#3000. Kash

You've already heard of 2,000 mules.

How about 3,000 MAGA Indians?

 

The only reason, I repeat the only reason, the Orange Prolapse tapped K$shyap Pramod Vinod Patel for FBI Secretary... was the lengthy enemy list in his "children's" book.

1. Michael Atkinson - Former Inspector General of the Intelligence Community
2. Lloyd Austin - Defense Secretary under President Joe Biden
3. Brian Auten - Supervisory Intelligence Analyst, FBI
4. James Baker - Former FBI General Counsel and Twitter Deputy General Counsel
5. Bill Barr - Former Attorney General under Trump
6. John Bolton - Former National Security Adviser under Trump
7. Stephen Boyd - Former Chief of Legislative Affairs, FBI
8. Joe Biden - President of the United States
9. John Brennan - Former CIA Director under Obama
10. John Carlin - Former DOJ National Security Division Head under Trump
11. Eric Ciaramella - Former National Security Council Staffer
12. Pat Cipollone - Former White House Counsel under Trump
13. James Clapper - Former Director of National Intelligence under Obama
14. Hillary Clinton - Former Secretary of State and Presidential Candidate
15. James Comey - Former FBI Director
16. Elizabeth Dibble - Former Deputy Chief of Mission, U.S. Embassy, London
17. Mark Esper - Former Secretary of Defense under Trump
18. Alyssa Farah - Former Trump Director of Strategic Communications
19. Evelyn Farkas - Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense under Obama
20. Sarah Isgur Flores - Former DOJ Communications Head under Trump
21. Merrick Garland - Attorney General under Biden
22. Stephanie Grisham - Former Trump Press Secretary
23. Kamala Harris - Vice President under Biden
24. Gina Haspel - CIA Director under Trump
25. Fiona Hill - Former National Security Council Staffer
26. Curtis Heide - FBI Agent
27. Eric Holder - Former Attorney General under Obama
28. Robert Hur - Special Counsel for Biden Classified Documents Investigation
29. Cassidy Hutchinson - Former Aide to Trump’s Chief of Staff
30. Nina Jankowicz - Former Director, Disinformation Governance Board under Biden
31. Lois Lerner - Former IRS Director under Obama
32. Loretta Lynch - Former Attorney General under Obama
33. Charles Kupperman - Former Trump Deputy National Security Adviser
34. Gen. Kenneth Mackenzie - Former CENTCOM Commander
35. Andrew McCabe - Former FBI Deputy Director
36. Ryan McCarthy - Former Secretary of the Army under Trump
37. Mary McCord - Former DOJ National Security Official under Obama
38. Denis McDonough - Secretary of Veterans Affairs under Biden
39. Gen. Mark Milley - Former Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff
40. Lisa Monaco - Deputy Attorney General under Biden
41. Sally Myer - Former FBI Supervisory Attorney
42. Robert Mueller - Former FBI Director and Special Counsel
43. Bruce Ohr - Former DOJ Official
44. Nellie Ohr - Former CIA Employee
45. Lisa Page - Former FBI Counsel
46. Pat Philbin - Former Trump Deputy White House Counsel
47. John Podesta - Former Counselor to Obama and Biden Climate Adviser
48. Samantha Power - Former U.N. Ambassador under Obama
49. Bill Priestap - Former FBI Counterintelligence Official
50. Susan Rice - Former National Security Adviser under Obama
51. Rod Rosenstein - Former Deputy Attorney General under Trump
52. Peter Strzok - Former FBI Official
53. Jake Sullivan - National Security Adviser under Biden
54. Michael Sussman - Former Lawyer for the Democratic National Committee
55. Miles Taylor - Former DHS Official under Trump
56. Timothy Thibault - Former FBI Agent
57. Andrew Weissman - Former Mueller Investigation Deputy
58. Alexander Vindman - Former National Security Council Director
59. Christopher Wray - FBI Director under Trump and Biden
60. Sally Yates - Former Acting Attorney General

I would encourage K$H to read my children's book.  

It's even more evil and despicable than his children's book.  

 

Difficult to fathom, but it's true.  And best of all... it's free!

 

 

Kash
sonofsaf

Securing the payments from Trumpy Bear sales
Hostages to pardon, without the details
Fake news from The Onion a rosacea rash
Forty-five’s tragic and Patel is Kash

Shitting J-6 chorus, Stormy on her knees
The Donald will swindle with the greatest of ease
McDonald’s BeBest feast Jewish kosher disease
As he lies to the courts, Aileen Cannon please

Aetna, insurance fan, Democrats too
A yeast infection, vaginal screw
Holy Ghost defeated, Jesus Christ crap
Daughter wife’s a Jew and
Jared’s a rat

Asshole defilers are red hot
Trump’s hyperbolic and what not
Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought
Job to blow here cums the shot (Job to blow here cums the shot) (4x)
Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought (Job to blow here cums the shot)
Asshole defilers are red hot (Job to blow here cums the shot)
Trump’s hyperbolic and what not  (Job to blow here cums the shot)
Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought (Job to blow here cums the shot) [4x]
 

 

Stash
Phish

I'm pulling the pavement from under my nails
I brush past a garden, dependent on whales
The sloping companion I cast down the ash
Yanked on my tunic and dangled my stash

Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas
To grow with them spindles, the mutant I seize
I capture the dread beast who falls to his knees
And cries to his cohorts, asleep in the trees

Smegma, dogmatagram, fishmarket stew
Police in a corner, gunnin' for you
Appletoast, bedheated, furblanket rat
Laugh when they shoot you, say
"Please don't do that"

Control for smilers can't be bought
The solar garlic starts to rot
Was it for this my life I sought?
Maybe so and maybe not (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x]
Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not)
Control for smilers can't be bought (Maybe so and maybe not)
The solar garlic starts to rot (Maybe so and maybe not)
Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x]

If you're a politically active Phish fan, with some degree of contempt for the FBI, feel free to tweak my latest effort.  The unusually complex and jibberish nature of the lyrics actually lends itself to being parodied.

From 1992 to the present, Phish has jammed the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Trump's social media friend Catturd posted the following...

5 days until FAFO.

I had to google FAFO.  Naturally, it stands for "Fuck Around and Find Out."

How clever.

Three thousand entries seems like a good time to start a new Big Lie list.

The Big Lie 100: (#2124)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

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