#2977. Trump Wants Greenland

Elon Musk reminds me of Richie (Rich).  A rock star who recorded in Denmark.

The Allegheny City-County Building on Grant St. never disappoints. 

Anyhoo, the Trump threats to wipe Denmark off the face of the earth and declare a triumphant victory over Greenland... have taken a temporary, mysterious backseat.

He's now truth-raging nonstop about the Los Angeles wildfires.  Worst case scenario, he shows up with 500 bottles of emergency Trump Water a la East Palestine, OH.  

Best case scenario, he flies out to LA and honorably self-immolates like a Buddhist monk.  

Problem solved.

I could envision Trump holding a press conference at LAX.  When the media shows up, he angrily smiles with J-6 glee and sprays them with a SuperSoaker.  Kinda like, well, you know, a combination of...

This

and that

Diss n'at.

Paradise, CA was the scene of Trump's previous Golden State wildfire.  He behaved mightily.

He called the town Pleasure.  Hey, at least he didn't refer to it as "Prolapse."

And speaking of exposed colon, maybe the Orange Prolapse could hire some LA porn stars to squirt all over the place.  You know, put out all that damn fire and fury... once and for all.  Forever and ever!  Operation Infinite Squirtin'

For the love of D-g, that sounds hella better than Trumpin' n' Dumpin'.

 

Perhaps Trump will rename Cali as the "Golden Shower State" out of spite.

Steelers at Ravens.  8pm wildcard game.  Saturday night's alright for fighting.

Spotted outside Acrisure Stadium.  Gold Lot 1 next to a row of 10 Trumper Dumpers.  Hey, I just thought of something.  Trump likes shit named after him, right?  Roads, bridges, universities, airports, etc.  So how about the libs make a concession?  I'm thinking ALL port-a-jons a/k/a Trumper Dumpers.  Think in terms of a Hands Across America theme.  But with glorious rows of Trump commodes and Golden Jons.  I'm also considering garbage landfills, sewage infrastructure, toilet rescue 911 whatever the fuck that means.  

 

Trump Wants Greenland
sonofsaf

Hell, the worst days they are still in play
‘Cause The Donald’s ass is sore
First Lady is a piece of meat
Slovenian Euro-whore

Trump’s the enemy
Why’s he so unkind
Go blow, some fellatio
Fuckin’ inclined

Porn romancer’s wearing his Depends
Tahoe Lake wasn’t nice
DJT’s a fool and clown
And a liar roll the dice

Donald’s dump’s smelly
Trump his dump’s smelly
Go blow, some fellatio
Donald’s dump’s smelly

Biden’s in great despair!
Harris was a dyke
No balls in a gold toilet stall
Lake Tahoe insecurity 

Don-ald Trump wants Greenland
Gay and full of pride
Shitting on a golden throne
That scumbag’s fake like Kristi Noem

A hole of glory you know ain’t free
Tiny, mushroom thing to blow
Stormy Daniels didn’t cum
Lake Tahoe a shitshow

You’ll accept your fate
Country must be great
Go blow, some fellatio
And embrace Jim Crow

Forty-seven’s outta line
And his daughter-wife’s a Jew
Lust’s one of the seven sins
It’s her cunt he’s gonna screw

Bowel movement’s voice
Donald ain’t pro-choice
Go blow, some fellatio
Clown twat’s a shitshow

Donald Trump wants Greenland
Big Mac and large fries
McDonald’s stand up and shout
Fish Filet he whines and cries

Donald Trump wants Greenland
Gay and full of pride
Shitting on a golden throne
That scumbag’s fake like Kristi Noem

Go blow, some fellatio
Clown twat’s a shitshow

Donald Trump wants Greenland
Big Mac and large fries
McDonald’s stand up and shout
Fish Filet he whines and cries

Donald Trump wants Greenland
Gay and full of pride
Shitting on a golden throne
That scumbag’s fake like Kristi Noem 

 

Uncle John's Band
Grateful Dead

Well, the first days are the hardest days
Don't you worry anymore
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street
There is danger at your door

Think this through with me
Let me know your mind
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Is are you kind?

