#3004. Ashley Moody

Just yesterday, Governor Ron DeSanctimonious appointed Florida's Attorney General "Assy Booty" to fill Marco Rubio's Senate seat.

 

Ashley Moody!

Congratulations.

Dark MAGA?  Uh... technically no.  Brown MAGA?  Uh, yep.

Dahntahn Dump Justice n'at. (Never a Trumper)

Plenty o' Dahntahn Dumps ahead of the NFL draft which will be held in Shittsburgh.

 

Ashley Moody
sonofsaf

Donald’s insurrection is nicknamed Forty-five
Trump’s back in the saddle on Stormy overdrive
Trans-lovin’ Bud Light Big Mac he will feed
Trump Vodka bartender is sobriety indeed

Ashley Moody, Senator whore
Ashley Moody, settle the score

The constant self-deflection still spreading the big lie
Believes in prostitution, Slovenians and apple pie

Ashley Moody, Senator whore
Ashley Moody, settle the score

Donald’s hair is less not more, Nancy Pelosi was too hardcore
Depends dependence J-6 hostage choir
Constant psychobabble fury and the fire
Ivanka fuckin’ Kushner is probably gay
And Jared Jewboy Kushner is a kosher display

Ashley Moody, Senator whore
Ashley Moody, settle the score
Ashley Moody, Senator whore
Ashley Moody, settle the score

 

Call Of Duty
Anvil

Use your ammunition to keep yourself alive
Onward to the battle the struggle to survive
Never ending fight and will to succeed
Never to surrender and refusal to concede

Call of Duty, theatre of war
Call of Duty, to live for more

Get set for confrontation take cover kill or die
Receive your retribution another chance to live and try

Call of Duty, theatre of war
Call of Duty, to live for more

All is fair in love and war, kill the enemy even the score
Anger and vengeance the fuel for the fire
Living through the battle never to retire
Nobility and honor to the final day
Patriotic endeavor for the cause you must stay

Call of Duty, theatre of war
Call of Duty, to live for more
Call of Duty, theatre of war
Call of Duty, to live for more

 

Anvil likely intended this song to be a superior metal anthem.  But to be candid, it's just a "dullard yawner."  Meh.

From 1988 to 2022, Anvil has hammered the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Twice at the Electric Banana, Altar Bar in the Strip, Grim's Roadhouse in Imperial, and the Crafthouse in Whitehall.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#2128)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

 

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