#3071. Kellogg

U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Ukraine and Russia Keith Kellogg said Saturday that a peace plan for the two warring nations could come within days or weeks.  He said, "I'm on Trump time."

But when asked about the size of Donald Trump's tiny mushroom penis, Kellogg became visibly upset.

Mush to his credit, the former military general quickly regained his composure and speculated accordingly.

 

 

Scaled to size, I suppose.

 

 

Much like the Orange Prolapse wrote the Art of the Deal, General Kellogg wrote a book about the future of warfare.  Way to go!

 

Kellogg should read my heavy metal cookbook.  It's about the future of asymmetric terrorism and the evolution of generational warfare.

 

Hint: No bullets.  No bombs.  No ships.  No planes. 

No Weapons. 

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

 

Kellogg
sonofsaf

Kellogg! (Kellogg)
Kellog!

Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God
Clown profiteers, are in arrears

Kellogg, Kellogg, Trump sins absolved
Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God

He’s a cunt and stupid bitch
The Donald’s afraid
On a gold toilet he’ll sit
A shitshow display

Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God
He’s a jag-off, he’s an assclown
Kellogg, hound dog, Ukraine will bow
Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God

Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God
Forty-seven’s gay
Daughter-wife’s a whore
Fucked up, no doubt, sucking hardcore

Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God
Kellogg, Kellogg, fuck your Muslim God
His shit is obscene
No more vaccines

Orange Prolapse clown’s in the White House (Stormy!)
It’s a Lake Tahoe cathouse

 

Hot Dog!
They Might Be Giants

Hot dog! (Hot dog)
Hot dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Now we got ears, it's time for cheers

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Grab my boots and a sandwich
Let's start a parade
Get the coconut drum kit
For Daisy to play

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're taking off, we're dancing now
Hot dog, leapfrog, and holy cow
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
It's a brand new day
Whatcha waiting for?
Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans

So long for now from Mickey Mouse (That's me!)
And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

 

Surprised I never heard this song before.  Seems like it was destined for Sesame Street.  Health and Human Services Director Robert Kennedy Jr. would probably like to see it banned.  He probably got upset that hot dogs the official meat of Major League Baseball.  Yet those same hot dogs are poisoning the general public.

Personally speaking, I prefer Condom Dog.  #MAHA

From 1987 to the present, They Might Be Giants have played the Burgh an amazing 35 times.

They Might Be Giants:

10-9-92, Wheeling Jesuit College Fieldhouse, Wheeling, WV

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