#2959. He's Ian Cramer

North Dakota Senator Kevin Cramer's son Ian has seen better days.

 

SON OF ND SENATOR SENTENCED TO PRISON

*28 YEARS PRISON

Imagine the prospect of Senator Cramer dealing with all of that shit... AND the Orange Prolapse.  Timing has a vengeful cruelty unto itself. 

 

 

He’s Ian Cramer
sonofsaf

My name is Ian Cramer
I'm a shit show On-Demand
Vehicular crusader
His vehicle killed a man
Sheriff Deputy Paul Martin’s
Dead body sold for parts
And it’s such a shame, it’s the cops I blame
‘Cause the meth is near with druggies to fear
As Donald’s gay asshole farts

[Cut verse:]
My name is Ian Cramer
Hot mess and whacked out smile
He shares the mind of Trumpers
He always will defile
Asshole emits an odor
As it shits on golden throne
Adultery pains and Orange Prolapse stains
Big lies are hot
‘Cause we didn’t get caught
Nancy Pelosi really blows.

My name is Ian Cramer
North Dakota’s cold as ice
A piece of shit Trump’s twice divorced
Has greasy hair with lice
Oh, ‘cause Daniels wasn’t stormy
Lake Tahoe vacay
Needs a cash advance
Give her another chance
Tiny mushroom fuck, and there’s nothin’ to suck
Job to blow’s the jism play

My name is Ian Cramer
Trump flags are all unfurled
Displayed all over Texas to
The MAGA dumbfuck world
The mental basket cases
They’re mentally a shame
‘Cause, Joe Biden fell
And it was really swell
Presidential style  DJT defiles
A cumshot was to blame

My name is Ian Cramer
He’ll kill you though it’s wrong
Butt he’ll defend a gay and screw
Trump’s tiny mushroom dong
Oh, Ukranian defenses
Won’t stand the test of time
Stormy’s triple D.’s motorboat with ease
Asshole Donald’s gay his butthole’s in play
A coup d’etat ain’t a crime

My name is Ian Cramer, I have a job to blow
A Chevy pissin’ on a Ford’s
A massive con doncha know
Constipation and alt-right shit
Orange Prolapse queer’s daughter-wife
Stormy Daniels wore a thong, butt let’s sing along
And The Donald isn’t fit
A fuckin’ piece of shit
Forty-seven once was Forty-five.

My name is Ian Cramer
Got Midol menstrual rage
McDonald’s isn’t funny
And Kushner ain’t a sage
E. Jean Carroll yeah he raped her
Grabbed her by the pork and beans
And pink slime is mold, Dee-Jay T’s old
He can’t avoid the crack, it’s the drugs he lacks
Like Eric A. Saferstein

My name is Ian Cramer
The shit show is On-Demand
Vehicular crusader
His vehicle killed a man
Sheriff Deputy Paul Martin’s
Dead body sold for parts
And it’s such a shame, it’s the cops I blame
‘Cause the meth is near with druggies to fear
As Donald’s gay asshole farts

The Entertainer
Billy Joel

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today, I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game, you'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts

[Cut verse:]
I am the entertainer
I dress to fit the style
I wear all kinds of sparkles
I flash the crowd my smile
And when the night is over
And I stand without my clothes
Perspiration stains and varicose veins
My eyes look shot
My belly's got a pot
And there's a pimple on my nose

I am the entertainer
And I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doin' twice
Ah, but still they come to haunt me
Still they want their say
So I've learned to dance
With a hand in my pants
Let 'em rub my neck, and I write 'em a check
And they go their merry way

I am the entertainer
Been all around the world
I've played all kinds of palaces
And laid all kinds of girls
I can't remember faces
I don't remember names
Ah, but what the hell
You know it's just as well
Cause after a while and a thousand miles
It all becomes the same

I am the entertainer
I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
But I can't stay that long
No, I've got to meet expenses
I got to stay in line
Gotta get those fees to the agencies
And I'd love to stay but there's bills to pay
So I just don't have the time

I am the entertainer, I come to do my show
You've heard my latest record
It's been on the radio
Ah, it took me years to write it
They were the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long
If you're gonna have a hit
You gotta make it fit
So they cut it down to 3:05

I am the entertainer
The idol of my age
I make all kinds of money
When I go on the stage
Ah, you've seen me in the papers
I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold, I won't get sold
I'll get put in the back in the discount rack
Like another can of beans

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today, I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game and you'll forget my name
I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts

My second parody of the Entertainer.  Two years ago, I penned #1852.  Selena Chambers.

