#3090. Usha

In his bulging bizarro world, the Orange Prolapse really knows how to make members of his own administration look like mindless idiots.  Lately, Trump appears to be focusing on Secretary of State Marco Rubio and National Security Advisor Mike Waltz.

 

Trump's now calling Zelenskyy a dictator and blaming Ukraine... for being invaded by Russia.  But what's truly pathetic is watching all these Republican politicians now trying to dodge and defend the latest MAGA narrative.  Aside from their obvious discomfort, it just makes the entire Republican party seem like gutless, subordinate imbeciles.  Trump really believes that such tactical maneuvering augments his own intellectual prowess, making him appear stronger and all-knowing... at the expense of the establishment GOP.

When the shit hits the fan with India over tariffs, why do I think that Trump is gonna trot out Usha Vance in similar fashion?  You know, because of her Hindu skin melanin.

In the meantime, maybe we'll get to witness Usha's unwavering support of her husband's new stance for Vladimir Putin and mother Russia.  Hey, Usha's a mother as well.  So I guess that would make sense.  

Hey, Usha's gonna put the "H" in USA.  As in Hindu, humiliation, hatred, heartless, whatever.

 

Usha
sonofsaf

Shitshow’s MAGA right
Donald Trump is a bitch
Shitshow’s libtard left
Donald Trump’s a bitch
When all is said and done
Tiny mushroom erection

The smell is so much bolder
Smell is so much bolder
Asshole rectum anal odors

News is fake
And on day one, Trump’s a dictator
Stormy for what it’s worth
Was a horseface clown
News disgrace
Goodness sake
Whore’s hardcore
Trump Tower discovered
Discovered Kristi Noem

The smell is so much bolder

 

Russia
Tori Amos

For those on the Right
You need to build a bridge
For those on the Left
You must build a bridge
For those in Washington
There is only one question

Is Stalin on your shoulder
Stalin on your shoulder
As he was with his composers

Time to wake
Activate our Native Invader
Warriors of the Earth
It's getting late now
Time to face
Those who take
More and more
From our Great Mother
The Mother we call home

Is Stalin on your shoulder

I simply didn't have the patience to listen to this song.  U.S. vs. Canada championship is on.  So I just quickly matched up some syllable progressions.  But no matter how the future unfolds, I will always stand by that decision.

From 1992 to 2007, Tori Amos ventured to the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  Wide variety of venues.  Never saw her.  Not a fan.

But in another life, I had an ex-girlfriend who was a big fan.  Her stilted Amos sing-a-long routines always struck me as a little neurotic.  But she meant well... I think.

 

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

 

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young) 

#2561.  Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)

#2562.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- WALK THE MOON)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton)

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worsham)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In the Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan And Dean)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Vance (Trance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2212)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

#3063.  The Biggest Lie (I Wonder Why --- Sha Na Na)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Damage Case --- Motorhead)

#3065.  Emil Bove (Hello Hooray --- Alice Cooper)

#3066.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Mr. Kitty)

#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

#3084.  Terry Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

#3085.  Tenney's A Piece Of Shit (Any Way You Want It --- The Ramones)

#3086.  Jack Posobiec (Right Side Of My Neck --- Faye Webster)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

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