#3101. Trumpin' Dumpin' Ass (He's Always Shittin')

An underrated statue.

Plenty of evidence on the ground here in Shitsburgh.

Very Musk-centric.

 

 

Trumpin’ Dumpin’ Ass (He’s Always Shittin’)
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That McDonald’s helluva is a fuckin’ Big Mac
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
There’s no fuckin’ doubt that he’s the Orange Prolapse
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’

Honest Abe would stand up and shout
Lied for the Quarter-a-Pound
Stormy shows off her titties
She got wetter for a dumbshit clown

Asshole country, asshole country, the Bible kills
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
As The Donald shits, his golden toilet thrills
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’

Honest Abe would stand up and shout
Lied for the Quarter-a-Pound
Stormy shows off her titties
She got wetter for a dumbshit clown

Alpha small male The Donald’s oh so queer
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
Stormy Daniels gettin’ laid and paid one thirty
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’

GOP and the Christian turds will pray
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
Anal creep his cock’s inside mushroom hooray
Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’

Honest Abe would stand up and shout
Lied for the Quarter-a-Pound
Stormy shows off her titties
She got wetter for a dumbshit clown

Trumpin’ Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
Trumpin’, Trumpin’, Dumpin’, Dumpin’, he’s always shittin’
Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuckin’, duh-duh-duh-duh-Dump, he’s always shittin’

Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)
Led Zeppelin

With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Living, loving, she's just a woman
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac
Living, loving, she's just a woman

Come on, babe on the roundabout
Ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is
So you better lay your money down

Alimony, alimony, paying your bills
Living, loving, she's just a woman
When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills
Living, loving, she's just a woman

Come on, babe on the roundabout
Ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is
So you better lay your money down

Telling tall tales of how it used to be
Living, loving, she's just a woman
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
Living, loving, she's just a woman

Nobody hears a single word you say
Living, loving, she's just a woman
But you keep on talking 'til your dying day
Living, loving, she's just a woman

Come on, babe on the roundabout
Ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is
So you better lay your money down

Living, loving, she's just a woman
Living, living, loving, loving, she's just a woman
Li-li-li-li-live, lo-lo-lo-lo-love, she's just a woman

No good live versions of this song exist.  Jimmy Page never cared for it much.

Tricky tune.  Peculiar lyrics.

From 1970 to 1975, Led Zeppelin immigrated to the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.

Led Zeppelin-related concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute club show along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.

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#3101.   Trumpin' Dumpin' Ass: He's Always Shittin' --- (Living Loving: She's Just A Woman --- Led Zeppelin)

 

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