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend
Better take my advice
You know all the rules by now
And the fire from the ice

Will you come with me?
Won't you come with me?
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Will you come with me?

Goddamn, well, I declare
Have you seen the like
Their walls are built of cannon balls
Their motto is don't tread on me

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come with me or go alone
He's come to take his children home

It's the same story the crow told me
It's the only one he know
Like the morning sun you come
And like the wind you go

Ain't no time to hate
Barely time to wait
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Where does the time go?

I live in a silver mine
And I call it "Beggar's Tomb"
I got me a violin
And I beg you call the tune

Anybody's choice
I can hear your voice
Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home

Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home

I might go back and tweak this parody.  It has potential.  "Iconic" songs are always better.  Jimmy Buffett encored with it one time at Star Lake.  But thou shalt settle for the Camden version.  Ironic how the purveyor of sun, sand, and beach parties... died young from an aggressive form of skin cancer.  

Not to git weepy n'at, but this song almost makes me wanna toast marshmallows over an open-sourced AI campfire.

From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.

Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN

Bob Weir / Dead & Company

 

Bob Weir, 7-19-91, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA

Ratdog & Phil Lesh, 7-18-01, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 11-13-15, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 8-13-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Dead & Company, 6-15-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 6-20-18, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 7-5-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 7-6-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 8-28-21, Hershey Stadium, Hershey, PA

Dead & Company, 9-7-21, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 7-12-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Dead & Company, 6-1-23, Coastal Credit Union Park at Walnut Creek, Raleigh, NC

Dead & Company, 6-3-23, Jiffy Lube Pavilion, Bristow, VA

Dead & Company, 6-5-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

 

Steal this book!

The Big Lie 100: (#2101)

#2566.  Vance (Chance — Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

#2641.  Priebus (Jesus --- Velvet Underground)

#2642.  He'll Defend Donald Reince Priebus (What A Friend We Have In Jesus --- Alan Jackson)

#2643.  Priebus Cuming From A Stormy Wet Dream (Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam --- Nirvana)

#2644.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Beastie Boys)

#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2649.  Donald's Jism (Aneurysm --- Nirvana)

#2650.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2651.  Mark Green (Irene --- Grateful Dead)

#2652.  Cheatle Is A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2653.  Kimberly Cheatle (Everyday People --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#2654.  Timmy (Timmy --- South Park)

#2655.  Tim Burchett's Dick (Is Not Long) (Don't Forget Me: When I'm Gone --- Glass Tiger)

#2656.  Donald's Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2660.  Bitch Forty-Five (Switch 625 --- Def Leppard)

#2661.  Trumpin', Dumpin', Feedin' (Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' --- Journey)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2663.  The Trump Towers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#2664.  News Faker (Jawbreaker --- Judas Priest)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2666.  Heap (Creep --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2667.  Heap (Creep --- Radiohead)

#2668.  Make America Great Again (Make America Great Again --- Brian Kelley)

#2669. 'Merican Nation (Terrapin Station --- Grateful Dead)

#2670.  Stormy's Chest Is Plastic On Fake News (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John) 

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- Walk The Moon)

#2672.  America (Hysteria --- Def Leppard)

#2673.  Steele (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2674.  Shitshow Paula Stark (Rainbow In The Dark --- Dio)

#2675.  Paula A. Stark (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2676.  David Shoar (He's A Whore --- Cheap Trick)

#2677.  Tim Walz (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#2678.  Trump Fucks You (I Thank You --- Bonnie Raitt)

#2679.  Big Lies And Adin Ross (Behind The Crooked Cross --- Slayer)

#2680.  Priebus (Jesus -- Phil Thompson)

#2681.  The Big Lie (Frizzle Fry --- Primus)

