#3055. Finland's Howard Brodie

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse announced his pick for Ambassador to Finland.

Howard "Bruiser" Brodie!

I am pleased to announce that Howard Brodie will be the next United States Ambassador to Finland. Howard is a distinguished attorney, investor, and businessman, who currently serves as Co-President and General Counsel of Brodie Generational Capital Partners. A proud graduate of Yale Law School, Howard has decades of International experience, leading major transactions and Global business negotiations. He is also a dedicated philanthropist, strongly supporting Medical Research, Education, Veterans’ causes, and the Arts. I know Howard will bring his vast experience and passion for our Country to advance our Interests abroad.

Congratulations to Howard, his wonderful wife, and three children!

Let's dedicate this deluge of Dumps to Howie, his wonderful wife, and their 3 children.

 

 

@RealBrodie

 

 

 

 

Finland’s Howard Brodie
sonofsaf

Finland’s Howard Brodie
Has a job to blow
And soon you’ll discover
The Donald’s shitshow
And by any measure
A fart of relief
And again you’ll discover
His curtains of meat
Mar-A-Lago will fuck you
A cunt hair to shave
Once again you’ll discover
Pubic hair is depraved
But not shaving’s okay
Jew daughter’s a damn cunt
Stormy Daniels is shitty
Proud Boys will have fun
Ivanka’s a damn Jew
A fast food franchise
McDonald’s golden commode
Big Mac and large fries

So fuck all you Haitians
Lake Tahoe’s stormy
And all of you Mexicans
Off to Gitmo you’ll see
Toilet seat of a shitter
In cahoots don’t ask why
Donald is mistaken
For spreading a lie

 

On Top Of Old Smoky
Burl Ives

On top of old smokey
All covered with snow
I lost my true lover
From courting too slow
For courting's a pleasure
And parting's a grief
And a false hearted lover
Is worse than a thief
For a thief will just rob you
And take all you save
But a false hearted lover
Will lead you to the grave
And the grave will decay
You and turn you to dust
Not one girl in fifty
A poor boy can trust
They'll hug you and kiss you
And tell you more lies
Than cross lines on a railroad
Or stars in the skies

So come all your maidens
And listen to me
Never place your affections
On a green willow tree
For the leaves they will wither
And the roots they will die
You'll all be forsaken
And never know why

This sing-a-long is truly annoying, highly Hee-Hawish and incredibly irksome.

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#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

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