Meet the House of Representatives newest and youngest Congressman. Brandon Gill (R-TX)!
Daughter Marigold is likely unaware that her father is a loyal Trumper Dumper. |
Gill will be the Orange Prolapse's "point man" in the House on immigration. Today, while Los Angeles burns and there's a funeral underway for President Jimmy Carter, he'll be introducing the REMAIN in Mexico legislation for anyone seeking political asylum.
He'll also be seeking a "diaper mandate." It's the latest MAGA proposition. Under this new law, if you're here illegally as a parent of an infant(s), it'll be a criminal misdemeanor charge to change a diaper. No wipes either.
Why? Because you're not supposed to be here in the first place. Makes sense I suppose. Hey, at least they're not trying to make it a felony.
Forbes Avenue blowout. |
Only properly certified ICE officials, DHS border employees, and if absolutely necessary, mall store Santa pedophiles may be tasked with that chore.
Brandon Gill
sonofsaf
A piece of shit
An Orange Prolapse clown
Piece of shit
Stop the stealing clown
McDonald’s
A Quarter Pound
Brandon Gill
Forty-seven’s a clown
Stealing democracy
Donald J. Trump is gay
Shitting gold toiletry
Donald J. Trump is very gay
A piece of shit
Trump’s a fucking clown
Piece of shit
Trump’s a dumbshit clown
McDonald’s
A Quarter Pound
Brandon Gill
Forty-seven’s a clown
Stealing democracy
Donald J. Trump is gay
Shitting gold toiletry
Donald J. Trump is very gay
Very gay, very gay
Donald J. Trump a presidential treat
Forty-seven cunt fat curtain meat
Stromy D., Triple D.
Donald J. Trump’s not a king
And he’s not fuckin’ pro-choice
His sin, his sin, his sin!
Donald J. Trump’s not a king
Stealing democracy
Donald J. Trump is gay
Shitting gold toiletry
Donald J. Trump is very gay
Very gay, very gay
Stealing democracy
Donald J. Trump is gay
Shitting gold toiletry
Donald J. Trump is very gay
Pop A Pill
Korn
Well look at this
I see clearly now
Look at this
I can feel it now
Happiness
Is seldom found
Pop the pill
I’m so damn happy now
Feeling things crawl on me
I need my fix today
This is way beyond me
I can’t live without you today
Well look at this
I see colors now
Look at this
I’m butt ugly now
Happiness
Is seldom found
Pop the pill
I’m so damn happy now
Feeling things crawl on me
I need my fix today
This is way beyond me
I can’t live without you today
You today, you today
I don't give out anything around me
Even all the love that surrounds me
Make me, Even me
I don't give out anything
I do this to shut off the voice
Within, within, within!
I don't give out anything
Feeling things crawl on me
I need my fix today
This is way beyond me
I can’t live without you today
You today, you today, you today
Feeling things crawl on me
I need my fix today
This is way beyond me
I can’t live without you today
This parody's admittedly on the weaker side. Just wasn't much to work with. The upside is that you rarely hear someone choose Korn on karaoke night
From 1995 to the present, Korn has kerneled the Burgh a grand total of 19 times. Surprisingly, I've only seen them twice.
Korn:
8-18-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-25-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#2102)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)