#2682.  Michelle Morrow (Broken Arrow --- Grateful Dead)

#2683.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (The Last Waltz Refrain --- The Band)

#2684.  Roger Stone (I Alone --- Live)

#2685.  Orange Prolapse Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#2686.  We'll Sever Donald's Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Liverpool Anthem)

#2687.  Tim Walz Inspires (Great Balls Of Fire --- Chris Isaak)

#2688.  Donald's Fat (My Friend Fats --- Primus)

#2689.  Paula Allene Stark (Lurking In The Dark --- King Diamond)

#2690.  Priebus Stop The Steal (Jesus Take The Wheel --- Carrie Underwood)

#2691.  Kennedy Is Old (Ecstasy Of Gold --- Metallica)

#2692.  Spartz (Hearts --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2693.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2694.  Robert F. Kennedy (Don't Be my Enemy --- Wang Chung)

#2695.  Far-Out Liz Murrill (About A Girl --- Nirvana)

#2696.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Rolling Stones)

#2697.  Sparks (Sparks --- Coldplay)

#2698.  Michael Sparks (Tiny Spark --- American Hi-Fi)

#2699.  Let's Stop The Stealing (That's How I Feeling --- Jack White)

#2700.  Robert Morris (Wordless Chorus --- My Morning Jacket)

#2701.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Dokken)

#2702.  McCormick (Ton Of Bricks --- Metal Church)

#2703.  Go To Hell (Top Yourself --- The Raconteurs)

#2704.  Taylor Greene (Stella Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2705.  Peter Thiel (Pittsburgh Steel --- Warren Zeiders)

#2706.  Peter Thiel (Dipped In Steel --- Flaming Lips)

#2707.  Mahomes (Them Bones --- Alice In Chains)

#2708.  Thiel (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton) 

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2711.  An Ass: Donald Trump's The Orange Prolapse (He's Back: The Man Behind The Mask --- Alice Cooper)

#2712.  Fox News And Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#2713.  McDevotion (Sweet Emotion --- Aerosmith)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2715.  Jew (True --- Spandau Ballet)

#2716.  Donald Trump (One Pump Chump --- Steel Panther)

#2717.  Deb Fischer (Well-Wisher --- Single Mothers)

#2718.  O'Grady (Lady --- Styx)

#2719.  Insurrection (Operation --- Circle Jerks)

#2720.  Kushner Jew (Karma Stew --- Circle Jerks)

#2721.  Laura Loomer's In The White House (There's A Tumor In the White House --- Dan Mangan)

#2722.  Sean Hannity (My Sanity --- Bad Religion)

#2723.  Priebus, Scam And Fraud (Jesus, Lamb Of God --- Phil & Victor Thompson)

#2724.  Donald Trump's A Cunt And... (Gimme All Your Lovin' --- ZZ Top)

#2725.  Trump's A Cunt (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#2726.  Kushner Screw (Under You --- Foo Fighters)

#2727.  Loomer's Bullshit (Rumor Has It --- Reba McEntire)

#2728.  Insurrection! (Strangulation! --- My Morning Jacket)

#2729.  Fight (Fight --- The Cure)

#2730.  Donald Is Fuckin' Inbred (Can't Get It Out Of My Head --- Electric Light Orchestra) 

#2731.  Tim DeFoor (Amateur --- Aimee Mann)

#2732.  Fight Fight Fight (Fight Fight Fight --- Riot)

#2733.  Hey Routh (Hey Jude --- The Beatles)

#2734.  Crank's Small (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)

#2735.  Trump Smells (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#2736.  Moore (More --- Simply Red)

#2737.  Routh (Ruth --- Glen Campbell)

#2738.  Moore... (More... Wilco)

#2739.  Wesley Routh (Baby Ruth --- John Prine)

#2740.  Liar (Fighter --- Jon Kahn)

#2741.  Kushner's A Jew (I Melt With You --- Modern English)

#2742.  Sheehy (Coffee --- David Allan Coe)

