#3005. Kash

During his upcoming Senate hearing for FBI Secretary, K$H Patel will likely be asked about his affiliation with Q-Anon.  Democratic lawmakers engaged in satanism & cannabilism, Hillary's Clinton's underground pizza shop child sex-trafficking ring, Jewish space lasers tampering with the 2020 election, and so on and so forth.  You know... the normal GOP talking points.

Still, I'm more concerned about the Pirates rough start to the season.

Kooch signing autographs at Pirates Fest 2025.

Down at the David Lawrence Convention Center, Andrew McLovin' appears oblivious.

Coulda been worse I suppose.  Think in terms of Andrew Mohammed.

Sheetz was a major sponsor at this year's Pirates Fest.  

"Trooper give 'em Teddy Hug-a-Bear!  Makes 'em understand!" --- Chapter 2.

In conjunction with owner Bob Nutting, they're giving away diminutive beef stick samples.

Who knew you could get a whopping dozen 1 inch samples from a single meat stick?  

Who knew?  Nutting knew!

Quantities are limited to one sample per entrant.

Wrong venue.  It's called PNC Puke, A$$HOLE!

For their home opener, the Buccos will be hosting the New York Yankees (April 4-6).

 

Kash
sonofsaf

First Lady whore!

Dumb cunt! Ivanka’s the enemy
Stormy Daniels her tits are pornography
Dumb cunt! Ivanka’s the enemy
Fuck around and find out screw Democracy - no!

Blow!

Trump dined and he feeded - fries and a McDouble  
Forty-seven’s fat n’at guilty of treason
Dope and, piece of shit with his seven sins and no repentance
Jag-off, of all trades will fuck you up

Donald’s!
Toilet might!
Stall is great!

Proud Boys and the insurrection

Yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yay
Ugggh!

 

Trash
Silverchair

One, two, three, four!

Welcome! Nothing short of anarchy
It's so hard to find out who you wanna be
Welcome! Nothing short of anarchy
It's so hard to find out who you wanna be - oh!

Go!

I couldn't find what you needed - ooh to be a double
A big pill but you know that you need a poison
Open, you need it but I returned the point of acceptance
How brave, your parades never do much

Violence!
Hopeless fight!
Call it straight!

Big black steel cap dealt rejection

Yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yay
Ugggh!

 

 

Another parody of the obscure Silverchair tune.  I also penned # #1964.  Kash.  

I knew this song seemed familiar but I couldn't quite place my finger on it.

Silverchair has never played the Burgh.

The Big Lie 100: (#2129)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

 

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