The Orange Prolapse recently tapped Samantha Schwab...
to be the spokesperson for the United States Secretary of State's office. Seems a little young, eh? Maybe better suited to have a paid sexual encounter with ex-Congressman and statutory rape advocate Matt Gaetz.
Rumor has it that Trump is gonna appoint Michael Vick to lead the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). When asked about forcible canine drowning or jumper cable execution, Trump replied, "Well, growing up, I never had a dog. So it's hard to say exactly what's right or wrong." Hey, what better way to own the libs.
And speaking of dogshit in the realm of political theater...
Spotted in front of PNC Bank headquarters. |
You say Cybertruck. I say Cyber Fuck. |
"Had this election not been won by Donald Trump, civilization would be lost." --- Elon Musk
Dumpin' indeed! |
Regardless, in other Samantha Schwab related news, I happen to own some complimentary Charles Schwab breath mints.
One of these contains a silver coin worth approximately $33. No joke. |
Sammy Schwab's A Dirty Slob
sonofsaf
Stormy D. is a-whorin’, thunder lightning attack
Hustle and the bustle tiny mushroom in the sack
Forty-five’s a big fat bully
Forty-seven’s a piece of shit
'Cause Sammy Schwab’s a dirty slob
And Trump is full of bullshit
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob, Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
Forty-five’s an orange wigger spreading a big fat lie
Forty-seven’s the king maker of Big Mac and fry
Infection of the yeast is
Ivanka’s a Jew and Jewish
MAGA Sammy Schwab’s a dirty slob
And Trump is full of bullshit
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob, Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
MAGA Sammy Schwab’s a dirty slob and
Donald’s full of bullshit
Son-in-law’s a Jew who’s committing crime
Daughter-wife’s a Jew a Hebrew endeavor
Ivanka’s a Jew and kosher pink slime
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob, Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
Son-in-law’s a Jew who’s committing crime
Daughter-wife’s a Jew a Hebrew endeavor
Ivanka’s a Jew and kosher pink slime
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob, Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
MAGA’s a cunt and dick pissing blood
Trump is a lying ugly faggot clown
Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob, Sammy Schwab is a dirty slob
Lovin' You's A Dirty Job
Ratt
I woke up in the mornin', I'm still flat on my back
Couldn't move a muscle like I had a heart attack
The night was wild and woolly
Didn't think I'd make it through it
'Cause lovin' you's a dirty job
And I'm the man to do it
Lovin' you is a dirty job, lovin' you is a dirty job
You put me through the ringer and hung me out to dry
You licked me off your fingers just like a piece of pie
You break my heart in pieces
But I've got the glue to glue it
Girl lovin' you's a dirty job
And I'm the man to do it
Lovin' you is a dirty job, lovin' you is a dirty job
Lovin you is a dirty job
Girl lovin' you's a dirty job and
I'm the man to do it
I'm gonna hold you till the end of time
I'm gonna love you 'cause it's now or never
I'm gonna kiss you till I make you mine
Lovin' you is a dirty job, lovin' you is a dirty job
I'm gonna hold you till the end of time
I'm gonna love you 'cause it's now or never
I'm gonna kiss you till I make you mine
Lovin' you is a dirty job, lovin' you is a dirty job
Lovin you is a dirty job
Girl your love is thicker than mud
And you're trying to drag me through it now
Lovin' you is a dirty job, lovin' you is a dirty job
Never cared much for this song.
Saf? Out of the Cellar or Invasion of Your Privacy?
Such a cruel, forbidden question. One that's markedly worse than Yahweh or Allah.
From 1984 to 2009, Ratt infested the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.
Ratt:
7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (Bon Jovi opened)
2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV
Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:
6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA
Stephen Pearcy:
3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH
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#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)