#2743.  Stormy's Chest (All The Best --- My Morning Jacket)

#2744.  Routh (Ruth --- The Toadies)

#2745.  Loomer's A Cunt (Rumor Of Love --- Berlin)

#2746.  Laura Loomer (There's A Rumor --- The August Empire)

#2747.  Ohio's Springfield Haitians (Buffalo Springfield Again --- Neil Young)

#2748.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumour --- Bananarama)

#2749.  Springfield (Springfield --- Anathema)

#2750.  Reschenthaler's Crazy (Billion Dollar Babies --- Alice Cooper)

#2751.  Higgins (Big Guns --- Ruelle)

#2752.  Schneider (Spider --- They Might Be Giants)

#2753.  Lotter (Strutter --- Kiss)

#2754.  James Braid (Afraid --- Willie Nelson)

#2755.  Joke And A Cunt (Soak Up The Sun --- Sheryl Crow)

#2756.  'Cause The Donald Is (When The Circus Comes --- Phish)

#2757.  James Braid (Afraid --- Neko Case)

#2758.  Donald Trump's A Clown, JD's Too (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#2759.  Lance Wallnau Will Fuck You (Anyhow, I Love You --- Guy Clark)

#2760.  Kushner Is A Jew (I Would Die For You --- Prince)

#2761.  Donald's Not A King (Deny Everything --- Circle Jerks)

#2762.  Fight (Fight --- GWAR)

#2763.  Trump Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)

#2764.  'Cause Donald Killed The Cops (The Music Never Stopped --- Grateful Dead)

#2765.  Netanyahu (Kalamazoo --- Primus)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worshum)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2771.  Derrick Anderson (Annie Get Your Gun --- Squeeze)

#2772.  Hannity (Sanity --- Killing Joke)

#2773.  Kushner's A Jew (It Beats 4 U --- My Morning Jacket) 

#2774.  McCormick (Sick, Sick, Sick --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2775.  Trump Is An Ass (Classical Gas --- Mason Williams)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2777.  Salleigh Grubbs (King Of Clubs --- Pig Destroyer)

#2778.  Salleigh Grubbs (Three Of Clubs --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In The Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2780.  Bible (Tribal -- Nightwish)

#2781.  Trump Bible (Blood Libel --- GWAR)

#2782.  "Vanka's A Jew (Burnin' For You --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#2783.  Jared Is A Jew: Ivanka Is Too  (Everything I Do: I Do For You --- Bryan Adams)

#2784.  Ivanka: Is A Fucking Jew (I Can't Help: Falling In Love With You --- UB40)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2786.  Donald J. Trump Is Gay (West L.A. Fadeaway --- Grateful Dead)

#2787.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- King Diamond)

#2788.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Air Supply)

#2789.  Donald Trump Is Gay (What Would You Say --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2790.  Donald's A Clown (Send In The Clowns --- Bette Midler)

#2791.  Thune (Spoon --- Mazzy Star)

#2792.  Bolton (Golden --- My Morning Jacket)

#2793.  Wedding Cake (Kari Lake --- Damien Jurado)

#2794.  Bolton (Golden --- Harry Styles)

#2795.  Kari Lake (Cut The Cake --- Average White Band)

#2796.  Shitty Peggy-Ho (Pretty Peggy-O --- Grateful Dead)

#2797.  Big Lie Ain't A Big Lie (Goodbye Is Not Goodbye --- Jeff Satur)

#2798.  Stopping The Steal (Head Over Heals --- Tears For Fears)

#2799.  Cheung (Hung --- Wire)

#2800.  Cheung Is A Clown (Hung Upside Down --- Buffalo Springfield)

#2801.  Trump's Fucking Gay (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#2802.  Cheung (Hung --- Napalm Death)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2804.  Griffin Fuck (Given Up --- Linkin' Park)

#2805.  Cheung Fuck Is A Cunt (Hung Up On Your Love --- Eric Clapton)

