#3040. Andrew Kloster

Andrew Kloster is one of Trump's new White House lead attorneys.  

And just by happenchance, Kloster was a major proponent of the Project 2025 agenda.  F'in Kloster.

His major task will be threatening prosecution and scaring the living shit out of the 38,000 employees at the FBI.  Particularly anyone who "participated" in the prosecution of the Jan. 6 rioters.  Hint: that translates into pretty much anyone and everyone employed at the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Expect more firings and resignations as Trump continues his 2025 Purging Vengeance Tour.

Hint: Less government + less accountability + less transparency = greater Orange Prolapse.

 

 

Andrew Kloster
sonofsaf

Hella salad’s tossed for
Asshole Andrew Kloster
His mushroom cock is small
Gold toilet hear thy call

Redder than a beet, Orange push-pop* treat
Raging misogynist such a god damn cunt
Wears Depends, herpes zoster^
Job to blow he’s Andrew Kloster

Gonna blow and cum of age
Stop the steal, it’s all the rage
 An Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Some McDonald’s a la carte

America’s his fuckin’ enemy
Lee Greenwood I hate, ‘cause our country ain’t great
Wears Depends, herpes zoster
Job to blow he’s Andrew Kloster
Tariffs on banana’s foster
Job to blow he’s Andrew Kloster…

 

Great Imposter
The Fleetwoods

Well, I went and lost her
To the great imposter
I stood and watched her fall
Couldn't help her at all

Poetry, so sweet, has her at his feet
She thinks she's the one but he has just begun
All her friends, they just watch her
For they know the great imposter

Don't she know he's on a stage
It's not real, it's just a play
And he's playing a part
That is soon to break her heart

Oh, can't she see tomorrow's misery?
Soon she'll learn her fate but it will be too late
All her friends, they just watch her
For they know the great imposter
And she's soon to join the roster
For they know the great imposter...

 

 

^ - herpes zoster is essentially the Shingles virus.

The Fleetwoods "Cadillaced" the Burgh just once.  They played for KQV Radio Appreciation Day in West View Park back in the summer of 1960.  At the time, I was -10 and did not attend.

The Big Lie 100: (#2162)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

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