#3014. Trumpin' & Dumpin'

Go figure.  The Pittsburgh City Paper's latest cover is all about Trump Dumps!

'Bout time! (mark 1:38)

 

This narrative's even better than their previous article (which only appeared online).

Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’
sonofsaf

Baskets filled with lotions
An Orange Prolapse display
The big lie
Filet ‘o Fish fried
His daughter-wife is gay
Stop besmirching the dystopia
Job to blow
Trumpin’ & Dumpin’
Butt it’s onto the shitshow
Enemies everywhere in D.C.
McDonald’s clown
Doncha know
It’s a dumpster load of some cum
Those shots Lake Tahoe vacay
Trump steak’s never rare
Fat cunt with a dildo too
Shit pig sty’s the kosher way
Stop besmirching the dystopia
Job to blow
Trumpin’ & Dumpin’
Butt it’s onto the shitshow
Enemies everywhere in D.C.
McDonald’s clown
Doncha know
Job to blow
Trumpin’ & Dumpin’
Butt it’s onto the shitshow
Enemies everywhere in D.C.
The McDonald’s clown
Doncha know
Job to blow
Trumpin’ & Dumpin’
Butt it’s onto the shitshow
Enemies everywhere in D.C.
The McDonald’s clown
Doncha know

 

Garden Of Eden
Harem Scarem

Over seas and oceans
Another world away
Bullets fly
With God on their side
Where black and white is grey
And we're searching for utopia
This ain't no
Garden of eden
Nowhere to hide or to go
Nobody said it would be easy
Just count it down
Let it blow
On the winding road to freedom
We're lost and miles away
So say your prayers
That someone still cares if you
Live to die another day
And we're searching for utopia
This ain't no
Garden of eden
Nowhere to hide or to go
Nobody said it would be easy
Just count it down
Let it blow
This ain't no
Garden of eden
Nowhere to hide or to go
Nobody said it would be easy
Just count it down
Let it blow
This ain't no
Garden of eden
Nowhere to hide or to go
Nobody said it would be easy
Just count it down
Let it blow

Harem Scarem, Canada's equivalent of a "helter skelter" Winger, has never played the Burgh.

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#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

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#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

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