#2806.  Wilson (Wilson --- Phish)

#2807.  The Donald's A Joke (I Started A Joke --- Bee Gees)

#2808.  Steven Cheung's An Ass Who Wears A Thong (When I've Sung my Last Hillbilly Song --- Willie Nelson)

#2809.  Trump Is So Unkind (Always On My Mind --- Willie Nelson)

#2810.  Fuck Steel (Eat Steel --- Gwar)

#2811.  Asshole Causing Strife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#2812.  And David Rem (In Bethlehem --- David Barnes)

#2813.  Donald Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#2814.  Steel's An Ass (Steel And Glass --- John Lennon)

#2815.  The Big Lie (Learn To Fly --- Foo Fighters)

#2816.  Thune (Spoon --- Chaka Khan)

#2817.  The Big Lie (She's So High --- Tal Bachman)

#2818.  Fuck Scott Baugh (Panama --- Van Halen)

#2819.  Lutnick (Lipstick --- Buzzcocks)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2821.  A Clown (Fall Down --- Toad the Wet Sprocket)

#2822.  Morrisey's A Cunt (Purity Undone --- Pig Destroyer)

#2823.  Lutnick Plan (Sputnick Stan --- Hawkwind)

#2824.  Big Lie Hank Choate's A Joke (When My Dreamboat Comes Home --- Fats Domino)

#2825.  Fuckin' Jeff Bezos (Pickin' Tomatoes --- Shocking Blue)

#2826.  Lutnick (Picnic --- Andy Williams)

#2827.  Scott Baugh (Jack Straw --- Grateful Dead)

#2828.  Mar-A-Lago Jews (Mexicali Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2829.  Donald's Hair's A Crime (Caught Somewhere In Time --- Iron Maiden)

#2830.  Michelle Steel (Tons Of Steel --- Grateful Dead)

#2831.  Hank Choate (Dreamboat --- The Walkmen)

#2832.  Susie Wiles (All My Trials --- Paul McCartney)

#2833.  Summerall Wiles (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#2834.  Susie Wiles (Hundred Miles --- YALL (feat. Gabriela Richardson)

#2835.  Homan (Omen --- The Prodigy)

#2836.  Wiles (Miles --- Phillip Phillips)

#2837.  She's Susan Wiles (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#2838.  Homan (Broken --- Tears For Fears)

#2839.  HomAn (Broken --- Coldplay) 

#2840.  Senator Rubio (Student Loan Stereo --- Wilco)

#2841.  Mike Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#2842.  Rick Scott (Red Hot --- Motley Crue)

#2843.  Tulsi Gabbard (It's So Absurd --- Black Flag)

#2844.  Matt Gaetz (Cell Mates --- Mariachi El Bronx)

#2845.  Homan (Broken --- Depeche Mode)

#2846.  Dean John Sauer (Franklin's Tower --- Grateful Dead)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan and Dean)

#2848.  William Owen Scharf (I Give You My Heart --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2849.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2850.  Donald's A Clown (Lover Lay Down --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2851.  Brendan Carr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#2852.  Susan Wiles Is Scum (Million Miles Of Fun --- Drug Church)

#2853.  And He's Christopher Wright (And We Bid You Good Night --- Grateful Dead)

#2854.  Miller (Killer --- Mareux)

#2855.  Chris Wright (Good Night --- The Beatles)

#2856.  Miller (Killer --- Bastille)

#2857.  Chris Wright (Alright --- Supergrass)

#2858.  Miller's Mean (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#2859.  Here Cums Mehmet Oz (Here Comes Santa Claus --- Bob Dylan)

#2860.  Bondi (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#2861.  Bondi's Sexual (Zombie Ritual --- Death)

#2862.  Scott Turner --- Back Burner (Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan)

#2863.  Bondi (Blondie --- Current Joys)

#2864.  Dean John Sauer (Water Tower --- Jason Aldean)

