#3044. Brendan Carr

Federal Communication Commission Chairman Brendan Carr wants to eliminate PBS and NPR. 

I'd like to see a Trump Dump inspired theme for Sesame Street.  Simply replace all the major characters with Republican leadership.  

The Orange Prolapse would obviously play the lead role of Big Bird.   

Cookie Monster - Robert F. Kennedy

Miss Piggy - Marjorie Taylor Greene

Burt - John Thune

Ernie - Marco Rubio

The Count - Ted Cruz

And Matt Gaetz as Guy Smiley.

Etc.

 

Brendan Carr
sonofsaf

FCC Chair Brendan Carr
Outta line Proud Boys Oath Keeper retards
Son-in-law’s a Jew, daughter wife’s a ho
MAGA’s gonna fight
And Stormy will blow

Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright
Fake news is outta site
Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright, yeah

FCC Chair Brendan Carr
A McDonald’s Big Mac’s full of lard
His salad’s tossed, ass opens wide
Donald Trump’s a clown, it can’t be denied

Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright
Fake news is outta site
Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright, yeah

Hard on, tiny mushroom is orange not white
Job to blow your news is fake leftist dynamite
Hard on, tiny mushroom is orange not white
Job to blow your news is fake leftist dynamite

FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard

Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright
Fake news is outta site
Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright, yeah

Hard on, tiny mushroom is orange not white
Job to blow your news is fake leftist dynamite
Yum, hard on, tiny mushroom is orange not white
Job to blow your news is fake leftist dynamite

FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard
(Lake Tahoe will be Stormy)
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, ‘cause he’s the shittiest retard

Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright
Fake news is outta site
Bud Light, alright
The beer I drink tonight
Bud Light, alright

Bud Light, alright
Your fake news is outta site
Lake Tahoe will be Stormy
The Donald’s gay and he’s orange not white
Bud Light, alright
Bud Light, alright
Bud Light, alright
Bud Light, alright
Bud Light, alright, Stormy
Bud Light, alright - gay and he’s orange not white
Lake Tahoe will be Stormy
Lake Tahoe, Lake Tahoe will be Stormy
The Donald’s gay and he’s orange not white
FCC Chair Brendan Carr

 

Lucky Star
Madonna

You must be my Lucky Star
'Cause you shine on me wherever you are
I just think of you, and I start to glow
And I need your light
And baby, you know

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

You must be my Lucky Star
'Cause you make the darkness seem so far
And when I'm lost, you'll be my guide
I just turn around, and you're by my side

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right
C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right

You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right
Mmm, c'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right

You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
(What you do to me, baby)
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright

Starlight, starbright
You make everything all right
What you do to me, baby
You got to stay by my side tonight
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright, baby
Starlight, starbright - stay by my side tonight
What you do to me, baby
What you do, what you do to me, baby
You got to stay by my side tonight
You may be my Lucky Star

My second parody of Lucky Star.  I few years ago, I penned #827.  Paul Gosar.

The Material Girl has expressed herself in the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.

Madonna:

2-5-24, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2166)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

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