From 1972 to 2022, Billy Joel has played the Burgh an impressive 22 times.

Billy Joel:

3-4-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

2-21-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-1-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

B.J. will make his orgasmic return on July 5, 2025.  Acrisure Stadium! (chapter 7)

Kash Patel needs money too!  He's only worth a paltry $30 million.

Butt in the meantime, the Steelers host the Bengals at Acrisure this Saturday night.  Playoff implications!

I imagine we'll end up playing Houston on the road.  Spread prediction?  Texans -2.5.

The Big Lie 100: (#2083)

#2566.  Vance (Chance — Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

#2641.  Priebus (Jesus --- Velvet Underground)

#2642.  He'll Defend Donald Reince Priebus (What A Friend We Have In Jesus --- Alan Jackson)

#2643.  Priebus Cuming From A Stormy Wet Dream (Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam --- Nirvana)

#2644.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Beastie Boys)

#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2649.  Donald's Jism (Aneurysm --- Nirvana)

#2650.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2651.  Mark Green (Irene --- Grateful Dead)

#2652.  Cheatle Is A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2653.  Kimberly Cheatle (Everyday People --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#2654.  Timmy (Timmy --- South Park)

#2655.  Tim Burchett's Dick (Is Not Long) (Don't Forget Me: When I'm Gone --- Glass Tiger)

#2656.  Donald's Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2660.  Bitch Forty-Five (Switch 625 --- Def Leppard)

#2661.  Trumpin', Dumpin', Feedin' (Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' --- Journey)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2663.  The Trump Towers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#2664.  News Faker (Jawbreaker --- Judas Priest)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2666.  Heap (Creep --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2667.  Heap (Creep --- Radiohead)

#2668.  Make America Great Again (Make America Great Again --- Brian Kelley)

#2669. 'Merican Nation (Terrapin Station --- Grateful Dead)

#2670.  Stormy's Chest Is Plastic On Fake News (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John) 

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- Walk The Moon)

#2672.  America (Hysteria --- Def Leppard)

#2673.  Steele (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2674.  Shitshow Paula Stark (Rainbow In The Dark --- Dio)

#2675.  Paula A. Stark (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2676.  David Shoar (He's A Whore --- Cheap Trick)

#2677.  Tim Walz (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#2678.  Trump Fucks You (I Thank You --- Bonnie Raitt)

#2679.  Big Lies And Adin Ross (Behind The Crooked Cross --- Slayer)

#2680.  Priebus (Jesus -- Phil Thompson)

#2681.  The Big Lie (Frizzle Fry --- Primus)

#2682.  Michelle Morrow (Broken Arrow --- Grateful Dead)

#2683.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (The Last Waltz Refrain --- The Band)

#2684.  Roger Stone (I Alone --- Live)

#2685.  Orange Prolapse Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#2686.  We'll Sever Donald's Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Liverpool Anthem)

#2687.  Tim Walz Inspires (Great Balls Of Fire --- Chris Isaak)

#2688.  Donald's Fat (My Friend Fats --- Primus)

#2689.  Paula Allene Stark (Lurking In The Dark --- King Diamond)

#2690.  Priebus Stop The Steal (Jesus Take The Wheel --- Carrie Underwood)

#2691.  Kennedy Is Old (Ecstasy Of Gold --- Metallica)

#2692.  Spartz (Hearts --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2693.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2694.  Robert F. Kennedy (Don't Be my Enemy --- Wang Chung)

#2695.  Far-Out Liz Murrill (About A Girl --- Nirvana)

#2696.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Rolling Stones)

#2697.  Sparks (Sparks --- Coldplay)

#2698.  Michael Sparks (Tiny Spark --- American Hi-Fi)

#2699.  Let's Stop The Stealing (That's How I Feeling --- Jack White)

#2700.  Robert Morris (Wordless Chorus --- My Morning Jacket)

