The Orange Prolapse appears to have made a new friend on the other side of the aisle.
Meet Lady MAGA! (not to be confused with Lady Gaga)
Lady Gaga should write a song about him.
Cum to think of it, maybe I'll write a song about him. His real name is Ryan Woods. Plenty of songs are titled "Damaged Goods." Seems appropriate.
If Woods plays his cards right, he could be a dignified spokesperson for the burgeoning trans-porn industry.
The Donald’s Gay
sonofsaf
Stormy Daniels’ fake tits aren’t normal but her pussy needed fed
Tiny cock’s a delightful mushroom instead
Forty-seven’s toilet stall is sick from McDonald’s
And he’s feeding off his debtors
His style’s a shit clown so deranged
All the Trumper flags unfurled (as) MAGA attacks the gays
Ivanka’s meat curtains, and her cunt yearns for his the big lies
Lake Tahoe denying, hundred thirty K’s why
The Donald’s gay his wife’s a Euro-pain
The Donald’s gay his shit’s an orange disgrace
Donald Trump is not a king so retarded
Silicon tits of Stormy D. big and so slutty
Kushner’s a Jew Ivanka too
Shittin’ on a gold throne makin’ enemies
His daughter-wife is a fuckin’ Jew
Ivanka’s meat curtains, and her cunt yearns for his the big lies
Lake Tahoe denying, hundred thirty K’s why
The Donald’s gay his wife’s a Euro-pain
The Donald’s gay his shit’s an orange disgrace
The Donald’s gay his wife’s a Euro-pain
The Donald’s gay his wife’s a Euro-pain
The Donald’s gay his wife’s a Euro-pain
This Is The Day
The The
Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red
The calendar on your wall is ticking the days off
You've been reading some old letters
You smile and think how much you've changed
All the money in the world couldn't buy back those days
You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky
This is the day your life will surely change
This is the day when things fall into place
You could've done anything, if you'd wanted
And all your friends and family think that you're lucky
But the side of you they'll never see
Is when you're left alone with the memories
That hold your life together like glue
You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky
This is the day your life will surely change
This is the day when things fall into place
This is the day your life will surely change
This is the day your life will surely change
This is the day your life will surely change
Great tune. But it's impossible to do a credible search on the band name "The The."
Never seen 'em.