#3045. Marocco's Load

Secretary of State Marco Rubio appointed Pete Marroco, a January 6th rioter who stormed the Capitol... to head U.S. Aid and humanitarian assistance.

Marocco's primary duty will to be to permanently shut down the entire operation.  And that will hopefully result in the lack of medication and starvation deaths of as many human beings as possible.  Historically speaking, the easiest way to assert your political authority... is to kill millions of people.  The more helpless, the better.

Regardless, as far as I'm concerned, there can be only one true Muracco.

And it sure as hell ain't Pete.

Behold!  A sea of pavement Dumps in the cultural district.  Apparently, these dahntahn dogs prefer shitting on concrete and asphalt... as opposed to grass and urban landscaping. 

 

Marocco’s Load
sonofsaf

Oh

Full of scorn Donald Trump
The big lie is one big massive dump
Shittin’ on a golden throne
It’s the jism of Marocco’s Load

Mushroom fuck, tiny sack
Barron’s daddy’s bangin’ Stormy’s rack
Kushner Jew’s golden commode
Toilet stall Marocco’s Load

Kristi Noem
A dumpster wife with cum swallowed
Kushner Jew’s golden commode
Marocco’s Load

Trump deceives, on the job
Go to hell Melania’s a cunt
Marco’s funny, or so I’m told
Rubio took Marocco’s load

Kristi Noem
A dumpster wife with cum swallowed
Kushner Jew’s golden commode, huh
Marocco’s Load, wow

Always full of spite and a pain
So fucked up, are the Republicans
Boy’s a clown and proud to blow
Such a shame Marocco’s Load

 

 

Tobacco Road
David Lee Roth


Oh

I was born in a trunk
Mama died and my daddy got drunk
Left me here to die alone
In the middle of Tobacco Road

Growin' up, rusty shack
All I had was hangin' on my back
Only you know how I loathe
This place called Tobacco Road

But it's home
The only life I've ever known
Only you know how I loathe
Tobacco Road

Gonna leave, get a job
With the help and the grace from above
Save some money, get rich and old
Bring it back to Tobacco Road

But it's home
The only life I've ever known
Only you know how I loathe, huh
Tobacco Road, wow

Bring that dynamite and a crane
Blow it up, start all over again
Build a town be proud to show
In the name Tobacco Road

 

 

 

Couldn't find a decent live version.  David Lee Roth's cover is pretty annoying.  In that he thinks it's really cool and hip. 

From 1986 to 2003, David Lee Roth had 5 solo shows in the Burgh.  I saw him only once when he did the Van Halen reunion tour.  Wasn't impressed.  It seemed like he was truly desperate to recreate a decades old vibe.  I almost felt bad for the guy.

 

However, I did like his blip appearance in the executive card game.

 

Van Halen:

4-30-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2167)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

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