#2701.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Dokken)

#2702.  McCormick (Ton Of Bricks --- Metal Church)

#2703.  Go To Hell (Top Yourself --- The Raconteurs)

#2704.  Taylor Greene (Stella Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2705.  Peter Thiel (Pittsburgh Steel --- Warren Zeiders)

#2706.  Peter Thiel (Dipped In Steel --- Flaming Lips)

#2707.  Mahomes (Them Bones --- Alice In Chains)

#2708.  Thiel (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton) 

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2711.  An Ass: Donald Trump's The Orange Prolapse (He's Back: The Man Behind The Mask --- Alice Cooper)

#2712.  Fox News And Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#2713.  McDevotion (Sweet Emotion --- Aerosmith)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2715.  Jew (True --- Spandau Ballet)

#2716.  Donald Trump (One Pump Chump --- Steel Panther)

#2717.  Deb Fischer (Well-Wisher --- Single Mothers)

#2718.  O'Grady (Lady --- Styx)

#2719.  Insurrection (Operation --- Circle Jerks)

#2720.  Kushner Jew (Karma Stew --- Circle Jerks)

#2721.  Laura Loomer's In The White House (There's A Tumor In the White House --- Dan Mangan)

#2722.  Sean Hannity (My Sanity --- Bad Religion)

#2723.  Priebus, Scam And Fraud (Jesus, Lamb Of God --- Phil & Victor Thompson)

#2724.  Donald Trump's A Cunt And... (Gimme All Your Lovin' --- ZZ Top)

#2725.  Trump's A Cunt (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#2726.  Kushner Screw (Under You --- Foo Fighters)

#2727.  Loomer's Bullshit (Rumor Has It --- Reba McEntire)

#2728.  Insurrection! (Strangulation! --- My Morning Jacket)

#2729.  Fight (Fight --- The Cure)

#2730.  Donald Is Fuckin' Inbred (Can't Get It Out Of My Head --- Electric Light Orchestra) 

#2731.  Tim DeFoor (Amateur --- Aimee Mann)

#2732.  Fight Fight Fight (Fight Fight Fight --- Riot)

#2733.  Hey Routh (Hey Jude --- The Beatles)

#2734.  Crank's Small (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)

#2735.  Trump Smells (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#2736.  Moore (More --- Simply Red)

#2737.  Routh (Ruth --- Glen Campbell)

#2738.  Moore... (More... Wilco)

#2739.  Wesley Routh (Baby Ruth --- John Prine)

#2740.  Liar (Fighter --- Jon Kahn)

#2741.  Kushner's A Jew (I Melt With You --- Modern English)

#2742.  Sheehy (Coffee --- David Allan Coe)

#2743.  Stormy's Chest (All The Best --- My Morning Jacket)

#2744.  Routh (Ruth --- The Toadies)

#2745.  Loomer's A Cunt (Rumor Of Love --- Berlin)

#2746.  Laura Loomer (There's A Rumor --- The August Empire)

#2747.  Ohio's Springfield Haitians (Buffalo Springfield Again --- Neil Young)

#2748.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumour --- Bananarama)

#2749.  Springfield (Springfield --- Anathema)

#2750.  Reschenthaler's Crazy (Billion Dollar Babies --- Alice Cooper)

#2751.  Higgins (Big Guns --- Ruelle)

#2752.  Schneider (Spider --- They Might Be Giants)

#2753.  Lotter (Strutter --- Kiss)

#2754.  James Braid (Afraid --- Willie Nelson)

#2755.  Joke And A Cunt (Soak Up The Sun --- Sheryl Crow)

#2756.  'Cause The Donald Is (When The Circus Comes --- Phish)

#2757.  James Braid (Afraid --- Neko Case)

#2758.  Donald Trump's A Clown, JD's Too (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2759.  Lance Wallnau Will Fuck You (Anyhow, I Love You --- Guy Clark)

#2760.  Kushner Is A Jew (I Would Die For You --- Prince)

#2761.  Donald's Not A King (Deny Everything --- Circle Jerks)

#2762.  Fight (Fight --- GWAR)

#2763.  Trump Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)

#2764.  'Cause Donald Killed The Cops (The Music Never Stopped --- Grateful Dead)

