crimson and blue
She came and she went
And at last went away
The garden was sealed
When the flowers decayed
On the wall of the garden
A legend did say:
No one may come here
Since no one may stay
Not a fan of late 60's Dead. I'm all about 1985 > 1990.
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
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