#3056. Elon's DOGE

Yesterday, Elon Musk and his snot-nosed punk kid paid a visit to the White House.

The Orange Prolapse remained unusually silent as Musk rambled and gloated about his elimination  of U.S. Foreign Aid (food, vaccines, etc.).  Historically speaking, a great way to command respect and demonstrate  authority... is to kill as many innocent human beings as possible.  Both foreign and domestic.  In a nutshell, that is what's happening.

 

Buccos Spring Training is rapidly approaching.  Raise the Jolly Rancher!  Five years ago, I wrote a blog about how to fix MLB.

Looks like the Steelers are ditching QB Russell Wilson.

A Musk Dump spotted outside the Allegheny City-County Building.  Elonic!

And I thought Donald Trump's dance moves were cringeworthy. 
 

 

 

Elon’s DOGE
sonofsaf

Don’t shit Orange Prolapse
The Donald’s not a king buttfuck his ass
Twat retard’s a twat retard
Retarded hair and Elon’s DOGE
Elon’s DOGE (Elon’s DOGE)
Elon’s DOGE
Elon’s DOGE

Fucked up dildo toy
Despair from a crooked asshole will annoy
Twat retard’s a twat retard
Retarded hair and Elon’s DOGE
Elon’s DOGE
Elon’s DOGE

A Stormy whore, her tits ain’t small
In the sack
Lake motorboatin’ attack

Don’t shit Orange Prolapse
The Donald’s not a king buttfuck his ass
Twat retard’s a twat retard
Retarded hair and Elon’s DOGE
Elon’s DOGE

A Stormy whore, her tits ain’t small
In the sack
Lake motorboatin’ attack

 

Vintage Clothes
Paul McCartney

Don't live in the past
Don't hold on to something that's changing fast
What we are is what we are
And what we wear is vintage clothes
Vintage clothes (Vintage clothes)
Vintage clothes
Vintage clothes

We jump up for joy
Who cares if we look like a girl or boy?
What we are is what we are
And what we wear is vintage clothes
Vintage clothes
Vintage clothes

A little more, a little tall
Check the rack
What went out is coming back

Don't live in the past
Don't hold on to something that's changing fast
What we are is what we are
And what we wear is vintage clothes
Vintage clothes

A little more, a little tall
Check the rack
What went out, is coming back

 

Macca has written plenty of memorable songs.  This... ain't one of 'em. 

Last night, Sir Paul played a surprise "pop-up" show at The Bowery in New York City.  500 tickets at $50 a piece.

Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2179)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

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