#2765.  Netanyahu (Kalamazoo --- Primus)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worshum)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2771.  Derrick Anderson (Annie Get Your Gun --- Squeeze)

#2772.  Hannity (Sanity --- Killing Joke)

#2773.  Kushner's A Jew (It Beats 4 U --- My Morning Jacket) 

#2774.  McCormick (Sick, Sick, Sick --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2775.  Trump Is An Ass (Classical Gas --- Mason Williams)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2777.  Salleigh Grubbs (King Of Clubs --- Pig Destroyer)

#2778.  Salleigh Grubbs (Three Of Clubs --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In The Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2780.  Bible (Tribal -- Nightwish)

#2781.  Trump Bible (Blood Libel --- GWAR)

#2782.  "Vanka's A Jew (Burnin' For You --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#2783.  Jared Is A Jew: Ivanka Is Too  (Everything I Do: I Do For You --- Bryan Adams)

#2784.  Ivanka: Is A Fucking Jew (I Can't Help: Falling In Love With You --- UB40)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2786.  Donald J. Trump Is Gay (West L.A. Fadeaway --- Grateful Dead)

#2787.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- King Diamond)

#2788.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Air Supply)

#2789.  Donald Trump Is Gay (What Would You Say --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2790.  Donald's A Clown (Send In The Clowns --- Bette Midler)

#2791.  Thune (Spoon --- Mazzy Star)

#2792.  Bolton (Golden --- My Morning Jacket)

#2793.  Wedding Cake (Kari Lake --- Damien Jurado)

#2794.  Bolton (Golden --- Harry Styles)

#2795.  Kari Lake (Cut The Cake --- Average White Band)

#2796.  Shitty Peggy-Ho (Pretty Peggy-O --- Grateful Dead)

#2797.  Big Lie Ain't A Big Lie (Goodbye Is Not Goodbye --- Jeff Satur)

#2798.  Stopping The Steal (Head Over Heals --- Tears For Fears)

#2799.  Cheung (Hung --- Wire)

#2800.  Cheung Is A Clown (Hung Upside Down --- Buffalo Springfield)

#2801.  Trump's Fucking Gay (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#2802.  Cheung (Hung --- Napalm Death)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2804.  Griffin Fuck (Given Up --- Linkin' Park)

#2805.  Cheung Fuck Is A Cunt (Hung Up On Your Love --- Eric Clapton)

#2806.  Wilson (Wilson --- Phish)

#2807.  The Donald's A Joke (I Started A Joke --- Bee Gees)

#2808.  Steven Cheung's An Ass Who Wears A Thong (When I've Sung my Last Hillbilly Song --- Willie Nelson)

#2809.  Trump Is So Unkind (Always On My Mind --- Willie Nelson)

#2810.  Fuck Steel (Eat Steel --- Gwar)

#2811.  Asshole Causing Strife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#2812.  And David Rem (In Bethlehem --- David Barnes)

#2813.  Donald Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#2814.  Steel's An Ass (Steel And Glass --- John Lennon)

#2815.  The Big Lie (Learn To Fly --- Foo Fighters)

#2816.  Thune (Spoon --- Chaka Khan)

#2817.  The Big Lie (She's So High --- Tal Bachman)

#2818.  Fuck Scott Baugh (Panama --- Van Halen)

#2819.  Lutnick (Lipstick --- Buzzcocks)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2821.  A Clown (Fall Down --- Toad the Wet Sprocket)

#2822.  Morrisey's A Cunt (Purity Undone --- Pig Destroyer)

#2823.  Lutnick Plan (Sputnick Stan --- Hawkwind)

#2824.  Big Lie Hank Choate's A Joke (When My Dreamboat Comes Home --- Fats Domino)

#2825.  Fuckin' Jeff Bezos (Pickin' Tomatoes --- Shocking Blue)

#2826.  Lutnick (Picnic --- Andy Williams)

#2827.  Scott Baugh (Jack Straw --- Grateful Dead)

#2828.  Mar-A-Lago Jews (Mexicali Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2829.  Donald's Hair's A Crime (Caught Somewhere In Time --- Iron Maiden)

#2830.  Michelle Steel (Tons Of Steel --- Grateful Dead)

