#3054. Unanue

Remarks from Goya Foods President Robert Unanue (pronounced U-Nan-Way) recently showed up in the Orange Prolapse's social media feed.

"I love the President for his Courage, Leadership, Love of Country, Love of us, Love of the most vulnerable, Love of God and for leading America and the World closer to HIM! Mr. President, you have been CHOSEN by GOD as President and LEADER for the World into the GOLDEN AGE!"

In other news, the Eagles obliterated the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX.  Trump made sure to weigh in...

The only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift. She got BOOED out of the Stadium. MAGA is very unforgiving!

And of course, followed it up with an obligatory fake meme.

In MAGA world, Taylor Swift is despised.

A Fake News Tay-Tay Dump.

She sells multiple nights at the Superdome.

While he can't even fill up a municipal county building in Altoona.

A rare venison Dump entitled "Constipation No. 0002, Musky Deer Shit, with Acorn."  Submitted by Trump Dump enthusiast Phil Jack.  Spotted in Wheeling, WV the morning after the Super Bowl.

 

 

Unanue
sonofsaf

Trump’s a cunt who isn’t white
Orange Prolapse is here to stay
Stormy Daniels isn’t slutty
Complimentary ways of Unanue
Loving the oppressor, forty-seven’s gay
Unanue

Trump’s a twat who isn’t white
Ass crack of sorrow on display
Sow the seeds of constipation
Complimentary ways of Unanue
Her plastic tits are fake, her boobs are in the way
Unanue

Donald’s a fake clown, Ivanka’s a Jew
Her twat’s a fish ‘o filet
Goya Foods clown, Kushner kosher Jew
Unanue

 

Day By Day
Hooters

Give me what you can tonight
Time is all we have to play
Tell me you can't live without me
Tell me every day by day by day
Nothing lasts forever, only fades away
Day by day

Give me what you can tonight
I'm back tomorrow anyway
Show me some appreciation
Show me every day by day by day
The chance you gotta take's the price you gotta pay
Day by day

And if you break down, I will remind you
Of what you were yesterday
You can break down, I'll be behind you
Day by day

 

Fly Eagles Fly!  Philly... For those about to shit, we salute you.

 

Take a closer look.  It's the fecal embodiment of the Arch in St. Louis.

Great tune.  I have fond memories of listening to "All You Zombies" while on the way to Kennywood back in 1991.  Things "peaked" before we even reached the amusement park.  That day will forever be remembered as "Granny with a funnel cone.  Git' em granny."

My third parody of The Hooters classic:

#1410.  Crudite (regarding the failed 2022 Mehmet Oz campaign for Pennsylvania U.S. Senate candidate)

#1487.  Joe O'Dea (regarding the failed 2022 Republican Colorado U.S. Senate candidate)

#3054.  Unanue (pronounced U-nan-way)

The Big Lie 100: (#2177)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

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