Elon Musk embraced the New Year by changing his social media avatar to a gladiator warrior frog prepared for battle in the Roman Colosseum.
Musk now identifies himself as "Kekius Maximus."
But aside from the abject stupidity of speculating as to why... perhaps me and Elon actually have something in common.
When I wrote Dominipede 10 years ago, maybe I was a little ahead of my time.
Hey, maybe it'll be Elon Musk that sparks the next 9/11. Not Trump. Also known as the Orange Prolapse. After all, Musk has vastly more followers (200+ million) on X or Twitshit or Whatchamacallit*. And all it would take is a single post. Deliberate or unintentional. For example...
Secret Service agents just informed President Trump that a hijacked plane might be targeting the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Evacuate the stadium immediately! Get those fans outta there! NOW!!!
On second thought, don't sweat it. Something "bad" could never happen in New Orleans.
And regardless, I'm virtually certain that the federal government...
- Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
- FBI
- Secret Service
- TSA
- CIA
- Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency
- U.S. Customs and Border Protection
- Coast Guard
- Science & Technology Directorate (S&T) deploying security barriers
- More than 40 law enforcement agencies participating in security operations.
... has a well-established, contingency plan for an asymmetric black swan cyber-attack that is entirely undiscussable.
Keep on Trumpin'. As long as you keep on Dumpin'! |
Jabba the Hut! |
I had no idea that Trump was on Mt. Rushmore in the form of Pizza the Butt. |
I have a good feeling about 2025 --- Kekius "Cybertruck" Maximus. |
* - the best candy bar. Even better when frozen.
Elon Musk
sonofsaf
Divine
Jesus Christ’s a fuckin’ cunt
Sing-along
Donald’s a flood of blood
MAGA clown
The ex-First Lady will fail
The bad wife
A cheater’s having fun
Stormy porn star
McDonald’s retard
Stormy porn star
Trump’s her lobster
Anal entrance
Softest dick to commit rape
Hard-on
Iron Tusk
Mastodon
Straight line
Feel it burst liver and lung
Long and strong
'Til she spills her black blood
Center down
Vast the head body and tail
Shatter life
Physeter catodon
Culture vulture
Elephant graveyard
Culture vulture
Engage monster
Wreaking vengeance
Assault with all martial rage
Sail on
Not a fan of these guys. They remind me of chewing on tinfoil while enduring a migraine headache.
From 2002 to the present, Mastodon has played the Burgh a grand total of 16 times. I don't think I've ever seen 'em perform. But they may have unknowingly slipped into an OzzFest or Mayhem Fest at Star Lake. I'll reluctantly accept the blame for neither giving a shit nor a damn.