The Orange Prolapse picked Virginia public safety official Terry Cole to head the DEA.
Truth be told, despite Trump's glowing recommendation, Cole is more of a community organizer. And he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Cole was one of those MAGA "enthusiasts" on January 6, 2021.
But he never entered the Capitol.
Terry Cole
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A coup d’etat crime shitty Terry Cole
A coup d’etat crime asscrack’s an asshole
Ooh, smelly his ball sack, smelly his ball sack
smelly his ball sack, Stormy, The Donald’s scum
A coup d’etat crime, coup d’etat crime
Coup d’etat MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA crime
All that jazz
A coup d’etat crime and a Kushner cunt
A Euro-trash whore his first wife lady cunt
Anal attack, anal attack
Anal attack, Stormy, The Donald’s scum
Whoa, whoa, oh
A coup d’etat crime, coup d’etat crime
Coup d’etat MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA crime
Anheuser strong drink American Bud Light
Fake news clown who’s orange and not white
Fuck yeah, dope causes harm, dope causes harm
Dope causes harm, Stormy, fuck her cunt when menstruatin’
Yeah!
A coup d’etat crime, coup d’etat crime
Coup d’etat MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA crime
Boo-yah, boo-yah*
Boo-yah, boo-yah
A coup d’etat crime, coup d’etat crime
Coup d’etat MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA crime
Rock And Roll
Led Zeppelin
It's been a long time since I rock-and-rolled
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time
Yes, it has
It's been a long time since The Book of Love
I can't count the tears of a life with no love
Carry me back, carry me back
Carry me back, baby, where I come from
Whoa, whoa, oh
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time
Oh! Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Making vows that just can't work right
Oh yeah, open your arms, opens your arms
Open your arms, baby, let my love come running in!
Yeah!
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time
My second parody of the Zeppelin classic. A few years ago, I penned #1132. Lost Control (regarding the slap heard 'round the world)
From 1970 to 1975, Led Zeppelin played the Burgh 3 times. A little before my concert-going days.
Led Zeppelin-oriented concerts:
3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute band at a club along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.
Zoso's at Stage AE next month. They're an exceptional Zeppelin cover band. Kashmir's even better.
I found one of those "best tribute" bands lists.
- #1 – ZEP-LA
- #2 – Get The Led Out (GTLO)
- #3 – Led Zepplica
- #4 – Zusa Rocks
- #5 – Kashmir – Led Zeppelin Cover Band
- #6 – Lez Zeppelin
- #7 – Zoso
- #8 – Led Blimpie
- #9 – The Led Zeppelin Experience
- #10 – Led ZepAgain
- #11 – No Quarter
- #12 – Dread Zeppelin
I actually have a great name for Zep cover band.
Trampled Under Gunt! Feel free to steal it.