#3039. A Tariff

A rare confession: I happen to have a "dirty contact" deep within the current administration.

 

And this individual has semi-frequent contact with Elon Musk.  Anyhoo, apparently he/she confided with Musk that... "especially as of late," the Orange Prolapse (Trump) spends every waking moment terrified about "Trump Dumps" going viral.  Donald's utterly petrified that it would do irreversible damage to his brand. 

And that means EVERYTHING... from Trumpy Bear to Trump Towers.  Trump Sneakers to Trump Bibles.  Trump Tampons to Trump Golden Toilets to Trump Anal Glass Dildos.  And so on and so forth.

The current Dump phenomenon is obviously having a "limited tangential sporting impact" here in Shittsburgh.

 

A Tariff
sonofsaf

Lake Tahoe was abused on a golf vacay
The tits of Stormy, the tits of Stormy
His motorboatin’ ways

A piece of shit well done steak and a deep throat tiny dick
McDonald’s cooking, oh
And mushroom crimes because he’s a prick

Donald’s gay,
Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff
Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff

Oh Donald is not a king Forty-seven’s curt
Forty-five’s shittin’, Forty-five’s shittin’
The Orange Prolapse’s gonna burn

Golden piss Bud Light display mother fuckin’ trans-mistake
Oh he fucked Stormy, oh he fucked Stormy
Pornographic basket case

Donald’s gay,
Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff
Oh Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff

Penis isn’t strong
His penis ain’t long

Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff here
Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff
[x6]

Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff
Trump wants a tariff, Trump wants a tariff

 

The Sheriff
The Strumbellas

I'm easily amused by the things you say
Oh then it took me, oh then it took me
Back to those old darn days

Oh and I sit by the lake and watch the boats as I think
Oh when I'm looking, oh
Oh and sometimes I hope that they sink

And I say,
I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff here
I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff here

Oh and I've learned everything from my mother's hurt
Oh and I listened, oh and I listen
Oh how I followed that burn

Hell I fished the night away with my father on the lake
Oh when he took me, oh when he took me
Oh how I miss that old place

And I say,
I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff here
Oh I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff here

And all good things gone
When all good's gone wrong

I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff here
I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff
[x6]

I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff
I'm not the sheriff, I'm not the sheriff

The official video for this song kinda sucks you in.

From 2017 to the present, The Strumbellas have fingered the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  All of their concerts took place at Mr. Small's in Millvale.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#2161)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

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