#3059. Brendan Carr

FCC Chair Brendan Carr is launching an investigation into San Francisco radio station KCBS.  

 

KCBS allegedly leaked details of impending ICE raids (timing, locations, descriptions of unmarked vehicles, etc.).  This new trend of federal investigations and lawsuit intimidation will continue unabated.

 

Carr's other objective is to launch an assault on any business or government agency even remotely dealing with DEI.  Long story short, if you're not a wealthy, privileged biological white male... well, you're fucked.  Or at a bare minimum... investigated, sued or fired.

So let's dedicate some vehicular Dumps to Carr.

 

Welcome to the new boundaries regarding freedom of speech.  I wonder if his interpretation of the First Amendment applies to Trump Dumps.  Brave new world, eh?

 

Brendan Carr
sonofsaf

Brendan Carr is fuckin’ scum
Lying clown, dumpster of cum
Ivanka is a Jew
Kosher Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

Donald Trump is always frowning
Kristi Noem is dismounting
Ivanka is a Jew
And a Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Ivanka is a Jew
And a Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

Stormy D. was so much wetter
Lake fuckin’ Tahoe endeavor
Ivanka is a Jew
Kosher Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

Sha na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na na na na

Ivanka is a Jew
Kosher Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

Sha na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na na na na

Ivanka is a Jew
Kosher Kushner
Trump flags are unfurled
Forever

 

Caviar
Wavves

Caviar in the Autumn
Tie me down, make me beg some
And I'll come home to you
When I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

Hold me tightly till I'm drowning
All the days you've been counting
And I'll come home to you
If I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

And I'll come home to you
If I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

Who will hold you till you're better?
I don't care if we're together
And I'll come home to you
When I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

And I'll come home to you
When I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

And I'll come home to you
When I wanna
And that's the end, girl
Forever

This song ain't too shabby.  Could be popular with the masses.  Has a familiar melody but I can't quite place it. 

Wavves is a band from San Diego.  They played the Burgh just once.  At the Altar Bar in the Strip District back in the fall of 2014.  Never heard of 'em until penned an alternative version of this song.

The Big Lie 100: (#2181)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

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