#3049. McClain

Meet Congresswoman Lisa McClain (R-MI).

McClain embraces the rectal warmth of the Orange Prolapse.

She's also the Chair of the House Republican Conference.

In other news...

At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN. I have decided to immediately terminate multiple individuals from the Board of Trustees, including the Chairman, who do not share our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture. We will soon announce a new Board, with an amazing Chairman, DONALD J. TRUMP! Just last year, the Kennedy Center featured Drag Shows specifically targeting our youth — THIS WILL STOP. The Kennedy Center is an American Jewel, and must reflect the brightest STARS on its stage from all across our Nation. For the Kennedy Center, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

Looks like the Orange Prolapse is launching a new culture initiative.

Say goodbye to Beethoven and Mozart.  Welcome Lee Greenwood and the Village People.

 

The yinzer equivalent here in the Burgh.

And caviar will be replaced with dipping sauce.

 

 

McClain
sonofsaf

Meh.

Forty-five’s a fuckin’ disgrace
Orange Prolapse of shame

Forty-seven’s a basket case
And an asshole pain

Tiny mushroom is getting blown
Clown without a brain
McDonald’s he yearned
So does Lisa McClain

A golden throne of toilet turds
Trump is not a king
Stormy D. was pulling the strings

Tiny mushroom is getting blown
Clown without a brain
McDonald’s he yearned
So does Lisa McClain

Meh.

Tiny mushroom is getting blown
Clown without a brain
McDonald’s he yearned
So does Lisa McClain

So does Lisa McClain
So does Lisa McClain
So does Lisa McClain
So does Lisa McClain

Meh.
McClain!

 

Insane
The Hives

Yeah!

Be aware of the pretty face
The one that calls your name

Be aware of the German race
They can leave a stain

I'm a man of flesh of and bone
To wallow in pain
Sometimes I get burned
That's why I go insane

Be aware of those tender words
That don't mean a thing
Be aware of the simple things

I'm a man of flesh of bone
To wallow in pain
Sometimes I get burned
That's why I'm going insane

Ah!!!

I'm a man of flesh of bone
To wallow in pain
Sometimes I get hurt
That's why I'm going insane

That's why I'm going insane
That's why I'm going insane
That's why I'm going insane
That's why I'm going insane

Ah!!!
Insane!

 

Catchy song.

The Hives played the Burgh just once.  Last September at Stage AE.

I did not attend.

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#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

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