#3082. Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt

Oklahoma Congressman and noted fiscal hawk Kevin Hern 

just posted...

President Trump knows the American people can spend their dollar better than the federal government.  

(yeah sure, the 3 B's... Trumpy Bears, Trump Bibles, and Trump Big Macs)

Only in Washington is rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse considered controversial.

(yeah sure, it's called people getting fired and losing their jobs)

 

Spotted on the Andy Warhol Bridge near PNC Puke.

Long story short, Hern's not only a fuckin' cunt.  But he's also a piece of shit.

Hern’s A Fuckin’ Cunt
sonofsaf

Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’, Trump and his stool
Donald’s unwise, Donald’s uncool
Trump’s so fucked up he’d slut-shame
Stormy’s fake tits Horseface whore
His shitty toilet’s golden you will find
A fat crybaby, A Trump Dump’s unkind
Big liar’s insurrection crime
With a coup and much more
Pride’s the deadliest sin

[CHORUS:]
That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
Bud Light is bullshit
Libtard futility
That Hern’s a fuckin’ cunt
Damn white piece of shit
A Stormy enemy
A Stormy enemy

He’s been defeated,
He’s been abused,
He ain’t so nice,
And he hates the Jews
Ivanka Kushner her smell
Dyke cunt ain’t too mild
Her devotion will BeBest you’ll see
But was he motorboatin’ Stormy D.?
‘Cause motorin’s okay
Big Mac and a large fry
Yo pride’s the deadliest sin

[CHORUS]

 

Turn My Back On Love
Triumph

I've been your victim, I've been your fool
You terrorize, you break the rules
I've had enough of your games
I can't take it anymore
Your pretty poison's gonna make me blind
I've had it baby, I've made up my mind
I'm tired of wasting my time
And I told you before
I'll say it once again

[CHORUS:]
I turn my back on love
Don't fight about it
Or beg for sympathy
I turn my back on love
I'm right about it
Oh baby set me free
Oh baby set me free

I've been mistreated,
I've been misused,
I've paid the price,
Yes I've paid my dues
You had me under your spell
Like some voodoo child
Your love potion got the best of me
You left me nothin' but my dignity
Ain't nothin' you can say
You got no alibis
So I'll say it once again

In all honesty, this song seems more along the lines of "triumphant filler."

From 1978 to 1985, Triumph rocked the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  Six shows at the Stanley Theatre (Benedum) and 2 shows at the Civic Arena.  Never saw 'em.

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#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

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