MAGA sycophant Brad Schimel is running for Supreme Court in Wisconsin.
Let us proceed to dole out some Dumps.
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Keep on Dumpin'.
Schimel Plan
sonofsaf
MAGA’s stormy, Trump fucked her cunt
Bullshit enemy, Lake Tahoe fun
Trump learned remotely, Nevada hey
Piece of incest shit, Ivanka’s Jew cunt hip hooray
“Coup d’etat crime, is in the past
Mushroom will cum, inside your ass
An insurrection sent from above
So much fuckin’, fun, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers love”
Brad David Schimel has a plan
A new king and tiny mushroom fan
A.G., Brad Schimel has a plan
A piece of shit’s who’s shitty, ass, needs a fan
“Ivanka Kushner’s, is bought and sold
Jared can’t bleed, he’s got no soul
Horseface piece of shit, oh Stormy, the big lie
Trump’s son-in-law’s a Jew-ish cunt, can’t ever be denied”
Brad David Schimel has a plan
A new king and tiny mushroom fan
A.G., Brad Schimel has a plan
A piece of shit’s who’s shitty, ass, needs a fan
Lake Tahoe thrill
“Toy dildo fury, First Lady MILF
Orange Prolapse fart, see you in hell
Horseface piece of shit, oh Stormy, the big lie
Trump’s son-in-law’s a Jew-ish cunt, can’t ever be denied”
“Brad David Schimel has a plan
Oh the boyking, his tiny mushroom fan
A.G., David Schimel has a plan
A piece of shit who’s shitty, ass, needs a fan.”
A.G., David Schimel, David Schimel’s plan
Oh the boyking*, a tiny mushroom fan
A.G., David Schimel has a fuckin’ plan
A piece of shit who’s shitty, ass, needs a fan.”
Simple Man
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama told me when I was young
"Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day"
"Oh, take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
You'll find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son, there is someone up above"
"And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can"
"Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied"
"And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can"
Oh, yes, I will
"Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied"
"And be a simple kind of man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can?"
"Baby, be a simple, be a simple man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of simple man
Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can?"
From 1975 to 2018, Lynyrd Skynyrd has free-birded the Burgh an impressive 31 times.
Kinda surprised I've only seen 'em once. However, there was this one time I scalped the hell out of a Skynyrd/Hank Williams Jr. concert at Star Lake. But we didn't go in. Probably the greatest number of random fights I've ever seen in a concert parking lot. I blame everything on Jack Daniels. And to a lesser extent, Jim Beam.
Lynyrd Skynyrd:
7-7-05, Jamboree In The Hills, Morristown, OH (limo)