Yesterday, Manhattan U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon resigned after being ordered to drop the campaign finance corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams.
Forty-seven stooge Emil Bove (last name rhymes with bouquet), directed by Orange Prolapse sycophant, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi, eagerly accepted her resignation.
Bove looks like he could use a toupee.
Anyhoo, here's the daily Dump.
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| We're probably better off that it's not an "EMIL BOVE" Dump. Nobody would have a fuckin' clue. |
Emil Bove
sonofsaf
Emil! Bove! Bondi blows again
Rockin’ steady
Emil! Bove! Bondi’s lovin’ him
Rockin’ steady
Trumpy Bear’s the Trumpiest
Damn thing you ever seen
Forty-seven’s blessing
Vladimir Putin’s gonna cream
Why dictating ain’t strong
Trump’s dick ain’t long
It’s why dictating ain’t strong
Asshole wants a thumb
Yeah, why the stinking smells strong
Donald's a fuckin’ cunt
No doubt! No doubt
Proud Boys and Oath Keepers creaming in cahoots
Rockin’ steady
No doubt! No doubt
Elon Musk his geeks and Kushner Jews
Rockin’ steady
Trumpy Bear’s the Trumpiest
Damn thing you ever seen
Forty-seven’s blessing
Vladimir Putin’s gonna cream
Why dictating ain’t strong
Trump’s dick ain’t long
It’s why dictating ain’t strong
Asshole wants a thumb
Yeah, why the stinking smells strong
Donald's a fuckin’ cunt
America’s gonna win
Crapping on the seven deadly sins
Trump’s mushroom ain’t long
Tiny ain’t long
Tiny’s wrong
Tiny ain’t long, Tiny ain’t long
So wrong
Trump’s mushroom ain’t long
Mushroom ain’t long
So wrong
Tiny ain’t long, tiny ain’t long
Tiny ain’t long, tiny ain’t long
Tiny ain’t long, he ain’t long
Tiny ain’t long, tiny ain’t long
So wrong
Hello Hooray
Alice Cooper
Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin
I've been ready
Hello! Hooray! Let the lights grow dim
I've been ready
Ready as this audience
That's coming here to dream
Loving every second
Every moment, every scream
I've been waiting so long
To sing my song
And I've been waiting so long
For this thing to come
Yeah, I've been thinking so long
I was the only one
Roll out! Roll out
With your American dream and its recruits
I've been ready
Roll out! Roll out
With your circus freaks and hula hoops
I've been ready
Ready as this audience
That's coming here to dream
Loving every second
Every moment, every scream
I've been waiting so long
To sing my song
And I've been waiting so long
For this thing to come
Oh, I've been thinking so long
I was the only one
I can stand here strong and thin
And I can laugh when this thing begins
God, I feel so strong
I feel so strong
I'm so strong
I feel so strong, I feel so strong
So strong
God, I feel so strong
I am so strong
So strong
I feel so strong, I feel so strong
I feel so strong, I feel so strong
I feel so strong, feel so strong
I feel so strong, I feel so strong
So strong
Probably my favorite Alice Cooper opener. Although I must say, it's hard to top Black Widow.
From 1969 to the present, Alice Cooper has elected to play the Burgh an amazing 29 times.
Alice Cooper:
9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA
4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
9-3-24, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA