Ohio Lt. Governor Jon Husted is likely to be the replacement for J.D. Vance's Senate seat.
Governor Mike DeWine and Husted recently made the pilgrimage to Mar-A-Lago to reaffirm their loyalty to the Orange Prolapse. Their mission allegedly included the "requisite canoodling" of Trump's exposed colon.
Well hey, you gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Jon Husted
sonofsaf
JD Vance is a mouse,
Stormy Daniels porn and,
The Orange Prolapse will wink,
At Oath Keepers and Proud Boys,
Asleep in a courtroom,
MAGA’s fuckin’ red,
Trump’s a masturbator
Jon A. Husted,
[Chorus:]
A blunder, and a sold-out,
Cunt to discover, to discover,
Ivanka.
Jon Husted, big lie,
Jon Husted, unmarried*
Jon Husted, big lie,
Jon Husted.
Wake Up Dead
Megadeth
I sneak in my own house,
It's four in the morning,
I had too much to drink,
Said I was out with the boys,
I creep in my bedroom,
I slip into bed,
I know if I wake her,
I'll wake up dead,
[Chorus:]
I wonder, will she find out,
About the other, other lover,
Diana.
Wake up dead, you die,
Wake up dead, and buried,
Wake up dead, you die,
Wake up dead.
* --- Technically, a lyrical lie. Jon Husted married Tina Zwayer in 2006. They have 3 kids.
My 3rd parody of Wake Up Dead.
#346. Woke Instead
#544. Fake News Ted
#2970. Jon Husted
From 1986 to the present, Megadeth have woken up the Burgh a grand total of 23 times. Surprisingly, I've only seen them twice. Fortunately, it was back in the day (Peace Sells & So Far, So Good, So What).
Megadeth:
2-14-88, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA
4-28-88, The Palace Theater, Greensburg, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#2094)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)