Meet Bizarro Buttigieg. Republican Keith Sonderling!
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Orange Prolapse tested. Orange Prolapse approved.
I am pleased to announce that Keith Sonderling will serve as the next
United States Deputy Secretary of Labor. Keith will work with our great
Nominee for Secretary of Labor, Lori Chavez-Deremer, to put our Country
and Workers FIRST. Keith previously served as the Vice-Chairman of the
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and the Acting Administrator of
the Wage and Hour Division of the Department of Labor during my First
Term. Keith graduated Magna Cum Laude from the University of Florida,
and the Shepard School of Law at Nova Southeastern University.
Congratulations Keith!
Keith Sonderling
sonofsaf
Trump is weak, ancient fart
Orange Prolapse McDonald’s clown
Trump is cheap, causing strife
Big Mac ain’t a Quarter Pound
The Donald is a liar
The Donald is afraid
Mushroom penis to sever
So tiny
Oh and the queers we’re embracing
Oh and their rears fat ass tasting
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
Oh and the whore that’s engaging
Orgasm that she’s faking
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
Keith Sonderling
Keith Sonderling
MAGA’s red salad tossed
Trump’s woke on a mission
With a Euro-trash wife
Clown Donald we defend
The Donald is a liar
The Donald is afraid
Mushroom penis to sever
So tiny
Oh and the queers we’re embracing
Oh and their rears fat ass tasting
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
Oh and the whore that’s engaging
Orgasm that she’s faking
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
Keith Sonderling
Keith Sonderling
Sonderling’s a whore abhorred
Forty-five’s asshole is sore
All of the blame and the shitshows
Never well endowed his little bone
Sonderling’s a whore abhorred
Forty-five’s asshole is sore
All of the blame and the shitshows
Never well endowed his little bone
Oh and the queers we’re embracing
Oh and their rears fat ass tasting
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
Oh and the whore that’s engaging
Orgasm that she’s faking
To blow, job to blow
Keith Sonderling
...
Jesus Is King
Selah
When You speak, oceans part
The mountains will all bow down
When You breathe, there is life
The dead raise up from the ground
We're gonna lift You higher
We're gonna give You praise
You're gonna reign forever
And always
Over the fears that we're facing
Over the prayers that we're praying
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
Over the war that is raging
Every step that we're taking
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
Jesus is King
Jesus is King
When You bled on the cross
You broke the curse of sin
And You rose up to life
Now we are born again
We're gonna lift You higher
We're gonna give You praise
You're gonna reign forever
And always
Over the fears that we're facing
Over the prayers that we're praying
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
Over the war that is raging
Every step that we're taking
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
Jesus is King
Jesus is King
King of kings and Lord of lords
You will reign forevermore
No other name could dare come close
Every knee will bow to You alone
King of kings and Lord of lords
You will reign forevermore
No other name could dare come close
Every knee will bow to You alone
Over the fears that we're facing
Over the prayers that we're praying
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
Over the war that is raging
Every step that we're taking
We know, oh we know
Jesus is King
...
I often wonder what motives me to do these religious parodies.
What's even more curious is the sheer volume of Jesus shit on youtube.
And it's pronounced Salah.
Not Selah. #YNWA
The Big Lie 100: (#2125)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)
#3001. Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)
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