#2831.  Hank Choate (Dreamboat --- The Walkmen)

#2832.  Susie Wiles (All My Trials --- Paul McCartney)

#2833.  Summerall Wiles (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#2834.  Susie Wiles (Hundred Miles --- YALL (feat. Gabriela Richardson)

#2835.  Homan (Omen --- The Prodigy)

#2836.  Wiles (Miles --- Phillip Phillips)

#2837.  She's Susan Wiles (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#2838.  Homan (Broken --- Tears For Fears)

#2839.  HomAn (Broken --- Coldplay) 

#2840.  Senator Rubio (Student Loan Stereo --- Wilco)

#2841.  Mike Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#2842.  Rick Scott (Red Hot --- Motley Crue)

#2843.  Tulsi Gabbard (It's So Absurd --- Black Flag)

#2844.  Matt Gaetz (Cell Mates --- Mariachi El Bronx)

#2845.  Homan (Broken --- Depeche Mode)

#2846.  Dean John Sauer (Franklin's Tower --- Grateful Dead)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan and Dean)

#2848.  William Owen Scharf (I Give You My Heart --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2849.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2850.  Donald's A Clown (Lover Lay Down --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2851.  Brendan Carr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#2852.  Susan Wiles Is Scum (Million Miles Of Fun --- Drug Church)

#2853.  And He's Christopher Wright (And We Bid You Good Night --- Grateful Dead)

#2854.  Miller (Killer --- Mareux)

#2855.  Chris Wright (Good Night --- The Beatles)

#2856.  Miller (Killer --- Bastille)

#2857.  Chris Wright (Alright --- Supergrass)

#2858.  Miller's Mean (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#2859.  Here Cums Mehmet Oz (Here Comes Santa Claus --- Bob Dylan)

#2860.  Bondi (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#2861.  Bondi's Sexual (Zombie Ritual --- Death)

#2862.  Scott Turner --- Back Burner (Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan)

#2863.  Bondi (Blondie --- Current Joys)

#2864.  Dean John Sauer (Water Tower --- Jason Aldean)

#2865.  Big Balls (In Stalls --- AC/DC)

#2866.  Balls In The Stalls (Melody Calls --- Doves)

#2867.  Miller (Killer --- Alice Cooper)

#2868.  Brooke Rollins (Free Fallin' --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#2870.  Miller's Salad Gets Tossed (Killer Without A Cause --- Thin Lizzy)

#2871.  Miss Nancy Chavez-DeRemer (I Will Sing Of My Redeemer --- Selah featuring BarlowGirl)

#2872.   DeRemer (Redeemer --- Blood On The Dance Floor)

#2873.  Prolapse Fart (Metal Heart --- Accept)

#2874.  Stormy D.  (Sugaree --- Grateful Dead)

#2875.  DeRemer (Redeemer --- The Lou Gramm Band)

#2876.  Fentanyl Hysteria (Chemical Euphoria --- Armored Saint)

#2877.  BeBest Plan (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#2878.  Chavez-DeRemer: Her Pie Of Cream (I Am The Dreamer: You Are The Dream --- Conway Twitty)

#2879.  Big Lie Bondi (Bye Bye Blondie --- Allan Rayman)

#2880.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey --- Deerhunter)

#2881.  Rubio Is A Gay Ass Retard (Video Killed The Radio Star --- Buggles)

#2882.  Patel (Metal --- Fox Academy)

#2883.  Patel's Ass Smells Bad (Metal Thrashing Mad --- Anthrax)

#2884.  Mother Fuckin' Kash Patel (Holdin' On To Black Metal --- My Morning Jacket)

#2885.  Kashyap Patel (Heavy Metal --- Helloween)

#2886.  Kashyap Patel Cunt (Heavy Metal Love --- Helix)

#2887.  O Donald Trump (O Canada --- Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier)

#2888.  Trump Street (Love Street --- The Doors)

#2889.   Fraud Is American Daniel P. Driscoll (God Is An Indian And You're An Asshole --- Modest Mouse)

#2890.  Peter Kent Navarro (Harvester Of Sorrow --- Metallica)

#2891.  Craving Your Dogshit (Waiting For Darkness ---Ozzy Osbourne)

