#3037. Hegseth

At first glance, this rare "comet streak" Trump Dump doesn't appear terribly celestial.

Rachel Carson Bridge.

But upon closer examination, it becomes a cosmic treasure which spans the Burgh... and in theory, the universe.

Pirates Owner Bob Nutting appears visibly disgruntled with rookie all-star pitcher Paul Skenes.  Hint: money.

Behold the patriotic dusting.  A tribute to the countless national anthems that have been sung at PNC Park and Acrisure Stadium.

In other news, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth took to the podium yesterday and expressed condolences to the victims of the American Airlines/Blackhawk helicopter disaster outside Reagan International Airport. 

And then quickly blamed the tragedy on federal hiring practices.  Parroting the extensive Trump refrain about diversity, equity and inclusion in the federal government.  And of course, Trump rambled nonsensically at a level never seen before.  Lashing out at for Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and President Joe Biden.

Never let a major tragedy go to waste, eh?

The Orange Prolapse was visibly upset about the possibility of a "non-talented dwarf" or someone with a missing limb serving in the FAA.

 

 

Hegseth
sonofsaf

I smelled Pete Hegseth in command
I smelled the Orange Prolapse anal fart

No doubt nor remorse
No doubt toilet stall
No doubt his treason
Has a job to blow

I smelled Pete Hegseth in command
I smelled the Orange Prolapse anal fart
I smelled Pete Hegseth in command
I smelled the Orange Prolapse anal fart

Pete smells
Pete smells
Pete smells

 

Last Breath
Low

I held your last breath in my hand
I held your last word in my heart

Without the recourse
Without the light bulb
Without your reasons
What more do I know?

I held your last breath in my hand
I held your last word in my heart
I held your last hope in my mouth
I held your last trust in my heart

I held
I held
I held

 

This song is available on spotify.  Not youtube.  So I have made a conscious decision to not take a listen.

No harm no foul.  I stand by the process.

The Big Lie 100: (#2159)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

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