#3075. Kellogg

Orange Prolapse Special Envoy, General Keith "Corn Flakes" Kellogg, will be heading to Ukraine on Thursday. 

"If you think you're going to kill your way out of this, you're wrong, because you have a lousy view of history." --- Kellogg

I happen to have a view of history as well.  I wouldn't necessarily call it "lousy."  But I would term it as accurate.

 

When you end up with a psychopathic narcissist in a position of leadership... and he's been mercilessly humiliated by the media for decades (clown, dumbshit, fatso, mushroom penis, etc.), for him there becomes only one, singular, viable path forward.  He must directly counter his perceived image and demonstrate maximum authority at any cost. 

Hmm, how would you accomplish sound a herculean task?

Well, one way is to kill and injure as many people as possible, both foreign and domestic, as a demonstration of your power and brute strength.  Or at a bare minimum, you make everyone's life as miserable as is humanly possible in the form of physical and mental subjugation.  Hmm, sound familiar?

 

Kellogg
sonofsaf

He’s Trumpin’ and he’s dumpin’
A Trumpin’ MAGA dude
That envoy clown’s Keith Kellogg
Essence of ineptitude

Kellogg, is fucking Zelenskyy
Fake tits and Kellogg news
Porno Stormy D.

Donald’s McDonald’s indebted
Big Mac doncha know
Motorboating of Stormy D.
Job to blow

Kellogg, is fucking Zelenskyy
Fake tits and Kellogg news
Porno Stormy D.

Hell just another McDouble
Or maybe Quarter Pound
Fuck Keith Kellogg
A Putin stooge and a clown

Kellogg, is fucking Zelenskyy
Fake tits and Kellogg news
Porno Stormy D.

 

Hot Dog
Mark Knopfler

I'm coming off your cooking
I'm coming off my food
I'm staring down this hot dog
And I'm in a fighting mood

Hot dog, it's either your or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me

Well I drink my coffee leaded
'Til I'm good to go
They tell me it ain't good for me
Maybe so

Hot dog, it's either you or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me

Well you're gonna give me trouble
I'm gonna stick around
Ain't no hot dog
Gonna run me out of town

Hot dog, it's either you or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me

 

Mark Knopfler played a single show in the Burgh.  Heinz Hall back in the fall of 2014.  I was not in attendance.

Dire Straits also played the Burgh just once.  On the 1985 Brothers In Arms Tour at the Syria Mosque.  .  Ride Across The River is such a great opener.  Not necessarily a bucket-list show.  But it would've been pretty cool. 

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