#3080. Congressman Hern's Pink Slime

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse praised Kevin Hern (R-OK) for going on Fox News and complaining about woke government spending.

Hern is a noted restaurateur in the Tulsa area.  Translation: He owns 18 McDonald's franchises.

Great interview with Congressman Kevin Hern of Oklahoma, this morning on Fox. Way to go, Kevin!!!

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Congressman Hern’s Pink Slime
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Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern is gay
Golden toilet turd’s Jared’s a Jew-  
Ass hooray

Treason is why he is a piece of shit
Treason is why his red MAGA’s inbred
First Lady wife shits opens up ass wide   
Turd-like confessions felony crimes

The Donald’s so obscene he’d eat you
The Donald’s gonna wanna blow
Shitshow and the big lie, but Stormy

Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern is gay
Golden toilet turd Jared’s a Jew-  
Ass hooray
Donald’s a damn retard
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Stormy Daniels, Daniels
Pornographic too

Congressman’s Hern’s pink slime

And nothing else matters ‘cause MAGA ain’t smart
Euro cum dumpster wife piece of shit-creep from the start
Daughter-wife’s a whore with shaven cunt hair
The Donald’s not a king to him this ain’t fair

Not long enough to enter Stormy
Endowed not big enough or strong
The Donald’s so unkind, and snarling

Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern is gay
Golden toilet turd Jared’s a Jew-
Ass hooray
Donald’s a damn retard
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Stormy Daniels, Daniels
Pornographic too
Oh

Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Oh Stormy

The Donald’s so obscene he’d eat you
The Donald’s gonna wanna blow
Shitshow and the big lie, was shady

Congressman Hern’s pink slime
Congressman Hern is gay
Golden toilet turd’s Jared’s a Jew-
Ass hooray
Donald’s a damn retard
Kushner’s a god damn Jew
Stormy Daniels, Daniels
Pornographic too

Congressman Hern’s pink slime (Hern’s pink slime)
Congressman Hern is gay (Hern is gay)
That baby, baby maybe
Is gay
Trump retards
The Donald Trump retards…

 

If I Could Turn Back Time
Cher

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes

I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry, but baby

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time

My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there

Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and darling

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

Oh

If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
Oh baby

I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry, but oh

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that've hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time (Turn back time)
If I could find a way (Find a way)
Then maybe, maybe, maybe
You'd stay
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars...

My second parody of Cher's monster hit.  Four years ago, I penned #913.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (regarding a failed MAGA candidate's bid for office in Arizona)

From 1966 to 2019, Cher has believed in the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.  Never seen her.  Although we did briefly tailgate outside the arena for her 2019 show at PPG Paints Arena.

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#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

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