#2865.  Big Balls (In Stalls --- AC/DC)

#2866.  Balls In The Stalls (Melody Calls --- Doves)

#2867.  Miller (Killer --- Alice Cooper)

#2868.  Brooke Rollins (Free Fallin' --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#2870.  Miller's Salad Gets Tossed (Killer Without A Cause --- Thin Lizzy)

#2871.  Miss Nancy Chavez-DeRemer (I Will Sing Of My Redeemer --- Selah featuring BarlowGirl)

#2872.   DeRemer (Redeemer --- Blood On The Dance Floor)

#2873.  Prolapse Fart (Metal Heart --- Accept)

#2874.  Stormy D.  (Sugaree --- Grateful Dead)

#2875.  DeRemer (Redeemer --- The Lou Gramm Band)

#2876.  Fentanyl Hysteria (Chemical Euphoria --- Armored Saint)

#2877.  BeBest Plan (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#2878.  Chavez-DeRemer: Her Pie Of Cream (I Am The Dreamer: You Are The Dream --- Conway Twitty)

#2879.  Big Lie Bondi (Bye Bye Blondie --- Allan Rayman)

#2880.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey --- Deerhunter)

#2881.  Rubio Is A Gay Ass Retard (Video Killed The Radio Star --- Buggles)

#2882.  Patel (Metal --- Fox Academy)

#2883.  Patel's Ass Smells Bad (Metal Thrashing Mad --- Anthrax)

#2884.  Mother Fuckin' Kash Patel (Holdin' On To Black Metal --- My Morning Jacket)

#2885.  Kashyap Patel (Heavy Metal --- Helloween)

#2886.  Kashyap Patel Cunt (Heavy Metal Love --- Helix)

#2887.  O Donald Trump (O Canada --- Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier)

#2888.  Trump Street (Love Street --- The Doors)

#2889.   Fraud Is American Daniel P. Driscoll (God Is An Indian And You're An Asshole --- Modest Mouse)

#2890.  Peter Kent Navarro (Harvester Of Sorrow --- Metallica)

#2891.  Craving Your Dogshit (Waiting For Darkness ---Ozzy Osbourne)

#2892.  Chronister (Massacre --- Iron Maiden)

#2893.  Kashyap Patel's Obscene (Heavy Metal Machine --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2894.  God Hates Kashyap Patel (God Hates Heavy Metal --- Dio)

#2895.  Paul Atkins (Black Napkins --- Frank Zappa)

#2896.  Sacks (Stacks --- Fugazi)

#2897.  Chad Chronister (Pure Massacre --- Silverchair)

#2898.  Kennedy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)

#2899.  The Donald Has Small Hands (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

#2900.  The Shithead's Back (The Kids Are Back --- Twisted Sister)

#2901.  Slator!  Mother Fucker! (Waiter!  Bring Me Water --- Shania Twain)

#2902.  Judd (Mudd --- King's X)

#2903.  Donald's Inbred (Over My Head --- King's X)

#2904.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- Fleetwood Mac)

#2905.  In Syria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#2906.  Anton Drinks Bud Light (Turn On Your Lovelight --- Grateful Dead)

#2907.  MAGA Cunt (Modern Love --- David Bowie)

#2908.  Harmeet (Lunch Meat --- King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard)

#2909.  Mark Meador (Black Peter --- Grateful Dead)

#2910.  Pete Hegseth Mistake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#2911.  Anton (London --- Willie Nelson)

#2912.  Rodney Scott (Juggernaut --- Clutch)

#2913.  Schimming (Swimming --- Teen Suicide)

#2914.  Paul Abbate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#2915.  Fuck You (Hey You --- The Clarks)

#2916.  Paul Abbate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#2917.  Trump Isn't White (Bump In The Night --- Girlschool)

#2918.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#2919.  Walsh (Golf --- Parry Gripp)

#2920.  Trumper (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#2921.  K$H (Ash --- Demon Hunter)

