#3051. Paula White

Eastern Ohio religious crusader Brian Z. Chrisagis weighed in on Paula White's recent appointment.  She's Donald Trump's new "Faith Official" in the White House.

I applaud Trump for making a very brave move in appointing Pastor Paula White as adviser to Faith and Opportunity initiative in the office of Public Liaison. I'm not a fan of her prosperity Gospel but I think it is brave of him to shake things up showing that it isn't only a man who can be a Pastor and leader but it's the whosoever believes. I personally would have went with a man who pastored and one that wasn't controversial. This isnt a judgement call just wanted to point out how many pastors and men would disagree with a woman being a pastor and a leader. Maybe this will change how the church views women. What are your thoughts?

Pastored?  

I prefer assturd.

The Orange Prolapse extends his tiny mushroom penis in the direction of White's Christian rectum.

 

Yinz wanted the D-gs of wrath.  Yinz got it!!!

 

 

Paula White
sonofsaf

Republicans fight and Ivanka’s a dyke
Mushroom inevitable in the bum
Trump’s tiny dick is motorboatin’ Paula White
And her cunt is fuckin’ dry
A cunt and dyke, she’s Paula White

Insurrection plan, Oath Keepers I cannot stand
Insurrection plan whatever
Fist Lady wife she could BeBest
But she’s a lyin’ Slovenian
A retarded European plan
A cunt and dyke, she’s Paula White

 

Candlelight
The Mystery Lights

I can't hold you tight for as long as you'd like
For that inevitable day will come
When we will flicker and go out just like the candlelight
As our love will hang out to die
Our love is like, the candlelight

I can hold your hang, only if you understand
I can't hold your hand forever
A grip on life's a grip on death
And I'm tryin' to be a man
Trying hard to do the best I can
Our love is like, the candlelight

 

To the best of my knowledge, The Mystery Lights have neither mystified nor enlightened the Burgh.  

Never heard of 'em.

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#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

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#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

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#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

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