#2892.  Chronister (Massacre --- Iron Maiden)

#2893.  Kashyap Patel's Obscene (Heavy Metal Machine --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2894.  God Hates Kashyap Patel (God Hates Heavy Metal --- Dio)

#2895.  Paul Atkins (Black Napkins --- Frank Zappa)

#2896.  Sacks (Stacks --- Fugazi)

#2897.  Chad Chronister (Pure Massacre --- Silverchair)

#2898.  Kennedy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)

#2899.  The Donald Has Small Hands (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

#2900.  The Shithead's Back (The Kids Are Back --- Twisted Sister)

#2901.  Slator!  Mother Fucker! (Waiter!  Bring Me Water --- Shania Twain)

#2902.  Judd (Mudd --- King's X)

#2903.  Donald's Inbred (Over My Head --- King's X)

#2904.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- Fleetwood Mac)

#2905.  In Syria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#2906.  Anton Drinks Bud Light (Turn On Your Lovelight --- Grateful Dead)

#2907.  MAGA Cunt (Modern Love --- David Bowie)

#2908.  Harmeet (Lunch Meat --- King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard)

#2909.  Mark Meador (Black Peter --- Grateful Dead)

#2910.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2911.  Anton (London --- Willie Nelson)

#2912.  Rodney Scott (Juggernaut --- Clutch)

#2913.  Schimming (Swimming --- Teen Suicide)

#2914.  Paul Abbate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#2915.  Fuck You (Hey You --- The Clarks)

#2916.  Paul Abbate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#2917.  Trump Isn't White (Bump In The Night --- Girlschool)

#2918.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#2919.  Walsh (Golf --- Parry Gripp)

#2920.  Trumper (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#2921.  K$H (Ash --- Demon Hunter)

#2922.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Sevendust)

#2923.  Bill White (Not Right -- The Stooges)

#2924.  Bud Light (low Light --- Pearl Jam)

#2925.  White (Fight --- Agnostic Front)

#2926.  James Witkoff (Shake It Off --- Taylor Swift)

#2927.  George Edward Glass (Castle Of Glass --- Linkin' Park)

#2928.  Witkoff (Payoff --- Gone Is Gone)

#2929.  Glass (Glass --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2930.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Helmet)

#2931.  Ivanka's A Piece Of Shit (Commercial Alternative --- Teenage Fanclub)

#2932.  Musk (Suck --- The Jesus & Mary Chain)

#2933.  Stormy D.  (In My Tree --- Pearl Jam)

#2934.  Trump's Fucking You (She's Leaving You --- MJ Lenderman)

#2935.  Brick (Sick --- Supergrass)

#2936.  Miss Kim Guillfoyle (The Squirming Coil --- Phish)

#2937.  Dave Fink (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#2938.  Cunt Loudermilk's So Gay (Under The Milky Way --- Powerman 5000)

#2939.  Barry Loudermilk (This Land Flows With Milk --- Isobel Campbell)

#2940.  Fink's A Fuckin' Railroad Whore (Stinkin' Up The Great Outdoors --- Spinal Tap)

#2941.  Loudermilk (Malted Milk --- Robert Johnson)

#2942.  Mizelle (Michelle --- The Beatles)

#2943.  Chip Roy (Cowboy --- Randy Newman)

#2944.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2945.  Colby Wigga (Dolby Nigga --- Lloyd Banks)

#2946.  Loudermilk Is Gay (Past the Milky Way --- Ace Frehley)

#2947.  Guillfoyle (Snake Oil -- Embrace)

#2948.  Callista Is Gay (Barista By Day --- Anuhea)

#2949.  David Rivkin (He Is Risen --- Paul Baloche)

#2950.  Sacks (Slacks --- Valley)

#2951.  Fucking Elon Musk (Dancing In The Dusk --- Pet Shop Boys)

#2952.  Elon Musk (Under Dusk --- Harrison Storm & Enna Blake)

#2953.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#2954.  George Glass (Badass --- Saliva)

#2955.  Musk (Dusk --- Winter Aid)

#2956.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#2957.  Elon Musk (Iron Tusk --- Mastodon)

#2958.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#2959.  He's Ian Cramer (The Entertainer --- Billy Joel)

 

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