#2922.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Sevendust)

#2923.  Bill White (Not Right -- The Stooges)

#2924.  Bud Light (low Light --- Pearl Jam)

#2925.  White (Fight --- Agnostic Front)

#2926.  James Witkoff (Shake It Off --- Taylor Swift)

#2927.  George Edward Glass (Castle Of Glass --- Linkin' Park)

#2928.  Witkoff (Payoff --- Gone Is Gone)

#2929.  Glass (Glass --- Smashing Pumpkins)

e#2930.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Helmet)

#2931.  Ivanka's A Piece Of Shit (Commercial Alternative --- Teenage Fanclub)

#2932.  Musk (Suck --- The Jesus & Mary Chain)

#2933.  Stormy D.  (In My Tree --- Pearl Jam)

#2934.  Trump's Fucking You (She's Leaving You --- MJ Lenderman)

#2935.  Brick (Sick --- Supergrass)

#2936.  Miss Kim Guillfoyle (The Squirming Coil --- Phish)

#2937.  Dave Fink (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#2938.  Cunt Loudermilk's So Gay (Under The Milky Way --- Powerman 5000)

#2939.  Barry Loudermilk (This Land Flows With Milk --- Isobel Campbell)

#2940.  Fink's A Fuckin' Railroad Whore (Stinkin' Up The Great Outdoors --- Spinal Tap)

#2941.  Loudermilk (Malted Milk --- Robert Johnson)

#2942.  Mizelle (Michelle --- The Beatles)

#2943.  Chip Roy (Cowboy --- Randy Newman)

#2944.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2945.  Colby Wigga (Dolby Nigga --- Lloyd Banks)

#2946.  Loudermilk Is Gay (Past the Milky Way --- Ace Frehley)

#2947.  Guillfoyle (Snake Oil -- Embrace)

#2948.  Callista Is Gay (Barista By Day --- Anuhea)

#2949.  David Rivkin (He Is Risen --- Paul Baloche)

#2950.  Sacks (Slacks --- Valley)

#2951.  Fucking Elon Musk (Dancing In The Dusk --- Pet Shop Boys)

#2952.  Elon Musk (Under Dusk --- Harrison Storm & Enna Blake)

#2953.  MAGA's Inbred (Over My Head --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#2954.  George Glass (Badass --- Saliva)

#2955.  Musk (Dusk --- Winter Aid)

#2956.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#2957.  Elon Musk (Iron Tusk --- Mastodon)

#2958.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#2959.  He's Ian Cramer (The Entertainer --- Billy Joel)

#2960.  Elon Reeves Musk (Icicle Tusk --- Fleet Foxes)

#2961.  Elon Reeves Musk (Kerosene Musk --- Porches)

#2962.  Fucker JD Vance (Superstar In France --- Lambchop)

#2963.  Sacks (Snacks --- Oscar Lang)

#2964.  Livelsberger: Shit (Bloody Murder: Skit --- Krayzie Bone)

#2965.  Livelsberger (No Fat Burger ---Descendants)

#2966.  Matt Livelsberger (Cruising For Burgers --- Frank Zappa)

#2967.  tammy bruce (apple juice --- bill wurtz)

#2968.  Sammy Schwab Will Suck It (Take This Job And Shove It --- Dead Kennedys)

#2969.  Sammy Schwab's A Dirty Slob (Lovin' You's a Dirty Job --- Ratt)

#2970.  Jon Husted (Wake Up Dead --- Megadeth)

#2971.  Mar-A-Lago's John Eastman (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

#2972.  Jon A. Husted (I Love the Dead --- Alice Cooper) 

#2973.  Husted (The Dead --- King Diamond)

#2974.  Tammy Bruce (Turn Me Loose --- Loverboy)

#2975.  Fight For Greenland (Strike Up The Band --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2976.  Gill Is A... (Fill Me Up --- Jesus Culture)

#2977.  Trump Wants Greenland (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

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