#3083. Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt

I've always like it when the Orange Prolapse posts the same exact thing back-to-back on his Truth Social shit.  Emphasis!

Kevin Hern (R-OK) once tried to sway his colleagues with a Dump of McDonald's cheeseburgers.  Surprised he didn't spring for the Big Macs.  Well, not really.

In fact, I'm so proud Trump's exposed fluorescent colon, I'm going to submit back-to-back versions of "Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt."

 

 Dumpin' indeed.

 

 

Hern’s A Fuckin’ Cunt
sonofsaf

Forty-seven’s a dumbshit clown
Orange Prolapse fart, Big Mac, and Quarter Pound
Your enemy Nancy Pelosi ’til the end
Forty-five crooked deal of art
Coup d’etat plan was from the very start
Insurrection of love
Donald Trump is here to stay

That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
The Donald is at fault
McDonald’s is to blame
A piece of shit, bullshit, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

You will discover it’s a con
Trump is a queer from the dusk ’til the dawn
The Jews and Stormy D.
Even Ivanka too
Kushner’s the worst shit of all-time
Will you concede a coup d’etat’s a crime
From sea to shining sea
Ukraine will never be free

That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
The Donald is at fault
McDonald’s is to blame
A piece of shit, bullshit, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

Kevin Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

Forty-five crooked deal of art
Coup d’etat plan was from the very start
Insurrection of love
Donald Trump is here to stay

That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
The Donald is at fault
McDonald’s is to blame
A piece of shit, bullshit, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
The Donald is at fault
McDonald’s is to blame
A piece of shit, bullshit, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
The Donald is at fault
McDonald’s is to blame
A piece of shit, bullshit, Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt

 

Turn It Into Love
Kylie Minogue

Did you believe I'd let you down?
Your jealous heart gave you the run-around
You couldn't see that I would always be your friend
If you can look inside your heart
And understand what's tearing you apart
You gotta trust someone
Don't let hate get in the way

Just turn it into love, turn it into love
And open up your heart
And you'll never feel ashamed
If you turn it, turn it, turn it into love

When all your other friends are gone
I'll still be here to help you carry on
If you have faith in me
Then I'll believe in you
You are the first thing on my mind
Do you believe I wouldn't have the time?
I have to make you see
You can't push the pain on me

Just turn it into love, turn it into love
And open up your heart
And you'll never feel ashamed
If you turn it, turn it, turn it into love

Just, just turn it into love
Just turn it into love
Just turn it into love
Just turn it into love

If you can look inside your heart
And understand what's tearing you apart
You gotta trust someone
Don't let hate get in the way

Just turn it into love, turn it into love
And open up your heart
And you'll never feel ashamed
If you turn it, turn it, turn it into love

Just turn it into love, turn it into love
And open up your heart
And you'll never feel ashamed
If you turn it, turn it, turn it into love

Just turn it into love, turn it into love
And open up your heart
And you'll never feel ashamed
If you turn it, turn it, turn it into love

 

This song's pretty hideous.  Very Stacy Q-ish.

Kylie Minogue has never played the Burgh.  D-g Nammit!

On second thought, I'll survive.

The Big Lie 100: (#2205)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

#3063.  The Biggest Lie (I Wonder Why --- Sha Na Na)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Damage Case --- Motorhead)

#3065.  Emil Bove (Hello Hooray --- Alice Cooper)

#3066.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Mr. Kitty)

#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

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