The Orange Prolapse is meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu tomorrow in Washington, DC.
Will President Elon Musk be invited to attend?
Hard to say.
A media "lay-up" question for Netanyahu. "Mr. Prime Minister, should Donald Trump's sudden friendship with Holocaust denier and Nazi sympathizer Elon Musk be any cause for the Jewish people worldwide?"
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| Elon Musk wants control over entire U.S. Treasury. That seems normal, eh? |
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| Taylor Swift looking good at the Grammy's last night. |
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| Taylor Swift looking "not as good" on the Andy Warhol Bridge. |
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In other news, the New Jersey Devils are in town to take on the Pens tonight.
Rumors of a "Puddy Dump" are swirling around PPG Paints Arena.
Netanyahu
sonofsaf
Forty-seven crook
Forty-five cook book
At McDonald’s with an insurrection plan
Butt assholes and shitshows
Mushroom dick she blows
His son-in-law’s a Jew but not a man
A Hebrew blunder
Netanyahu
You fuckin’ Jew
Everyone from Palestine’s a whore
A fake news blunder
His diet’s right he’s drinkin’ Bud Light
A kosher bitch and a whore
He’s got some shit to sell
A Trumpy Bear from hell
Lake Tahoe undercover state of mind
Adultery tonight
Never felt so right
The big lie is unkind
A Hebrew blunder
Netanyahu
You fuckin’ Jew
Everyone from Palestine’s a whore
A fake news blunder
His diet’s right he’s drinkin’ Bud Light
A kosher bitch and a whore
Old fart is outta line
Bitchin’ all the time
Tiny swollen dick’s needs blowin’ from the right
Ivanka wears a thong
One big massive con
And Jared is a-drinkin’ yinz Bud Light
Hebrew blunder
Netanyahu
You fuckin’ Jew
Everyone from Palestine’s a whore
A fake news blunder
His diet’s right he’s drinkin’ Bud Light
A kosher bitch and a whore
Hebrew blunder
Netanyahu
You fuckin’ Jew
Everyone from Palestine’s a whore
A fake news blunder
His diet’s right he’s drinkin’ Bud Light
A kosher bitch and a whore
Hebrew blunder
Netanyahu
You fuckin’ Jew
Everyone from Palestine’s a whore
A fake news blunder
His diet’s right he’s drinkin’ Bud Light
A kosher bitch and a whore
Who's Cheatin' Who
Alan Jackson
Everywhere you look
You can write a book
On the trouble of a woman and a man
But you can not impose
You can't stick your nose
Into something that you don't understand
But still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who
Who's being true
And who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doin' right with someone tonight
And who's car is parked next door
I thought I knew her well
I really couldn't tell
That she had another lover on her mind
You see it felt so right
When she held me tight
How could I be so blind
But still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who
Who's being true
And who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doin' right with someone tonight
Who's car is parked next door
A heart is on the line
Each and every time
Love is stolen in the shadows of the night
Though it's wrong all along
It keeps goin' on
As long as you keep in outta sight
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who
And who's being true
Who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doin' right with someone tonight
Who's car is parked next door
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who
And who's being true
And who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doin' right with someone tonight
Who's car is parked next door
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who
And who's being true
And who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doin' right with someone tonight
Who's car is parked next door
From 1992 to 2018, Alan Jackson cuntrified the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.
Never seen him. Although I did have a couple limo gigs where I took the opportunity to scalp the hell out of his Star Lake concerts. Huzzah!
The Big Lie 100: (#2164)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)
#3001. Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)
#3002. Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)
#3003. Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)
#3004. Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)
#3005. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#3006. TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)
#3007. Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3010. Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3012. Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)
#3013. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)
#3014. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)
#3015. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3017. Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)
#3018. The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)
#3019. Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)
#3020. Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)
#3021. Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)
#3022. Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)
#3023. Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)
#3024. Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)
#3026. Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)
#3027. Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)
#3028. Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)
#3029. Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)
#3030. Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)
#3031. Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)
#3032. Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)
#3033. Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)
#3034. Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)
#3035. Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)
#3036. Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)
#3037. Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)
#3038. Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#3039. A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)
#3040. Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)
#3041. Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)
#3042. Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)
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